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A Squad
1st Division: Lelouch, Milly, Mirajane, Lucy Heartfilia, Saeko Busujima, Saya Takagi, Uzume, Robin Nico, Shizuka Marikawa, Lisanna, Kabuto Yakushi,
2nd Division: Nunnally, Kamina, Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fullbuster, Monkey D. Luffy, Wolverine, Spiderman, Roronoa Zoro, Franky, Juvia Lockser, Takashi Komuro,
3rd Division: Kallen, Karine, Faramond, Kazehana, Nami, Rei Miyamoto, Cana Alberona, Laki Olietta, Sanji, Gajeel Redfox, Usopp,
4th Division: Anya, Rolo, Happy, Wendy Marvell, Charle, Tony Tony Chopper, Arisu Maresato, Levy McGarden, Erza Scarlet, Kohta Hirano, Elfman,

B Squad: Jeremiah, Villetta, Sayoko, Alice, Wonder Woman, Donald Duck, Vandal Savage, Porky Pig,
C Squad: Darth Vader, Sango, Kagome, Orihime, Tatsuki, Rangiku, Nel Tu
Jr. Squad: Evelyn, Castor, Pollux, Conrad, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Goku, Vegeta, Grimmjow, General Zod, Jet, Droy
SOS Brigade: Haruhi, Itsuki, Yuki, Mikuru, Tsuruya, little sis, Sayu Yagami, stupid Kyon, those two guys

Tech Team: Lloyd, Cecile, Rakshata, Nina
Clean up crew: Luthor maidbot, Riddler maidbot
Black Knight's babysitting: Suzaku, Euphie, Shirley


"You know with all these new members maybe we should update the opening credits," Lelouch comments.

"Ya, you can add me and my explosions," Karine replies.

"On second thought, never mind," Lelouch states, "We can do it later,"

"Well here is a bonus explosion."

Roll opening sequence

The hapless Shinra soldiers are no match for the Black Knights; however Lelouch decides that the First Division should take a break. He looks up at the orange sun and yawns.

"Shouldn't we be out there fighting?" Lucy asks.

"No, the others can handle it," Lelouch replies putting his arm around Mirajane, "Besides I think we should get to know each other better."

Elsewhere with the Fourth Division Elfman is feeling a strange sensation.

"I wonder what my sisters are up to.""

"Oh they are probably having sex with Lelouch," Rolo responds.

Anya nods in affirmation. She pulls out her phone and shows everyone her pictures

Erza and Levy turn red from embarrassment. Wendy shields Arisu from the phone.

"Do you think he is doing that with Takagi?" Kohta asks.

"Who's Takagi?" Rolo asks.

"Rich girl, pink hair, big breasts," Kohta replies.

"Yes, he is definitely tapping that," Anya responds in her monotone fashion.

"What do you mean?"

"Lelouch has a thing for girls with shades of red in the hair and big breasts," Anya remarks, "According to my pictures, she also wears glasses. This can also be considered a turn on."

"You have to be a man to sleep with my sisters!" Elfman yells out and rushes off.

Charle shakes her head.

"That moron is going in the wrong direction. Doesn't he hear the fighting and see the gunfire?"

"Thinking is not Fairy Tail's strongest asset," Happy comments, "I wonder how Natsu is doing."

"I am sure that he is doing fine," Erza states, "Shouldn't we be joining the battle?"

"Sounds like a good idea," Rolo remarks.

Over with the Third Division, Kallen realizes that she should have let Lelouch pick some of these girls and concentrated on picking stronger members. Predictably Nami sneaks off to look for treasure. Cana and Kazehana are still on the transport drinking. Usopp has some sort of sickness. Sanji stays onboard to prepare dinner. Laki and her wood based magic are useless since Midgar is a metallic city. This helps Gajeel except that he wanders off to look for tougher opponents. This leaves Kallen with Karine, Faramond, and Rei Miyamoto.

"It's a good thing that we brought some knightmares with us," Kallen states, "Hey Rei, do you know how to use one of these things?"

Rei looks up at the metallic beast.

"Well I guess I could learn."

"Alright, let's blow stuff up!" Karine exclaims.

Over with the Second Division, they are having a little competition over who can take out the most enemies. Somehow Juvia is winning.

"I must prove that I am worthy of Gray-sama's love," Juvia whispers.

