Welcome. YogaGal and I decided to post the things we have collabed on and combine them into this handy dandy story. This way you can enjoy all the silly fluffiness in one spot. You can also read them on her site (link is in my faves) She has an extra story that she wrote me for my bday. I wrote E&J HS Reunion for her bday... well writing. I'm not done with it. lol.

Anywho, this was written for TuesdayMidnight's bday. If you don't know her, then you are missing out. She's awesome. She's also in my fave authors. Huge thanks to OnTheTurningAway for beta'ing this. She is the best.

I took Edward and Yoga is Jasper... just in case you were wondering. ;)


EdwardCullenEsquire(a)gmailDOTcom to JasperWhitcock(a)gmailDOTcom 10:32am

Subject: Last Night

Jasper,

Hi, how are you? I mean, um, how are you today? You ran out of here before I woke up, so I didn't get the chance to ask. Your emails go to your phone, right? If they do, you'll probably see this immediately. That doesn't matter I guess. You could check it tomorrow, and it would still be the same message. It's not like it's a chameleon email. heh heh. You're good with computers - you should invent that.

Um, well, I wasn't writing to tell you that you should come up with a program that changes emails based on the time they're read or anything, but I don't have your phone number. I got your email from Facebook. I hope that's okay.

I guess I should just get to the point, right? My mother always told me I could ramble for hours. lol.

Yeah, well, I have your underwear.

Do you want me to drop them off, or you could come pick them up? Ummm... I guess I could mail them, but the post office doesn't run on Sundays.

Ok, well, get back to me.

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle.


JasperWhitcock to EdwardCullenEsquire 10:40am

Re: Last Night

Hey Edward,

I'm really sorry about the ninja escape move this morning. I completely spaced on the fact that I had a family brunch planned. I guess that's what happens when you're a little hungover and completely spent from an overactive night ;)

I'm actually surprised I didn't pull a hammy. All that dancing must have limbered me up. I have to say that I have never really seen dance moves like yours before...you're definitely one of a kind.

I was wondering where my skivvies ran off to. I was in such a hurry to make brunch I must have forgotten them. Although...are you sure they're mine and not somebody else's in your long line of conquests?

Ha!

Just kidding.

Kind of.

Ok, time to get my drink on. I mean, brunch on.

No. I mean drink on. In fact, Nana Whitlock has already downed her 3rd mimosa, so you know I've got some catching up to do.

Don't go sniffing my briefs there, Eddie-boy.

-J.


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 11:07am

Re:Re: Last Night

Hello Jasper,

Thank you for replying to my electronic mail so swiftly.

You've overwhelmed me in your email. I almost don't even know what to type. Last night was... well, last night was definitely out of character for me. I don't normally dance, but I thought that the people still "raised the roof." Was I wrong in this assessment? I hope I didn't appear foolish or cause you any embarrassment. I'm not much of a drinker you see, besides a glass of wine here and there, and it was my first time experiencing the side effects of Jager. I will be more selective when taking shots in the future. hahaha.

I will say I was a bit alarmed to wake up and see that you weren't there this morning. Mostly because I thought it might have all been a figment of my imagination. Well, that is until I found your underwear under my pillow. I'm not entirely sure how they got there...

I understand your need to leave, though. Family is very important, and brunch is a wonderful meal. It's quite lovely that your family takes the time to sit down and enjoy each other's company on a regular basis.

Last night was a lot of fun, but, once again, not in my nature. So, no, I don't have a line of conquests. I hope that's not how you see me, Jasper. I would hate for my reputation to be tarnished as a man about town (I think you know what I'm implying here)

I do hope you're joking about smelling your underpants. That's an absolutely absurd declaration!

Have a wonderful meal, and let me know what you want to do next - um, about the underwear, of course. We could maybe get together, though, if you thought that was the most prudent answer to our mutual problem - the underwear again, of course. I could just have them cleaned for you if you like, as well. Just let me know, and I'll throw them in with my things for the cleaner to pick up tomorrow.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle.


JasperWhitcock to EdwardCullenEsquire 11:16am

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Hey E-man,

Can I call you E-man?

