Title: The Princess of Enbizaka
Rating: PG
Word Count: 668
Pairing: Boa x Luffy, (hinted) Luffy x Ace
Topic: None
Type: AU, Song
Genre: Horror
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from One Piece.
VTM: A song fic inspired by my resent trip to the renaissance fair, the Vocaloid song 'The Tailor Shop on Enbizaka', note, you should probably read this while listening to the song 'The Tailor Shop on Enbizaka'. It sounds much better.

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Listen closely, this is a tale of a twisted love.
An obsession, powerful like the blade of a sword.
The heroine was a princess, shining like the sun.
She was so beautiful and was adored by all.
One day she gazed upon a treasure that she knew had to be hers!
He was like no man she had ever met before.
But what's this? He was in the clutches of a blue haired witch!
A treasure loved by so many, how will you take him from them?

Oh lovely princess just what is it that saddens you?
Does it hurt to see something that you can't have?
But have no fear and take up your blade.
For as always, your love is like a hurricane!

Today in your kingdom, a girl with blue hair was found dead.
She was stabbed and thrown into the river.
'Oh my, how terrible!' is all that you say.
But inside, you smile wickedly...
The witch that tried to take your treasure's heart is gone now.
That's one less obstacle to worry about.
Soon the treasure you desire will surely be yours!
Oh! But what's this? A woman walking next to him?

Oh lovely princess just what is it that saddens you?
Does it hurt to see something that you can't have?
But have no fear and take up your blade.
For as always, your love is like a hurricane!

Today your kingdom seems to feel a sense of unease.
For days now several people have been killed.
'Oh my, how terrible!' is all you say.
But inside, you smile wickedly...
It's not your fault that those women were in the way.
They should have known better than to get that close to him.
With them gone, you now make your move.
But what's this? Your treasure is snatched! Is that a man?

Oh lovely princess just what is it that saddens you?
Does it hurt to see something that you can't have?
But have no fear and take up your blade.
For as always, your love is like a hurricane!

Standing proudly with your treasure in his claws...
The treasure's protector, a mighty 'dragon' looms.
He cherishes the treasure as much as you do!
For but a moment you wonder, 'just who's love will win'?
A wicked smile appears upon your lips as you think:
'just who could love a beast like him'?
But a hatred stirs when your treasure embraces him.
It's then clear that vile beast must die!

Oh lovely princess just what is it that saddens you?
Does it hurt to see something that you can't have?
But have no fear and take up your blade.
For as always, your love is like a hurricane!

Do not worry oh brave princess.. .
What you desire will surely be yours this time.
With your mighty blade in hand and a flash of rose red blood...
Reach out and take what is rightfully yours!

In a plume of fire!
A slashing of sharp claws!
This dragon, proves to be the greatest foe!
Take heart, dear princess, and raise your sword!
There is no way his love can outmatch yours!

Later an older brother was attacked in his own home.
Found barely breathing his attacker unknown.
Our brave princess nowhere to be found!
Oh my! Just where could she be?
She failed to kill the 'dragon' protecting the treasure she desired.
Her world is starting to unravel.
Soon all her sins shall be shown to the world!
Oh, how did this happen to our poor hero?

But that's a story for another day, dear loved ones.
I promise that there is a little more to this tale.
But for tonight just try to sleep easy.
Pray the mad gaze of the princess won't land on you!

-The End...?-

Cast:

'The Princess' - Boa Hancock

'The Treasure' - Monkey D. Luffy

'The Blue Witch' - Vivi

'The Dragon' - Portgas D. Ace

Lyrics By: Veronica the Mischievous

Sung to the tune of: 'The Tailor Shop on Enbizaka'

VTM: I have the second song written already. But because I'm feeling particularly sadistic today, I'll wait a little before posting it up here. :3 Want me to post it faster? Reviews are much appreciated.