Here's a Lord of the Rings parody. It's from Gimli's POV, when he, Aragorn, and Legolas are running to save Merry and Pippin from the Uruk-Hai (inspired by both the book(s) and the movie). I'm sorry if the song this parody comes from offends you, but it's got a nice rhythm to it - especially if you're running with an elf and a man for days on end! I'm also sorry that my updating is slow, but I've been on a two-week vacation, working on Honors English stuff, not to mention helping out with chores, trying to adjust to two new kittens, and working on beans and corn. :-)

Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine I say!

Down In My Gut

Parody of "Down In My Heart"

I've got a hungry stomach down in my gut,

Down in my gut, down in my gut.

I've got a hungry stomach down in my gut,

Down in my gut to stay.

And I'm so hungry, so very hungry,

Last I ate was three or four days ago.

And I'm so hungry, so very hungry

If I don't eat something soon, down I'll go.

I've got a huge, enormous, wracking headache up in my head,

Up in my head, up in my head.

I've got a huge, enormous, wracking headache up in my head,

Up in my head to stay.

And I'm so moody, so very moody,

This elf is teasing me relentlessly.

And I'm so moody, so very moody,

Are we there yet; I am getting sleepy!

Are we there yet; I am getting sleepy!

(And) I've got to stop 'fore Aragorn kills me.

Well, there it is folks. Please R&R... I had the parody in my head this previous Sunday while listening to the children's VBS choir sing, a literal God-send. I wrote it down, and am sharing it with you. Hope you enjoyed it!

~Ani Unduli