Anyway...you are one funny motherfucker. Seriously, man. I was snorting into my quiche over here.

And yeah...of course I replied quickly. I have an iPhone. It's pretty awesome. I've also been sneaking in some porn watching while Uncle Marcus and cousin Jane argue over fiscal policy or something. Watching "Everybody Does Raymond" on the DL while they debate finances seems a-okay to me.

God bless Steve Jobs.

As for last night...no. People don't "raise the roof" anymore. But you were hysterical and when you busted out the Cabbage Patch, I thought I was gonna lose my mind. I mean, yeah, it was dorky and all, but the way you moved those hips of yours was hot! Hope you're not nursing a crazy hangover this morning though. Jager is the devil's brew, my friend, and it can leave a nasty headache the next day.

And I didn't really think you were going to sniff my underwear. I mean, it's not like I took a big old inhale of your pillow before I left. Because I totally didn't.

I can probably swing by your place later this evening if you're around to pick up my Calvin's. We could have a more sober rendition of what happened last night. Or were you too drunk to remember?

Fresh round of Bloody Mary's just arrived.

TTYL,
J.


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 11:28am

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Hello Jasper,

E-man? Well, it would be a first, and I hope it will be a last. I much prefer Edward, and if a nickname is imperative, then call me "E." (Without the quotations of course. If you spoke the nickname, you might have to use fingerquotes, and there is really nothing worse than fingerquotes.)

Oh, my, you have followed Steve Jobs down the bunny hole have you? I myself am an individual... I have a Blackberry.

You're watching television at brunch? What do your parents think? On the other hand, I think the father is absolutely hilarious on that show. He really tickles my funnybone. I can't believe you think I'm funny... I don't remember making a joke in my last email, but maybe something was taken out of context. It's always hard to read tone in an email, isn't it? Interpretation is always a tricky thing to pin down.

Oh dear lord.

Cabbage Patch?

I'm not even entirely sure what that is. I mean, of course, I know what it is literally, but as far as dance moves go, I'm completely lost. Is it the one where you, and I quote, "Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care?" Also, what are you not caring about with that dance - underarm odor? I think that would be the biggest worry. (That was a joke in case you weren't aware - like I said before, tone is hard to type.)

Thank you for your concern over my health. I've eaten, consumed my body weight in water and taken a few Advil. I'm feeling much better now. I hope you are also not feeling poorly this morning.

Jasper, are you insinuating that you sniffed my pillow? I mean, maybe, you're not, and I read it wrong. Damn typed conversations without easily heard inflections!

You want to come over and hang out with me tonight, alcohol free? That would be great! I mean, that sounds like a plan... You do need to get your underwear, after all...

Regarding last night, I remember most everything, but I am a little fuzzy on the details. Care to fill me in?

Eat your vegetables in your Bloody Mary to keep your strength up!

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle.


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 11:29am

Re:Re:Re:Re:Re: Last Night

Jasper,

I just noticed that you are actually watching "Everybody DOES Raymond." I'm not familiar with that. Is Ray Romano in that as well?

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle.


JasperWhitcock to EdwardCullenEsquire 11:40am

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E - (see? no quotation marks, I'm a quick learner!),

I'll ignore your crack at Apple...and only because you have one fine crack yourself. mmm...

What was I talking about? spaced out there for a second. and I was not watching some inane sitcom. I was watching a porn called Everyone Does Raymond. Let me repeat myself. It's a porn. PORN. Where men have sex with other men. In this case, multiple men have sex with one man. It was interesting for sure, but not funny in the least. But bones *were* tickled...

Have you, uh...ever done that?

Glad to hear your hangover isn't too bad. I was fine this morning. Well, nothing a wank in the shower and a little hair of the dog at brunch can't cure.

Thanks for letting me use your shower by the way. I made sure to clean up after myself. Your shampoo smells good. Like you. I may or may not have just sniffed my own hair.

Maybe.

As for last night? You're fuzzy on the details? So...You don't remember me hovering over you...completely wide eyed and slack jawed at the sight of your large, hard, pulsing...

damn! Dessert just arrived. Can't say no to cheesecake.

Laters,
J.


