Pi: Hello, dear reader-
Blair: You're alive!
Pi: Yes, I'm alive. Sorry about that. Mega writers block. So what if that's always my excuse.
Soul: Ugh, you are so not cool.
Pi: *glare* But I'm trying! Onto the actual story.
Patty: I always get excited right before we start the dares. What if there's one for me? Or a truth? I just get so excited I feel like I may-
Patty: Hey, I was-!
Hello~! I have some truths and dares for the characters! Hahaha!
Spirit- Stab yourself to death with a spoon
Sophie: I have a spoon at the ready!
BlackStar: Why...? You know what, I don't want to know.
Spirit: *still going through mid-life crisis* Goodbye, cruel world. ;_; *stab*
Spirit: Oh god, oh god, the agony...
Maka: Ow! Dad, you hit me in the shoulder.
Pi: How did you manage to miss yourself.
Spirit: I'm not positive. My poor Maka!
Maka: It's fine, Dad. It just kinda hurt. I'll be fine.
Spirit: My darling little girl, always so tough. I'll send you good waves. *starts waving hands and arms in a whimsical fashion while chanting Maka Maka Maka Maka...*
Justin- Kill Giriko! *kisses*... I'm an obsessed fangirl
Pi: Just googles Giriko and Justin. Rule 34 strikes again!
Justin: *blushing* Th-that was a long time ago!
Giriko: Oh yeah, then why does the camera date say yesterday? ;D
Sophie: Just kill him already.
Justin: *attacks Giriko with his skills* DIE! Wait, what have I done? Come back to me!
Pi: Sigh, powers heal.
Giriko: I thought you had really meant it. *grabs Justin's hands* I love you, darling!
Justin: I love you too!
AnimeGirl1220: But not as much as me. *glomps Justin*
Liz: Oo, a love triangle.
Maka- Chug a gallon of beer and Maka Chop Black*Star
Maka: Beer, you say.
Spirit: NO. Maka Maka Maka...
Sophie: PARTY HARD!
Maka: Whatever. *chugs* This is interesting. *falls over*
Liz: Oof, she's heavier than I expected but I got her before she got a concussion.
Spirit: Maka Maka Maka!
Kid- Make everyone symmetrical
Kid: Finally! An excuse.
Patty: Oh lawdy...
Kid: *starts aligning Soul*
Soul: Watch where you put those creepily symmetrical hands. Haha, no, that tickles! Stop it, stop-!
Pi: Oh lawdy...
Soul- Shoot Medusa
Soul: *disentangles from Kid* Someone get me a gun.
Sophie: I have one somewhere on me.
Pi: That's probably a bad thing.
Soul: That was satisfying. Just for good measure...
Maka: Oww, my ears. I'm more than a little hung over here.
Spirit: *chants more reverently* MAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKA...
Pi: Not even gonna heal Medusa.
Asura- Kill yourself
Maka: I second that.
Soul: I third it.
Death: Fourth it.
Liz: Fifth it.
Asura: Okay, I get it. We all hate me.
Soul: With reason.
Pi: Suicide away~
Asura: FIRST, I have to give a speech.
Asura: As you well know, I'm not exactly liked around here. But it's okay; I forgive you all. I know you just-
Soul: Kill yourself already!
Asura: *huffy* Fine. *stabs self with Sophie's spoon*
Pi: I didn't know spoons were lethal.
Mizune sisters- get into a fight with Blair and Eruka
BlackStar: C-c-c-c-cat fight. *drool*
Pi: Just... Go for it. Although I do love Eruka. :3
Spirit: MAKAMAKAMA- Cat fight? Where?
Eruka: Er, I'm not comfortable with this.
Blaire: It's okay, I don't bite. Hard!
Mizune sisters: *transform* Let's do this.
Eruka, Mizune, and Blair: *begin fight*
Pi: I hope this doesn't destroy Dares Inc.
-12 Seconds Later-
Pi: And there goes Dares Inc.
Spirit: Now this is entertainment.
Sophie: Continue on with the fight, we'll move on.
Eruka- Make out with Free
Free: Aww yeah!
Eruka: *untangles self from fight* Aww really?
Sophie: Do it!
Free: Pucker up!
Eruka: *edges slowly toward Free* Uh, I don't know about-
Free: *grabs Eruka and starts making out*
Pi: I always knew they were in love. Sigh.
Ox- Kiss Kim
Ox: Aww yeah!
Kim: Okay, but only if you pay me.
Pi: *quietly slips Kim a twenty*
Ox: Oh, I see. You'll only kiss me for money? Isn't that prostitution?
Sophie: No matter what the circumstances, you'll only get this chance once. So do it now.
Ox: Good point. *kisses Kim and lingers*
Kim: We agreed for a kiss, not a sloberfest. Hey, where's my twenty!
Pi: Sophie is a well known pick-pocket.
Sophie: *grins devilishly*
Harvar- Kiss Kirikou
Harvar: Why not.
Kirikou: Why not? I'm freaking fabulous! Who wouldn't want to?
Pi: A lot of people. But just make with the kissy-kissy.
Harvar: *swoops Kirikous into arms*
Tsubaki: Oh my... What a man!
Harvar and Kirikou: *kiss*
Kirikou: Interesting? Is that all you have to say? I'm freaking fabulous! I-
Pot of Thunder- Fry a TV
Maka: Not mine. I don't want to buy another and Soul gets cranky when he can't watch his favorite shojo anime-
Soul: Maka, eh heh, I don't watch shojo, remember? *intense*
Patty: Ooh, do tell!
Thunder: *fries TV* Cool.
Pi: Noooo, my TV! I needed that for my PS2.
Spirit: Baby, I can entertain you better.
Pi: I hope not.
Jacqueline- Kill Joe
Joe: But why? With such a beautiful face, I did not think your interior would be so- oh. You were joking.
Jacqueline: *stabs Joe with Sophie's spoon*
Sophie: Why is everyone using my spoon? It makes me sad.
Pi: Powers heal.
Excalibur- Sing your epic song, then follow Kid and Black*Star around all day
Kid and BlackStar: Noooo!
Excalibur: EXCALIBUR, EXCALIBUR. FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM.
Pi: Ugh. You two walk away so we don't have to hear it.
Kid: I really despise you.
Excalibur: *getting more distant* EXCALIBUR, EXCALIBUR...
Patty: Liz, that random shojo anime I love is about to start. We have to go now!
Pi: Eh, we should probably get going anyways. I promise I'll do your truths in the next chapter! Sorry we didn't get to them.
Liz: We're going... Who wants to join us? (translation: Someone SAVE ME)
Sophie: I'm in.
Tsubaki: Sounds fun!
Pi: Review please!