Disclaimer: I don't own "Supernatural", sadly, but the boys are such a treat to play with…
A/N: My gratitude goes out to my awesome beta twinchaosblade who makes sense of my stuff, even if I don't.
A/N 2: Response to the Drabble Challenge by Enkidu07 and Onyx Moonbeam
All fellow players can be looked up on Enkidu07's profile page (the many, many names finally exceeded the drabble word count, hehe).
"So, you're saying it's fake?"
"No, dude, it's the real deal. I said it's a dud."
"A dud, dude?" Sam giggled like a four-year-old, all dimples.
"Sam…" Dean warned half-heartedly but couldn't help laughing either.
"When you two ijdits are done with the hysterics," Bobby chided mildly, "I suggest we call the police. This is way above our pay grade."
"Is there a second one?" Sam nodded at another suspicious mount.
"Let's leave very carefully," Bobby advised.
"Don't worry, if this baby blows up, we can always tell authorities we merely found one." Another bout of laughter ensued.
A/N 3: Happy birthday, Katy. Have a wonderful day with lots of cake and your family and friends to celebrate with.