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 11:53am

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Jasper,

So, I take it I can call you "J." Well, that sounds like a plan if I ever heard one!

I have a fine crack? ...oh... I get it. Well, um, I wax, but don't tell anyone that, okay?

Porn? You watched PORN at brunch? You mentioned your grandmother! You watched PORN with your grandmother! Jasper, that is insane. One man had sex with multiple men in the PORN you watched with your family? Now, he is definitely a man about town...

Wait.

Are you asking me if I've ever watched porn or had sex with multiple people at the same time?

Bones were tickled. lol. That joke's tone was quite obvious. Kudos to you.

You used my shower? Erm. Did you look in the cabinet? If you did, that's not mine.

What was large and pulsing? Um. I think I need a bit more refreshing. I do remember some other things like the feel of your mouth against mine. You have the softest lips.

Okay, I'm going to die of embarrassment now.

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle.


JasperWhitcock to EdwardCullenEsquire 12:08pm

Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re: Last Night

E -

You can call me whatever you like.

Seriously.

I mean it.

And dude...chillax. I did not watch porn *with* nana. I just watched it on the sly while she tossed back a few more mimosas. I would never ever watch porn with my nana. I would, however, watch porn with you.

Just saying.

And what was large and pulsing? I can tell you what *is* large and pulsing now that you told me you wax. Dude. You can't just write shit like that. Poor nana's wearing a face full of sputtered cheesecake because of you. not cool.

But, still...tell me more.

And, if I was a girl I'd get all swoony and shit that you think I have the softest lips. But since I'm not I didn't swoon.

Maybe.

And, um...you have some pretty awesome lips yourself. Not gonna lie, my toes might have actually curled. We should try for actual toe curlage later tonight. Speaking of, does 7pm work for you?

As for the rest of the details...should I be hurt that you don't remember? Apparently I need to work on my game some more.

-J.


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 12:19pm

Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re: Last Night

J,

I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to cause you to be uncomfortable at brunch. You were talking about porn, so I didn't think I would be overstepping the boundaries we've established in these emails by stating that I get waxed now and again.

Did you really spit cheesecake in your grandmother's face?

You want to watch porn with me? That doesn't sound too terrible. ;)

Thank you for complimenting my lips, but I'm sure they do not live up to yours. Your mouth, Jasper, is simply amazing. I can't stop thinking about you, and "toe curlage" as you so eloquently put it, sounds like a plan to me. Seven o'clock can't get here soon enough...

Speaking of seven, do you want me to wash your underwear before you get here? It would be a shame not to keep them in pristine condition. If I had a pair of baby blue Calvin Klein briefs with smokey gray elastic, I would not want to risk them staining permanently. I do wonder how many other colors of underwear you have? I'm starting to think my black boxer briefs are a little on the drab side. I do try to stay young and exciting. I'd hate for something about me to be droll.

Jasper, I have a confession to make, and it is a doozy...

I remember everything about last night. Is it so wrong that I would just want to hear your opinion of it and get to experience it again, if only in my head? Your tongue, like your lips, is amazing, by the way.

Well, I'm into sharing today aren't I? I don't seem to have a filter on these emails to you, Jasper. What are you doing to me?

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle


JasperWhitcock to EdwardCullenEsquire 12:27pm

Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re: Last Night

My opinion? Do you want my opinion on the way your lips nipped and sucked as they made their way down my neck and across my collarbone?

Do you want my opinion on the way your tongue found my firm nipples, licking and biting at them, making me moan like a fucking whore?

Do you want my opinion on the way your hand so expertly curled around my hard cock, stroking me like you've known me forever?

Is that what you're looking for, Edward? You just need to tell me, baby.

And, please...share away. While I think you'd look absolutely fucking delicious in a pair of brightly colored briefs, I thought you looked incredibly sexy in your black ones. They way they contrasted with your pale skin was utterly delectable. In fact, feel free to answer the door in nothing but them. Just a thought...

If you really want to wash my briefs, then by all means go for it. But, I don't think that jizz is a permanent stain, Edward. Although next time, instead of nutting off in my underwear, perhaps you can think of a more creative place for me to cum? You're a smart fellow, you can figure something out.

