MASSIVE FUCKING A/N! AND THE DISCLAIMER I OWN NOTHING THAT IS RELATED TO NARUTO! ONLY TIME IM SAYING IT! IF YOU CANT TELL ALREADY THIS WILL BE A MATURE FIC IT WILL CONTAIN: GORE, TORTURE, MENTIONS OF RAPE, LEMONY GOODNESS, AND ALL THE FILTHY SWEARING YOU CAN LAY YOUR HANDS ON!
This is actually going to be my third attempt at fan fiction, though I haven't posted the others they were like the prototypes. Now after reading probably close to five hundred other stories and researching everything I could for my subject matter. I believe I am ready to give it an attempt posting a fanfic of my own creation.
This will be a very DARK/Super Naruto fic (there will be a very good reason for the SUPER. An I'm talkin like pwr lvl over 9000 omgwtfbbq kinda super!), he will be cynical calculative and cruel. Perhaps a bit of romance and angst not the your drowning in sorrow and wallowing in ye woes kinda crap though. It'll be part of his character. There WILL BE NO OC's! Everything will be taken either from Naruto itself or from mythology. For this reason alone there is the chance of there being an occasional xover, I wont tell you now if there is the disclaimer will appear for that chapter!
There WILL be some Saku and Sasu bashing occurring in this fic. It will NOT be centered around it so it will not be the crazy obsessive kind, more the put ya ass in the proper place kind.
Flame me burn me or love me, I don't care it feeds the creative juices. I'll gobble it up. Plus if the criticism is worth note hell I may even throw a bit of it into the writing process.
Lastly for all you romantics here are your choices for pairings, it will happen sooner or later so I'm letting you choose early. No fucking harems it will be one on one madness! And no fucking yaoi the manga has enough of that as it is, you want yaoi go read it instead (side note I have no issues with homosexuality I have quite a few gay friends. Their a blast to hang with as it is I just don't write about it)! Lastly I am not above breaking up relationships to advance the story line! So character deaths may fucking happen, grow a pair it happens in real life it can happen in a fanfic!
Reasons for the pairing are listed, depending on whose picked it WILL affect the storyline so choose carefully. I have the plot lined up for each depending on who is chosen! YE HAVE BEEN WARNED! THERE WILL BE NO HAREM EITHER I LOVE THE IDEA OF THEM BUT THIS WILL NOT HAVE EM (mebbe next time ^_^)!
Naru/Anko- SHE WILL BE THE ONLY OLDER LADY YOU GET TO CHOOSE FROM! Only reason she's in the listings is because her and Naruto's pasts will be similar. That and she's a hottie I'll be honest if I met Anko in real life shit would hit the fan! The same can be said if this is the pairing I go with.
Naru/Ayame- (she aint that much older then Naruto so get used to it!) its underused and I think it would be great in the story, if you want sappy romance pick her. She's one of the more unappreciated characters in fan-fiction and in the manga considering shes one of Naruto's 'Precious' persons (ugh gag me now).
Naru/Ino- both are blonde both are loud and boisterous and the pairing in general is hilarious. This pairing will have a lot more comedic relief caused by their character interactions (probably centered around Inoichi lavishing on his lil'princess).
Naru/Tenten- I got this thing for pandas... no jus shittin you, she's an interesting pairing and one I enjoy. She would kinda stabilize Naruto out IMO, so if she's used it will be more of a pensive drawn out pairing.
These are your pairing choices, no I wont tell you who is decided on. You'll have to read to find out. Votes start now and the pairing will not be decided until later on in the fic you have til then to decide, there will be prior character interaction to the final pairing being set in stone.
That is the end of my massive rant if it doesn't sound like its your poison then go read something else I will not beg for reviews this will get finished at some point in time because I am a major ass for completion. My muse is alcohol and good music, I wont be running out of it anytime soon. So if you feel like leaving a review go ahead, wanna flame me to the ninth level of hell do it I'll read em and complete the story anyways.
Alex A.K.A Pr1nnyDUD3
P.S. LAST TIME IM SAYIN THIS, THIS AINT NO KIDDY GRADE T.V. BOYS'N'GIRLS SO IF YA GOT YA RENTS ON THE SHOULDER, DONT READ THIS DAMMIT!