"What is it?"

"It's a flowerpot, you daft prick."

"Why in Godric's name have you bought them a flowerpot?"

"Because, Padfoot, they're my in-laws. You buy in-laws things like that."

"Like flowerpots?"

"They're Muggles!"

"...So?"

"I didn't know what else to get them! They're Lily's parents. I want to make a good impression."

"You want to make a good impression... with a flower pot? Good luck with that."

"Get bent, Padfoot - you wouldn't understand."

"Obviously not."

"I knew I should have asked Remus' advice instead."

"Probably."

"Whatever. I'm going now."

"...Oi, Prongs!"

"...What?"

"...Good luck meeting Lily's parents."