Is it 7 yet?

-J.


JasperWhitcockto EdwardCullenEsquire 12:29pm

Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re: Last Night

ps - you don't need to worry about cleaning my briefs if you are too busy. I do have more, you know.

See?
http:/guyswithiphones(DOT)com/post/061812


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 1:02pm

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Jasper,

I'm sorry for the delay in getting back to you, but you have thoroughly overwhelmed me with your emails. I thought the first one was intense, but then you sent the picture... I needed to take a breather... and a cold shower.

Just - Wow.

Also, your opinions were unbelievable. Please, always feel free to express yourself. I want to hear it. Trust me on that.

I really want to hear about how you felt when you bent me over the bed...

I can tell you that from my end it was amazing even with our underwear still on. I couldn't get enough of the way you felt. I'm aching right now just thinking about it. I'm aching for you.

I am smart, Jasper. I have quite a high IQ... if you catch my drift.

Only six more hours now.

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 1:04pm

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Well, I'm going to send this to you before I change my mind. It's not nearly as titillating as your picture, but it sums up how I feel right now.

http:/bit(DOT)ly/dd2kTV

If you need me, I'll be hiding under the covers...

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle


JasperWhitcockto EdwardCullenEsquire 1:15pm

Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re: Last Night

Edward - Feel free to send me a full length picture sporting the same "come fuck me" face.

A cold shower, eh? Usually I prefer a nice warm shower...instead of shrinking away my problems, I meet that sucker head on. Or hand on, I guess. In fact, after a few more perusals of the picture you sent, I might need to do that. Unless, of course, you want to send me that full body shot I mentioned.

I can't believe you mentioned me bending you over the bed. If only you knew what I really wanted to do to you...Although, I have to say, feeling you beneath me like that, even through the cotton barrier of our underwear, it was fucking hot. Feeling your hard, toned back beneath my hands...caressing your smooth, flushed skin. Fuck. I miss the way you feel. Rubbing myself up and down your crack, getting myself off like that? A-Fucking-Mazing. I fit your ass crack like a glove, Edward.

I wonder where else I could fit...

And now...I need to go take that shower.

-J.


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 1:45pm

Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re: Last Night

J,

Well, I took your advice, and I did not take a cold shower. So, after your words, I just took care of business, so to speak. (I mean, I think you get what I'm referring to here, and if you don't, I'm talking about masturbation.)

That was the only picture I took while still in bed, and I'm now up, dressed and functioning like the rest of the world. I can't be a vagabond and lay about all day! I have to run to the library for a while to prepare for classes next week, but I'll have my phone with me. I'd appreciate an email from you to break up the monotony.

Also, referring to the last bit of your email, I know exactly where else you would fit, Jasper...

Seven will be here before we know it, and I hope you're ready. I study hard, but I play even harder if you catch my drift. ;)

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle


JasperWhitcock to EdwardCullenEsquire 2:30pm

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E -

Thanks for clarifying that you were jerking off. And...if you want to go into details as to exactly what that entailed, I'd be more than okay with that. Just throwing it out there.

You're probably at the library right now being all brainy, so I won't send you the other picture I took of myself right before I took care of myself, if you know what I mean ;) I wouldn't want you to get tossed out of the library for getting all hot and bothered or something. Study up, because I doubt you're going to have much time for anything else except for me tonight.

I have some work of my own to do. Need to write a paper for my music theory class, and then spend some time with my girl...I haven't laid my hands on her for a couple days now, and I'm sure she misses my magic fingers.

-J.

oh, and Edward...where would I fit?


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 3:15pm

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J,

What details do you want? I can tell you that I used my hand.

I am at the library right now, and I just checked my phone on my regulated hour water break to stay hydrated and alert. It's on silent of course. How embarrassed I would be if it went off in the libray! I'd be shushed until the end of time I think. I would never be able to return if you had gotten me hot and bothered, so I'm glad you had the foresight to refrain. I wouldn't mind seeing those pictures later, though, but I imagine the real thing would be so much more... satisfying.

Oh... your girl... Well, I hope you, her and your magic fingers are happy together.

