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Hello everyone! This idea popped into my head this morning, and well, I decided to create the first installment of this parody fic. The original document contained different font faces, colors, etc, and made everything a little easier to pick apart. I hope you don't get confused with the characters!

BY THA WAY

3's = hearts! Stupid text wont let me put them ;.;

Lightning – xLight13

Vanille – fanglvr_01

Sazh – blazingsaddlesazh66

Snow – NumberOneHero

Hope – Mommysboy007

Fang – Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX

Serah – angel*gal

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. All characters belong to their rightful owners Kthxbai

kisles


Saturday, November 7th

7:34pm

xLight13: Serah?

angel*gal: claire! finally! i like your username… it fits ^_^

xLight13: Thank you. So, who else has a login?

angel*gal: uhhh, EVERYONE

xLight13: Should I add them?

angel*gal: of course claire. here ill start adding them to the chat ^_^

NumberOneHero just entered the chat.

angel*gal: my hero! 3 ^_^

xLight13: Are you serious.

NumberOneHero: SIS IS THAT YOU?

NumberOneHero: Hey baby!

xLight13: Hello, Villiers.

angel*gal: its like a family reunion! but better!

NumberOneHero: What could be better than a family reunion?

angel*gal: my apple crumble..!

xLight13: Serah, who else has a login besides Snow?

angel*gal: sit tight claire!

Mommysboy007 just entered the chat.

xLight13: Mommysboy? Who the hell is Mommysboy?

Mommysboy007: o.o

Mommysboy007: its me, hope

NumberOneHero: ISNT THE USERNAME PERFECT?

angel*gal: brb!

xLight13: Snow, did you make that username for Hope?

NumberOneHero: Yes I did!

Mommysboy007: _ he used my only email so im not gonna bother making another username.

xLight13: Hope… it's so good to hear from you. How have you been?

Mommysboy007: ive been okay. new palumpolum is coming along nicely.. you probably knew that already though

NumberOneHero: Sis, Serah wants to know how to repair the toilet upstairs

xLight13: How has your father been? Is he recovering well?

xLight13: Why did the toilet break?

NumberOneHero: The Little One stuffed the entire box of tissues down the pipes!

Mommysboy007: dads good, his final surgery operation was last week

xLight13: Snow, tell Serah that I'll be there tomorrow morning to fix it

xLight13: That's great news, Hope. When we get a chance to see each other I'll be sure to visit him.

NumberOneHero: Ohh a date?

Mommysboy007: O_o

Mommysboy007: what?

xLight13: Snow I'm going to bash your face someday. We're not going on a freaking date.

NumberOneHero: I think you are!

Mommysboy007: snow, she's 22

NumberOneHero: So?

Mommysboy007: she's 7 years older than me

NumberOneHero: …..

NumberOneHero: So?

xLight13: We're NOT going on a date.

angel*gal: im back lovelies! 33333

angel*gal: whoa, who's going on a date? :DDDD

NumberOneHero: Hope and Sis!

xLight13: WE ARE NOT GOING ON A DATE GOD DAMNIT

Mommysboy007: HOLY CARP

Mommysboy007: CRAP*

angel*gal: ..jeez ;-;

xLight13just left the chat.

angel*gal: SNOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

angel*gal: J;L34F8JA;LSD

NumberOneHero: I didn't do anything!

Mommysboy007: wow.

Mommysboy007just left the chat.

NumberOneHero: Okay, fine. Sorry.

angel*gal: come downstairs.

NumberOneHero: Yes ma'am.


Saturday, November 7th

10:06pm

Mommysboy007: hey

xLight13: Hey, Hope.

Mommysboy007: what's up?

xLight13: Nothing much. I'm about to hit the sack… I have to go to Serah's tomorrow morning for a bit.

Mommysboy007: oh okay, ill let you go then lol

xLight13: No, it's okay. I wanna know what's new with you!

Mommysboy007: oh, lol… okay. a year doesn't get you far with a dad whose in the hospital every week though xD

xLight13: I bet that's stressful

xLight13: His last surgery will be a load off your shoulders though, right? Maybe we can go get lunch somewhere so we can talk.

Mommysboy007: omg yes. I might have to stay with him for the first couple nights but yeah, lunch sounds excellent 8D

Mommysboy007: so whats new with you? are you still with the corps?

xLight13: I resigned a few months back. They gave me my.. "well deserved earnings", so I won't be in work for a while. I'll be helping out Serah in my free time since Snow isn't doing shit.

Mommysboy007: LOL is he still unemployed?

xLight13: Yup.

Mommysboy007: why won't Lebreau hire him?

xLight13: You know, I don't blame him nowadays since he's at home with Serah and the kid

xLight13: Snow isn't good with… food

Mommysboy007: they STILL haven't named her?

xLight13: Nope.