"Come on you jerks!" Nunnally screams, "Loser gets to take part in Lloyd's next experiment."

"I'm all fired up!"

"Who the hell do you think I am?"

Natsu keeps looking up at the sun and imagines that it is an orange. This makes him hungry.

Meanwhile the C Squad is orbiting the planet. They have several thousand Storm Troopers waiting, just in case Lelouch needs them.

At the same time the B Squad, you know something, who cares about the B Squad, bunch of glory hounds. Although the color and shape of the sun irritates Jeremiah.

"This is the winter of our discontent. To be our or not be, that is the question. Sorry, but the princess is in another castle. I'm a-Mario, and I am going to win. Believe it. We have nothing to fear but fear itself. If the king does not move, his subordinates will not follow. I am the one who shall be King of the Pirates. Today, I am the luckiest man alive. The Yankees win, theeee Yankees win," Evelyn states, "What do all these have in have in common?"

The rest of the Jr. Squad looks around in confusion.

Evelyn continues, "These are some of are my big brother's most famous inspirational quotes. Keeping these quotes in our heads will help us win this battle"

The rest of the Jr. Squad looks around in confusion. Grimmjow raises his hand. Evelyn nods towards him.

"You know, I am pretty sure that I am an idiot, but that doesn't sound right."

"Are you calling my big brother a liar? He may be megalomaniac gambling womanizer, but he is not a liar."

"Perhaps we should get moving," General Zod remarks.

"Yes, we should," Evelyn states, "I was thinking General Zod. How are you going to fight? The sun on this planet appears to be orange. Don't you Kryptonians get your power from Earth's yellow sun?"

"Yes, that is true; however my roommate is a body builder. I cannot allow a mere Earthling to beat me in such matters."

"Well that makes sense."

Evelyn, Castor, and Pollux put on their Green Lantern power rings and put on their hollow masks.

"Alright Jr. Squad, our mission is to find the enemy and kick their ass. Let's move out."

Inside Shinra Tower, Schniezel is preparing for his counter attack. His group formed of members of the Union, Lamia Scale magic guild, and a few members of Konohagakure.

"You have your plans of attack," Schniezel states, "Just follow my orders. Remember that I have never lost a game of chess to my brother Lelouch."

The members of the Schniezel-Shinra alliance look at each other. They have no idea what the fuck chess has to do with any of this.

"Wait, what about that time you guys took that trip to China?" Rivalz asks, "You know that time Lelouch wore his Zero costume and you illegally moved your king into checkmate."

"Didn't you also lose that game of Pokemon chess because you kept forgetting what the pieces were?" Gino questions.

"Fine, while at home in Britannia, Lelouch has never beaten me."

"Also doesn't Lelouch always sneak off to have sex midway through most of your matches," Batman adds.

"Lelouch hasn't beaten you, but about that scary little girl," Superman comments.

The members of the Union shudder at the thought of she who shall not be named (their name for Evelyn).

"Yes, that is an important note for everyone. Avoid the Jr. Squad at all costs."

"I don't care about the Jr. Squad," Inuyasha remarks, "I just want to get my hands on Lelouch."

Ulquiorra Cifer pushes Inuyasha in the chest.

"You better make line then. That bastard killed my whole reason for living."

"Hey, didn't the Jr. Squad actually kill Aizen," Darkseid comments.

"I don't see you going after those little monsters," Ulquiorra retorts.

"Touché."

"Just go out there and follow my battle plan," Schniezel commands.

"Dattebayo!" Naruto screams.

"What the hell does that mean?" Rivalz asks.

"It's gibberish. Let's just join the battle," Sasuke states.

"What a drag," Shikamaru remarks knowing that he will have to lead his team because Asuma and Kurenai will off making out.

Schniezel-Shinra alliance
Team 1: Superman, Batman, Gino, Rivalz, Inuyasha, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ulquiorra Cifer, Flash, Darkseid
Team 2: Jura Neekis, Lyon Vastia, Sherry Blendy, Yuka Suzuki, Toby Horhorta
Team 3: Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Might Guy, Rock Lee, Neji Hyuga, Tenten
Team 4: Kurenai Yuhi, Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuga, Shino Aburame, Asuma Sarutobi, Shikamaru Nara, Chōji Akimichi, Ino Yamanaka

The members of the Schniezel-Shinra alliance make their way out to the battle.

