The World Of Waluigi and Bowser Junior

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Am I in the mood for an adventure fic in the style of a certain comedy slash sitcom slash adventure? Am I perhaps a little too keen on using so many damn words to increase the word count pathetically? Perhaps. But that is who I am. So with that said and out of the way, enjoy.

Disclaimer: Everything belong to their owners.

Waluigi and Bowser Junior, the heroes of their fine green planet Earth, were in the middle of practically nowhere, which was a beautiful, simple wide open green grassy meadow, stretching far beyond the eyes could see, to the north, to the east, to the south, and to the west. The two adventurers stopped literally in the middle of this peaceful, beautiful meadow in the middle of nowhere, looking towards the southern direction.

"Well, Junior, mah boi, this seems to be the place," Waluigi stated profoundly as he placed his hands on his hips, looking at the firm ground covered by the green smooth grass, patting it as he got back up, "Yes sir, all we need are some wood and other materials, and we are set-"

Bowser Jr. chuckled as he raised his right index finger, closing his eyes as he shook his head, deviously smirking. "Worry not, my tall, skinny friend. Why, I'll have our new house up in a jiffy!" And such, with a quick snap of the finger, Bowser Jr. quickly retreated into his green, spiky shell, popping back out with wood pillars and other tools as he quickly worked on making a new house, handling the situation very easily as the house was made within a few mere seconds. Bowser Jr. clapped his hands together as he pointed at the newly formed house, which was completely white as there was no color on it yet.

Waluigi smiled as he rubbed the solid wood pillars that attached the house to the ground, turning to Bowser Jr. "Kid, you're a friggin' genius! If I were your boss, I would give you a PRRRROMOTION."

Bowser Jr. chuckled nervously as he rubbed the back of his head. "D'aww, you're just saying that to make me feel better, Wally."

Waluigi shrugged as he nodded in agreement. "Well, I suppose I really don't have anything else to compliment on."

Just as the two were wondering what to do, R.O.B., the Robotic Operational Buddy, conveniently strolled past the two characters towards the eastern direction, coming back to notice the blank wooden house. He turned to face Waluigi and Bowser Jr., staring at the duo curiously.

"My fellow gentlemen. Is this here your house?" ROB asked in his robotic tone as his eyes lit yellow.

Waluigi and Bowser Jr. both exchanged looks as they folded their arms, turning to ROB and nodding their heads in agreement without saying a single word.

ROB raised his robotic arms as he shoo Waluigi and Bowser Jr.'s hands. "Very well, good sirs. I'll have this place polished up and made more stable in several minutes. How about you do something in the meantime?"

Essentially knowing that this was a good idea, Waluigi and Bowser Jr. waved to ROB as they headed westbound for adventure, knowing that ROB would handle the situation. As ROB began adding mechanical beams to the wooden structure of the newly constructed house, Waluigi and Bowser Jr. were wondering what to do for the day, which was just starting as the morning became noon.

"Junior, it seems like a fine day for some nice, peaceful picnic, don't you agree?" Waluigi asked as he ribbed Bowser Jr. by the left shoulder.

Bowser Jr. chuckled as he jumped on Waluigi's back, banging on his head. "Don't you know it! Let's grab some food while we're at it!"

Waluigi laughed as he grabbed Bowser Jr. by the arms, about to reply when the earth shook, causing both Waluigi and Bowser Jr. to tumble onto the grassy surface. They both picked up their heads, to hear a high pitched, feminine cry for help towards the northwestern direction.

"HELP! HELP!" The voice cried, signifying a need for help.

Looking at each other and grinning widely, Waluigi and Bowser Jr. both got back up on their feet and dashed towards the northwestern direction, to finally embark on what would be a thrilling adventure.