Mommysboy007: the baby is only like a month old though… what about the birth certificate?

xLight13: They registered the kid as "The Little One" until they name him… so his name is The Little One Villiers.

Mommysboy007: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

xLight13: Lol.

xLight13: I gotta go. I'll talk to you later, Hope.

Mommysboy007: bye Light!

xLight13 signed out.


Sunday, November 8th

2:12PM

angel*gal just entered the chat.

xLight13 just entered the chat.

Mommysboy007 just entered the chat.

Blazingsaddlesazh66 just entered the chat.

NumberOneHero: WE HAVE A NAME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

angel*gal: ^_^

blazingsaddlesazh66: finally!

xLight13: It's about time.

blazingsaddlesazh66: light? Is that u?

Mommysboy007: The Little One is no more?

xLight13: Yep, it's me. Hey Sazh. Add me real quick.

NumberOneHero: DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

angel*gal: *obnoxious drumroll!*

Mommysboy007: …..

blazingsaddlesazh66: cmon! Hurry up

angel*gal: everyone meet Sophia Villiers!

xLight13: Hm. Never saw that one coming.

NumberOneHero: Its perfect!

Mommysboy007: I am in complete awe

blazingsaddlesazh66: Aw Sophia is a great name

angel*gal: thank you sazh _;;

xLight13: Who came up with it?

NumberOneHero: Me. ;D

Mommysboy007: im pretty sure he saw the name somewhere on tv

NumberOneHero: Hope are you mad at me? Cause you're starting to sound like an ass.

Mommysboy007: yes, i am

blazingsaddlesazh66: Aw Sophia is a great name. I AM very proud of you both with Sophia

xLight13: Congrats.

angel*gal: hope, why are you mad? T_T

NumberOneHero: Thanks, Sis! ;D Sazh you're my man!

Mommysboy007: i'm mad because 1. my username. i cant change it. 2. You think claire and I are going on a date

xLight13: CLAIRE?

Mommysboy007: crap I meant light. sorry.

angel*gal: I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CALL CLAIRE CLAIRE!

NumberOneHero: Look Hope, I'm sorry

blazingsaddlesazh66: Whats going on ?

angel*gal: GRRR! hope you are SOOOO DEAD!

Mommysboy007: holy crap im sorry jeez.

NumberOneHero: Ouch!

blazingsaddlesazh66: DJ;LJLK3J82FLJDS

blazingsaddlesazh66:

NumberOneHero: Sazh?

Mommysboy007: wtf.

blazingsaddlesazh66: sorry about that. dajh climbed into my lap and decided to slam the keyboard with his fist

angel*gal: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO ID LIKE TO SLAM MY FISTS INTO

xLight13: Serah calm down. It was a mistake

Mommysboy007: WOW serah for the millionth time im sorry.

NumberOneHero: How about we all get along?

blazingsaddlesazh66: I agree with trenchcoat!

Mommysboy007: huh?

Mommysboy007: guys? i just got an invite from someone named fanglvr_01 and Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX

xLight13: Vanille and Fang?

angel*gal: O_o

NumberOneHero: Invite them into the chat!

Fanglvr_01 just entered the chat.

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX just entered the chat.

xLight13: Who are you?

NumberOneHero: ….

fanglvr_01: LIGHT? SNOW? T_T

Mommysboy007: this is a joke

blazingsaddlesazh66: I don't believe it!

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: crystal stasis has internet connection!

xLight13: Vanille? Fang?

NumberOneHero: It's a miracle!

fanglvr_01: HIYA! ^-^

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Vanille and I tracked Hope's username down with our minds ;D

Mommysboy007: _

Mommysboy007: ha ha ha very funny.

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: You spelled mommy's boy wrong

xLight13: How is this possible?

NumberOneHero: You can't put apostrophes in usernames, Fang!

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: lol, mommysboy007…..

Mommysboy007: really.

angel*gal: whats going on? :S

angel*gal: VANILLE IS THAT YOU?

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Here's what happened. Vanille and I… y'know, got stuck up here…. and somehow, we've connected to the internet with our minds. We're not moving but we can see the screen in our heads.

blazingsaddlesazh66: sounds about right!

fanglvr_01: I AM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW T_T

NumberOneHero: Vanille! Fang! We miss you!

xLight13: Agreed.

Mommysboy007: well this is a pleasant surprise!

Mommysboy007: …how's crystal stasis?

fanglvr_01: EMOTIONAL T_T

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Very, very emotional at the moment

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Ah Serah is that you? nice to meet you babe!

angel*gal: o.o …. ^_^

angel*gal: hiya!