"Mr. Shinra, are you sure it is alright to let these weirdoes join the battle," Rude asks.

"We don't have much of a choice. The enemy has also recruited these sorts of people," Rufus Shinra replies, "Perhaps you should join this battle as well."

Rude leads the Turks out to the battlefield.

In the confusion of the battle, the SOS Brigade somehow gets involved. Luckily for Mikuru, she finds herself with Lelouch's group. Presently she is hiding with Miss Marikawa and Saya Takagi.

Through the hands of fate or Haruhi Suzumiya; Natsu Dragneel, Goku, Monkey D Luffy, Naruto Uzumaki, and Kamina end up facing off against each other in the battlefield. For some reason they forget why they are actually there.

"Finally the most epic battle of all time will begin. The most epic fighters of all time dueling it out," Kamina pronounces, "If only Simon were here to view this, he would drill to the heavens with his."

Lelouch knocks Kamina into the next chapter or possibly the one after that.

"I hate it when my little sister's boyfriend tries to take my spot."

Over on Earth at Black Knights' babysitting Suzaku Kururugi begins to sneeze.

"Is something wrong Suzu-bear?" Euphie asks.

"No, I just started sneezing. Someone must be talking about me."

"Like Lulu would say, silly Japanese and their silly superstitions," Shirley states, "Maybe it is that pink apron you are wearing."

"Well I think you look cute, Suzu-bear," Euphie declares, "Now let's get back to work. These babies aren't going to sit themselves."

"So are we going to do this or what?" Lelouch asks.

"I'm all fired up!" Natsu screams.

Sasuke comes up behind Naruto.

"Kakashi-sensei and Guy-sensei are behind me. They will take on Lelouch. We can handle the others."

Lelouch points at Sasuke.

"Who the hell are you?"

Sasuke responds, "Sasuke Uchiha."

"Listen up buddy, this battle is for main characters only. That's why Vegeta isn't here."

Off in Karakura Town, Ichigo Kurosaki sneezes allowing his father to kick him in the head.

"What are you talking about? I happen to be one of the most popular characters," Sasuke states, "Anyways isn't Lucy the main character in Fairy Tail not Natsu."

"Last time I checked it was called, Naruto not Sasuke. Besides it's just a bunch of fangirls who like you."

While Lelouch and Sasuke continue their argument, Lucy Heartfilia is deciding which Celestial Spirit to use for the battle. She decides that she will need Taurus' strength.

Schniezel and Kannon are observing the battle from the rear.

"Are you sure that it is all right to let them loose like this, your highness?" Kannon asks.

"I don't see the problem. Hopefully they will tire themselves out and we can use the reserves to wipe them out."

"Well take this battle between main characters for one."

"What about it?" Schniezel questions.

"Well let's look at the competitors. First this Monkey D Luffy character is basically a human rubber band. Since the time skip, he can even use Gear Third without turning small."

"Ah I love chibi Luffy. I should really keep up with my anime."

"Then there is Natsu Dragneel who has the fucking powers of a fucking dragon and the powers to kill a dragon. What the hell is that all about?"

"Continue."

"Yes, well there is the guy on our side, Naruto Uzumaki. Because he was treated badly as a child, now has the urge to prove everyone wrong. Not to mention that he has the spirit and chakra of the most powerful destructive force ever living inside of him."

"Yes, that does sound like a bit much."

"Do I even have to get started on Goku? To begin, how many times has this guy died? Then he trains with King Kai who is basically the god of his universe. I think that Goku even gets strong enough to defeat him."

"Well we have some guys on our team as well," Schniezel retorts.

"Wait, I am not finished. This is only the main characters," Kannon replies, "I have yet to mention how crazy overpowered Lelouch is in this fic. First he has mastered the Light and Dark sides of the Force which probably shouldn't be possible. Then somehow he is also a Vizard, a Shinigami with hollow powers or maybe he is an Arrancar, I still am not sure. Lastly he has a Green Lantern power ring. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?"

"Yes, my little brother is strong, but has he spent the last two years training in the mountains with Shaolin monks like me?"

Kannon shakes his head.

"Why the hell would he need to do that? Suzaku Kururugi is an accomplished martial artist. He can learn from him."