I'll be sure to mail your underwear.

You obviously fit somewhere else than I intended...

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle


JasperWhitcockto EdwardCullenEsquire 3:34pm

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Jesus, Edward - why the hell are you going to mail me my underwear now? I thought I was going to come over and you know...cum over...

Are you regretting last night? Because...despite my fuckhot appearance, I'll have you know that I'm not one for one night stands. Sure, I may be a huge hit with the guys, but I'm also pretty picky when it comes to who I let touch me. I don't just let anyone sample the Whitcock. So, um...last night was sort of a big deal to me, but I guess it wasn't to you?

What the fuck ever dude.

-J.

ps. I am MORE than satisfying.


EdwardCullenEsquire(a) to JasperWhitcock(a) 4:06pm

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Jasper,

Your tone in your last email was very easy to decipher. I just don't understand why you're angry with ME? I'm the disappointed party here, buddo. You're the one talking about magic fingers and your girlfriend. Your GIRLFRIEND, Jasper!

I'm sorry, but that cancels out any plans we had this evening.

I'm not for one night stands either, but I won't be your penis on the side, Jasper. I refuse.

What the fuck ever indeed.

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle


JasperWhitcock to EdwardCullenEsquire 4:13pm

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Fucking A, Edward... I am NOT on the down low. DO YOU HEAR ME. I am NOT STRAIGHT. I am an out and proud gay man. No girlfriend, no gag pussy goes anywhere near the Whitcock - am I clear?

Let me ensure that I am crystal clear.

I enjoy a thick, hard, hot cock between my lips. I like how it feels sliding down my throat as I hold on to manly, muscly hips. Do you want to know what else I like, Edward? I like...no...I love ass. And not tiny, useless girl ass. But, muscular, firm, hot man ass. I love the way it feels beneath my hands. I love the way it tastes...all musky and salty. And fuck, I LOVE the way it feels when I slide my cock inside of a tight asshole, Edward.

So, no...I'll repeat myself, I do NOT have a girlfriend. I'm gay. queer. .

Are you picking up what I'm laying down?

Now that we're straight - no pun intended - I'll explain something to you. "My girl" is Alice...my guitar. I've had Alice since high school and she came with me to college. I play her all the time, but i do NOT fuck her.

Are we cool now?

I'm still free at 7.

-J.


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 5:01pm

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Jasper,

I am an utter idiot.

I should have asked before jumping to conclusions. Alice is your guitar.

Oh my goodness.

Alice is your guitar. Magic fingers. Playing Music.

I'm so daft.

People are starting to stare at me because I can't stop chuckling over my dunderhead moment. I'm going to have to hightail it out of the library which is just as well.

I need to prepare to see you at seven because it is definitely still on.

Everything you wrote to me sounds amazing, and I hope we get to experience it all tonight. Especially the bit about involving sliding your cock into a tight asshole. Yes, I really like that part.

I hope my blunder can be forgiven and forgotten.

Two hours.

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle


JasperWhitcock to EdwardCullenEsquire 5:31pm

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E -

Are you saying you'd like my cock in *your* tight ass? Hmm...?

and yes...forgiven and forgotten. Actually...I can think up a few ways you can make it up to me...starting on your knees. ;) I'll let you figure out the rest on your own. I think you'll be able to...being all Harvard educated and whatnot. Let's see what that brain of yours can come up with.

And yes...it's on. On like Donkey Kong.

-J.


EdwardCullenEsquire to JasperWhitcock 6:05pm

Subject: Tonight

J,

I changed our subject because tonight is going to outshine last night a million times over.

That, as you well know, Jasper, is exactly what I was saying. I can't wait to feel you... all of you...

I may be a logical thinker normally, but you'd be surprised at the creative things I can come up with! I can't wait to share some of my ideas with you.

Oh, someone is at the door. I'll make sure to get rid of them before you get here.

See you very soon.

Edward Cullen
Harvard Law '11

"The Law is Reason Free from Passion." – Aristotle


JasperWhitcock to EdwardCullenEsquire 6:05pm

Re: Tonight

E -

I couldn't wait.

Knock Knock.

- J