A.N.: This is what happens when I think about Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland and haiku at the same time! I hope you enjoy.

Alice Kingsley is

A revolutionary,

Far beyond her times.

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A corset? Never!

Nor will I put on stockings.

I am against them.

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Is that a rabbit?

It's wearing a blue waistcoat…

I think I've gone mad!

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Time is ticking on.

We really ought to hurry,

We are very late!

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You're terribly late

You know, naughty. We had to

Have tea without you!

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Valiant dormouse

Best fighter in the movie

Despite her small size

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Why can't I use the

Dormouse's full name in my

Haikus? Syllables.

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Is it "Mall-ym-kun",

Or is it "Mally-um-kin"?

It's only said once…

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Alice gets her dress

Back when she leaves Underland,

But not her necklace!

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The Jabberwocky

Most feared creature in the world

Now, it has no head.

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Why does Alice have

Shoes when she is so tiny?

Magic, shrinking shoes!

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Why don't I get to

Go have fun in Underland?

Where's that rabbit hole?

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Here's a tribute to

All people the Red Queen killed.

We'll always miss you.

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Iracebeth of

Crims, sadistic sovereign.

Her reign has ended.

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White is good, red bad,

According to the movie.

But are they, really?

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You really don't want

To know what goes into those

Magic foods, Alice.

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You're all late for tea!

Please do not upset the Hare.

Oops, you didn't duck!

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When did a hatter

Learn to make a tiny dress

With just his scissors?

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She calls him Hatter,

He calls her Mally. Why don't

They use their full names?

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You have very poor

Evaporating skills. No,

I should be the one.

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Tweedles Dee and Dum

I can't tell the two apart!

They should have name tags.

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Hatter/Alice? Yes,

That pairing is popular,

But isn't my choice.

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Reality or

Dream? Who says that there has to

Be a difference?

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I'm considering

Things that start with the letter

"M", such as "muchness"!

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Let's go east to Queast,

Or south to Snud. Whichever,

It is safer there.