"You forgot one last thing, Kannon."

"What is that, your highness?"

"The sun is orange."

"And?"

"For Earthicans that use the Force, an orange sun only increases your power."

"Wait, when did that happen?"

Schniezel chuckles, "It has always been true. You would know this if you concentrated on using the Force more often."

"I don't have any special Force powers," Kannon says. After a few moments, he remembers something else, "Wait, if the sun is orange won't Superman lose his powers?"

"What do you mean?" Schniezel asks.

"Superman gains his powers from Earth's yellow sun," Kannon notices Schniezel's confusion, "He is an alien from Krypton which has a red sun."

"Why wasn't I informed about this?"

"Well, it is pretty common knowledge. Maybe he thinks that we put something in those uniforms we gave them."

"They are pretty snazzy looking, aren't they?"

"Yes your highness, they are."

Almost on cue Superman and Batman join the main character fight. At the same time Lucy and Taurus jump into the battle. Taurus swings his axe towards the Caped Crusader who is able to evade the attack. However the bull shaped Celestial Spirit is too strong, with his second attack he sends Batman flying. Superman notices his friend soaring through the air.

"Hey, what happened to Bats?"

However Superman does not have time to react because Lucy uses his whip to trap Superman's arms.

"Hey things are getting a little kinky around here," Superman comments as Lucy uses her patented Lucy kick to hit him in the back.

Superman falls due to the pain.

"Holy shit, that hurts. What the hell are you made from?" Superman asks with tears running down his face, "Is that whip made from kryptonite? What did the crazy bull do to Bats?"

"I am here to protect Lucy's fine body," Taurus states.

Lucy turns red from embarrassment, "He's a bit of a perv. Aren't you supposed to have super powers?"

Superman struggles to get to his feet.

"Lelouch must have equipped all of you with kryptonite without telling you. That dastardly bastard."

"Are you sure it isn't just the orange sun?" Lucy questions, "That might be the answer."

Superman looks up at the sun and notices that Lucy is correct.

"Well this isn't going to work out. I should make my exit."

Unfortunately for Superman, an enraged Elfman now led by Kohta Hirano makes his appearance onto the battlefield looking for Lelouch.

"Look that guy is talking to your friend Lucy," Kohta states.

Elfman charges at Superman and begins to pound away. He stops when he realizes that it is not Lelouch.

"And that is why I think we should end this battle quickly," Lelouch states. Most of his speech has to do with matters that the other virtuous heroes do not understand (sex). Naturally Kakashi takes notes. Suddenly Lelouch gets an urgent call from Vader, "Wait up guys. I have to take this call. What is it now Vader?"

"Master, do you need me to come down with some Storm Troopers? Miss Inoue can also provide some protection."

"I told you to stay up there. Damn it, that Vader is as big a glory hound as Jeremiah."

Deep inside Shinra Tower Jeremiah Gottwald sneezes.

"Excuse me, when you say Vader, are you referring to Darth Vader, dark lord of the Sith?" Sasuke asks.

"Ya, he's my servant or something like that," Lelouch replies, "He is orbiting in space with five thousand Storm Troopers."

By now Cloud, Tifa, and Barrett have made their way into the battle.

"If you have that kind of firepower, why don't you send them in?" Barrett asks.

"Well then I have to pay them combat pay," Lelouch answers, "I need to save money to finish construction of my new Black Knights' headquarters in outer space. I call it the Watchtower."

"Yeah about the money, we might not have it yet," Barrett remarks, "We have to get it from Shinra. Hopefully we will also be able to get some materia and sell it."

Lucy does not like the sound of this.

"If these deadbeats are not going to pay us, I think we should just leave."

"Lucy, you are too greedy," Natsu says shaking his head, "

By this point in the battle most of the fighting is concentrated in a small space. Lelouch is contemplating simply bribing the other side. Suddenly there is a loud rumbling coming from underneath Shinra Tower. The final piece of Schniezel's plan comes out to join the battle. Sephiroth, Taichi Yagami, Yamato "Matt" Ishida, Sora Takenouchi, and Takaishi Takeru come out leading a group of small mecha. Schniezel stands behind them.

"Schniezel," Lelouch says while grinding his teeth.

"Do you know that guy?" Lucy asks.

