A/N: Taking a quick break from 'Rubbish? Rubbish!', I felt like writing this drabble. ;)

The Rejection Letter

Dear Mr. Pennyroyal,

We regret to inform you that your application for a position in London's Guild of Historians has been rejected. Put simply, we feel that your definition of 'history' is incompatible with ours, and therefore believe that your methodology is incompatible with our organisation. We wish you the best of luck with your endeavours, and we are sure that you will find an organisation that better suits your needs in the future. Permit us to recommend the team behind the popular, collaborative picture-book series, "Tall Tales for Tiny Tots".

Cordially yours,

T. Valentine, Head Historian.