Author's Note:

Okay, now I've got to face the facts. I didn't tell you who called, and I've waited a long time to update. I did both these things for a reason. I hate to admit it, but I don't know who called myself. I've hit a bit of writer's block with this, so review and tell me who called! I'm not going to give you choices, it's a total free-for-all! But please, people, don't just be like "Tristan!" or "Jess!" or "Dean!" A couple of those are okay, but I'm looking for originality here, and if I come up with something better than your suggestions, I may well use it. Still, your suggestion would really help me, so go ahead and say something!