"Yes, he is my older brother who keeps trying to take over the galaxy. He used to be cool, but now he is a jerk."

"He did say that he could beat you at checkers," Naruto states.

"You idiot, it was chess," Sasuke remarks, "I still don't see what that has to do with anything. We have a mission to complete."

"So Schniezel hired you guys to help Shinra oppress this planet," Lelouch comments, "I always knew Sasuke was an asshole, but you too, Naruto. Say it isn't so?"

Naruto begins to contemplate the situation despite the fact that he has no authority to change sides for the Konohagakure shinobi and kuinochi.

"Well what do you have to offer?" Naruto inquires.

Lelouch clears his throat.

"As Galactic Emperor, I guarantee freedom for all worlds that do not piss me or my Kalli off. I guarantee the same sorts of rights and freedoms that Britannia gives to those that it conquers, and free ramen for all."

As Lelouch continues his attempt at convincing Naruto to switch sides, a Shinra soldier makes the choice for him by blasting Rock Lee with his mecha guns.

"Bushy brows!" Naruto yells as he runs to check on this friend.

Sasuke leaps towards the nearest knightmare and begins to direct the attack on his former friends and enemies. They point their weapons at Lelouch and fire.

"Santen Kesshun, I reject!" Orihime yells as she lands in front of Lelouch.

"Time to blow stuff up!" Karine screams as she rushes at the Shinra knightmares.

Rei and Faramond also come and form a shield in front of Lelouch.

"Orihime, go heal that funny looking guy," Lelouch states.

Orihime quickly moves to heal Rock Lee. Kakashi quickly makes the decision to change sides. The Lamia Scale wizards decide to do the same. Vegeta decides that this may be his chance to escape from Lelouch's grasp. He quickly jumps over to the Shinra side. Kallen comes flying in with the Guren and she directly attacks the Shinra forces., however her attack is stopped by Sephiroth.

Lelouch glares at Schniezel.

"I guess this battle is going to be tougher than I thought."

Sephiroth pushes the Guren back. He prepares to attack when a small pink flash stops him. Nunnally vi Britannia glares up at Sephiroth.

"Let's play."

Author's note:

A Squad
1st Division: Lelouch, Milly, Mirajane, Lucy Heartfilia, Saeko Busujima, Saya Takagi, Uzume, Robin Nico, Shizuka Marikawa, Lisanna, Kabuto Yakushi,
2nd Division: Nunnally, Kamina, Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fullbuster, Monkey D. Luffy, Wolverine, Spiderman, Roronoa Zoro, Franky, Juvia Lockser, Takashi Komuro,
3rd Division: Kallen, Karine, Faramond, Kazehana, Nami, Rei Miyamoto, Cana Alberona, Laki Olietta, Sanji, Gajeel Redfox, Usopp,
4th Division: Anya, Rolo, Happy, Wendy Marvell, Charle, Tony Tony Chopper, Arisu Maresato, Levy McGarden, Erza Scarlet, Kohta Hirano, Elfman,

B Squad: Jeremiah, Villetta, Sayoko, Alice, Wonder Woman, Donald Duck, Vandal Savage, Porky Pig,
C Squad: Darth Vader, Sango, Kagome, Orihime, Tatsuki, Rangiku, Nel Tu
Jr. Squad: Evelyn, Castor, Pollux, Conrad, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Goku, Vegeta, Grimmjow, General Zod, Jet, Droy
SOS Brigade: Haruhi, Itsuki, Yuki, Mikuru, Tsuruya, little sis, Sayu Yagami, stupid Kyon, those two guys

Tech Team: Lloyd, Cecile, Rakshata, Nina
Clean up crew: Luthor maidbot, Riddler maidbot
Black Knight's babysitting: Suzaku, Euphie, Shirley

Schniezel-Shinra alliance

Team 1: Superman, Batman, Gino, Rivalz, Inuyasha, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ulquiorra Cifer, Flash, Darkseid
Team 2: Jura Neekis, Lyon Vastia, Sherry Blendy, Yuka Suzuki, Toby Horhorta
Team 3: Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Might Guy, Rock Lee, Neji Hyuga, Tenten
Team 4: Kurenai Yuhi, Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuga, Shino Aburame, Asuma Sarutobi, Shikamaru Nara, Chōji Akimichi, Ino Yamanaka,