On 08/11/ a phone call from Sasuke to Naruto was made. The phone call was recorded.
The sound of phone ring three times. The phone is picked up by Naruto.
Sasuke: Naruto! This is Sasuke.
Naruto: Oh my God Sasuke, I have been looking for you everywhere. Are you calling to tell me that you're coming back?
Sasuke: What! No, no, no, no, I called you because Sakura has not picked up her phone all day. You see while you were out training, I came back to get a couple of things, and me and Sakura bumped in to each other. She tried to convince me to come back but I said no, then one thing led to another and we ended up having sex."
Sasuke: Yep. I tell you whatever training she has been doing paid off. MAN! She is soooooooooooo tight.
Naruto: YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH!
Sasuke: Anyway. I just wanted to tell you to tell Sakura. That she might want to get checked. My balls have not stopped itching.
Naruto: This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening.
Sasuke: Oh Man. You think the stuff that pervy sage Jiraiya reads is bad. Wait until Sakura tells you the things we did. I will never pee straight ever again. By the way there's no way she is a virgin. The stuff she did to me can only come from a ten year veteran five yen prostitute. So the next time you shake her hand you might want to take some penicillin.
Naruto: (The sound of Naruto breathing heavily in a paper bag.)
Sasuke: Hey Naruto. Did I ever tell you about the times when we used to go out on missions that required us to camp out in the middle of summer? Well my ass would get very sweaty so I would use your pillow to wipe my ass sweat. I used to call you ass face when no one was around and I would laugh, laugh and laugh.
Naruto: What! When I fine you I'm going to punch a hole in your stomach and pull out your spine and then I'm going to beat your ass with your own spine.
Sasuke: I would like to thank you for all the years of laughter, all of course behind your back.
(The sound of snickering can be heard in the back round.)
Naruto: Wait, Is that Orochimaru back there?
Sasuke: Yep. Prank calling you was one of the ways I can prove my loyalty to orochimaru.
(orochimaru can be heard in the back.)
Orochimaru: What an ass hole. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I can't breath.
Naruto: You guys are dicks. (CLICK)