Alien Hominid

A few years into the future, in this galaxy right here, An alien was joyriding above Earth.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! The sirens sounded. "Huh, what was that?" said the half asleep FBI agent. He looked at the screen in front of him, pressed a button, and said, "I nearly missed that one."

Suddenly a laser shot from one of the towers in the FBI base and blasted the UFO hovering too close to Earth. The UFO crashed in a nearby town and an alien came out, He was armed.