ENTRY FIVE: Admiral Boom

INFO

NAME: Caractacus Boom

SEX: Male

AGE: 83

BIRTHDAY: November 11th

FAMILY: None

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Widowed

INTERESTED IN: Weather, Punctuality

LOOKING FOR: Tomorrow's Weather

HOMETOWN: Greenwich

POLITICAL VIEWS: Conservative

RELIGIOUS VIEWS: Catholic

BIO: I am Admiral Boom, formerly an Admiral in His Majesty's Navy. I watch for excitement from my rooftop and help my neighbors keep track of time.

EDUCATION: Royal Naval Academy

EMPLOYER: His Royal Majesty, King Edward

ACTIVITIES: Shooting my time gun, Blasting Hottentots off of the rooftops, yelling at people as they go by

MY FAVORITE THINGS: My time gun, my good friend Mr. Binnacle

MUSIC: Military Marches

BOOKS: British Naval History

MOVIES: Old War Movies

TV: Deadliest Catch, The News

CONTACT INFO

IM SCREEN NAME:

admiralBOOM83

ADDRESS:

Admiral Caractacus Boom

15 Cherry Tree Lane

London, England

WALL:

Post by Ellen Danvers

Admiral, you broke a vase at our house with your time gun. This is the third time this week! It's getting old, sir.

Post by John Binnacle

Winds in the east, Admiral. Mist coming in. Something is brewing, about to begin.

Comment by Herbert Alfred

Can't put me finger on what lies in store, but I feel what's to happen. It all happened before.

Comment by John Binnacle

You hit the nail on the head, Mr. Alfred.

RECENT ACTIVITY

Caractacus Book likes Gunpowder

"BANKS!" Admiral Boom yelled after George Banks ignored him in passing yet again. "That man is a storm in himself, aye, Mr. Binnacle?"

"Aye, aye, sir." Binnacle agreed.

"I'll just post what I have to say on his wall," the Admiral decided.

And from that day forward, Admiral Boom became George Banks' first Facebook stalker.