NumberOneHero: Vanille, you know her, Fang, this is my wife, Serah!

fanglvr_01: SERAH T_T

angel*gal: VANILLE T_T;;;

blazingsaddlesazh66: I gotta go! Dajh's daycare just called and said dajh left his shoes in the toilet

xLight13: What's up with toilets lately?

fanglvr_01: BYE SAZH T_T

blazingsaddlesazh66just left the chat.

NumberOneHero: Speaking of which, the toilet is back in business. Thanks, Sis!

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: I forgot to mention that we won't always be online

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Remember, we have crystal stasis duty.

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: …which is sleeping

xLight13: Interesting…

Mommysboy007: I just told my dad you can talk to us

Mommysboy007: he wants to talk with you guys later.

fanglvr_01: oooh, hopes daddy! 3

angel*gal: he is sooooooo handsome _

NumberOneHero: O_o You've never even met him!

xLight13: Oh wow. -_-

NumberOneHero: Sis! You used a face!

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: ;]]

Mommysboy007: crap. I gotta go

xLight13: Aw. Talk to you later, Hope.

fanglvr_01: BYEEEEEEE HOPEEEEEEEEEE T_T

NumberOneHero: Bye Hope. IM me later so we can talk

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Bye, kid!

angel*gal: bye hun!

Mommysboy007just left the chat.

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Which genius came up with the username?

xLight13: Snow.

angel*gal: soooo embarrassing. whats worse is that he can't change it :/

NumberOneHero: I don't think its embarrassing at all!

fanglvr_01: i think its quite rude! :/

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: I think it fits nicely. ;]

NumberOneHero: Thank you, Fang!

xLight13: Does Sophia like her name?

angel*gal: yes! she responds to it and everything! ^_^

fanglvr_01: :OOOOOOOOOOO Sophia?

NumberOneHero: Serah and I had a baby girl!

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: SERAH GOT KNOCKED UP?

fanglvr_01: oh wow! she is adorable!

xLight13: You can see her?

NumberOneHero: How can you see her?

angel*gal: Sophia is giggling….

fanglvr_01: we can see all of you from up here!

xLight13: Creepy…

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Sophia is quite the baby!

fanglvr_01: serah have you gained weight?

angel*gal: …no

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: WOW! Hope has matured A LOT

xLight13: Really?

NumberOneHero: We haven't seen him in a year. What does he look like?

fanglvr_01: WOW he is soo cute

fanglvr_01: his hair is the same… he's gotten taller. Different clothes… whiter teeth….

NumberOneHero: Oh, that's perfect for Sis! She's going on a date with him!

angel*gal: snow, one more time…

xLight13: Snow I'm going to kill you

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Oh I saw this coming

fanglvr_01: ….explanation?

xLight13: To clear things up, Hope and I are NOT going on a date.

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: damn!

NumberOneHero: HEH HEH HEH

angel*gal: why! are! you! laughing!

angel*gal: clearly the two don't have romantic interests in each other.

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: I think they do

fanglvr_01: THEY BETTER NOT!

xLight13: Thank you, Serah.

xLight13: Vanille…?

angel*gal: brb guys, i'm gonna give snow a piece of my mind

NumberOneHero: I locked the door, babe

angel*gal: I have a key, babe

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Rough him up, serah!

NumberOneHero: Lol I think she's coming!

NumberOneHero: …..

NumberOneHero: LMAO SHES POUNDING ON THE DOOR

fanglvr_01: GET HIM SERAH!

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Vanille I think it's time

fanglvr_01: whaaaaaaaaaaa? TwT

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: We gotta go. I don't know when we'll be back, but when we are we'll be sure to chat

xLight13: Aw. It was nice talking to you for the first time in a very long time…

fanglvr_01: … i don't want to leave…

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX: Five seconds, Van

fanglvr_01: goodbye…

Fanglvr_01just left the chat

Xsexy_pulsian_mamaX just left the chat.

xLight13: Bored…

xLight13: ….

xLight13: Blah blah blah blah blah

NumberOneHero just left the chat.

angel*gal: claire! 3

angel*gal: i beat up snow for you!

xLight13: I don't want you beating him up for me. I can do that myself.

angel*gal: he wont be bothering you about going on that date with hope anymore!

xLight13: I hope he doesn't think it's a date.

angel*gal: nah he knows its not a date. his reactions were proof

angel*gal: and plus, you two are just going on a lunch date, right?

angel*gal: oh my god even i think it's a date!

xLight13: Oh, great.

xLight13: Should I just tell him? That it's not a date?

angel*gal: yes

xLight13: … Okay. Well, I gotta go. Bye, Serah.

angel*gal: byeeeeee claire! love you!

xLight13: Love you too. Bye.

xLight13 signed out.