ENTRY FIVE: Admiral Boom
NAME: Caractacus Boom
BIRTHDAY: November 11th
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Widowed
INTERESTED IN: Weather, Punctuality
LOOKING FOR: Tomorrow's Weather
POLITICAL VIEWS: Conservative
RELIGIOUS VIEWS: Catholic
BIO: I am Admiral Boom, formerly an Admiral in His Majesty's Navy. I watch for excitement from my rooftop and help my neighbors keep track of time.
EDUCATION: Royal Naval Academy
EMPLOYER: His Royal Majesty, King Edward
ACTIVITIES: Shooting my time gun, Blasting Hottentots off of the rooftops, yelling at people as they go by
MY FAVORITE THINGS: My time gun, my good friend Mr. Binnacle
MUSIC: Military Marches
BOOKS: British Naval History
MOVIES: Old War Movies
TV: Deadliest Catch, The News
IM SCREEN NAME:
Admiral Caractacus Boom
15 Cherry Tree Lane
Post by Ellen Danvers
Admiral, you broke a vase at our house with your time gun. This is the third time this week! It's getting old, sir.
Post by John Binnacle
Winds in the east, Admiral. Mist coming in. Something is brewing, about to begin.
Comment by Herbert Alfred
Can't put me finger on what lies in store, but I feel what's to happen. It all happened before.
Comment by John Binnacle
You hit the nail on the head, Mr. Alfred.
Caractacus Book likes Gunpowder
"BANKS!" Admiral Boom yelled after George Banks ignored him in passing yet again. "That man is a storm in himself, aye, Mr. Binnacle?"
"Aye, aye, sir." Binnacle agreed.
"I'll just post what I have to say on his wall," the Admiral decided.
And from that day forward, Admiral Boom became George Banks' first Facebook stalker.