Disclaimer: We don't own a thesauras, and neither do we own The Maze or Magic Rave. ;)

A/N: So Ayaka was all like "So there's like this comic where like Jareth like discovers like fic and stuff."

And so I was all like "I wrote a fanfic/Wrote as hard as I could write/I got reviews..."

And this fic was like born. ^_^


So I found this thing called fic.

What's that?

Stories by the fans.

What fans?

Fans of the fiction.

Fiction?

Fiction.

Who by?

Stories by the fans.

.

I wrote a fanfic,

Wrote as hard as I could write.

I got reviews.

I got some favourites and

A story alert too,

And a C2!

.

What kind of responses should I give my reviews?

Thank you very much,

Or fuck off you flamer?

I don't speak good Spanish

And might I say?

Neither do you.

.

Write fanfic

Write

Write fanfic

Write

Oh no I've got writers block!

Wah! Where's my muse gone?

Add fanfic

Add

Add fanfic

Add

Come on muse just talk to me -

"Slap that muse up!

Make her see!"

.

(Musical interlude from the musical-keyboard player)

Wah wah wah update! Blah blah blah.

.

So I updated,

I'd tried as hard as I could try.

Got no reviews.

My readership had gone,

It left me feeling blue...

Not one review.

.

What kind of plot device to use?

To get my readers back,

Should I get those two together?

If I killed that bitch off

Would they say...

"Way to go!"

.

Write fanfic

Write

Write fanfic

Write

Oh no I've got writers block!

Wah! Where's my reviews?

Add chapters

Add

Add chapters

Add

Oh right I could just do this:

Kill them all off -

End the fic!

.

Baby: Yay.

.

Write fanfic

Write

Write fanfic

Write

Write fanfic

Write

Write fanfic

Write

Don't write fic

Don't

Don't write fic

Don't

Tear your hair out

Go insane

.

Baby: Hahahahaha!

(Even fancier musical interlude.)

.

So I stopped writing fic.

Stopped writing?

The fic I was writing.

What fic?

You didn't even read it!

Read what?

You didn't...

Maybe I did?

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

.

What fanfic,

What?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

What fanfic?

What fanfic? o_0

Ow! Ow! Ow!

WHAT fanfic?

.

What should I do should I start again?

Try a different genre -

Or a different fandom?

Should I up the rating,

Or go for light and fluffy?

.

Write fanfic

Write

Write fanfic

Write

I put my story up today!

.

(Epic guitar)

.

Add chapters

Add

Add chapters

Add

.

(Epic guitar)

.

"Put new chapters up right now!"

Okay "Sarah", right away!

.

(Epic guitar)

.

Obey the reviewers

Obey

Obey the reviewers

Obey

Obey the reviewers

Obey

Obey the reviewers

Obey

Write something!

Write

Write something!

Write

I wonder who that "Sarah" is?

Is she single?

.

Baby: I doubt it!

(More epic guitars; at this point Jareth is really doing his thing.)

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Stalk "Sarah"

Stalk

Stalk "Sarah"

Stalk

Stalk "Sarah"

.

Come on "Sarah",

Just marry me!

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