"WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Australia screamed as Yong Soo pinched the sensitive nubs. Hard. He twisted around and stared at his violater, taking in his goofy, retarded grin, matching the one that was encircled by a single strand of curly hair. Which is weird, because WHY does his hair have its own face? "I guess it's just an Asian thing," Australia thought, continuing to stare at Korea's ahoge.
"...Take off your clothes."
"Huh?" Australia jerked out of his reverie, "What d'you say?"
"I said...uh...derp! Yeah, derp!" Korea stammered.
"I'm pretty sure you just told me to get naked, mate."
"N-nope! I totally said derp!" Korea said.
"What? Are you sayin' you don't want me to get naked?"
"I-I'm not saying that at all!"
"Then why are you lying about what you said?"
"I'm not lying!"
"YES YOU ARE YOU FUCKING ASIAN!"
"FINE. I WANNA RAM YOU SO FUCKING HARD YOU FUCKING KOALA FREAK! DAZE!"
Australia stared. "I-I'm not a koala freak..." He stated.
"Yes you are, don't you lie to me. I've seen your porn," Yong Soo huffed, folding his arms tight across his chest. (I wonder, IS there koala porn?)
"Mate, what were you doing looking at my porn?" Australia asked.
"Becauseitturnsmeon,daze," Korea confessed, staring at the floor. He glanced a look up at the Aussie, and saw a blank face staring at him.
"No one's...ever...told me they ALSO liked koala porn..." Australia said, his eyes lighting up in a totally gay animu fashion and his pants becoming WAY to tight.
"CAN WE HAVE SEX NOW?"
THEN SUDDENLY, Korea and Australia were magically transported into the middle of the Pacific Ocean, surrounded by sky blue dolphins, who were screwing madly with each other. Turned on by the wild animals' actions, Korea and Australia SOMEHOW managed to get their clothes off while bobbing up and down in the water, and joined the dolphin's orgy. At first, they were only fucking each other, but a couple of gei sea creatures swam up and buttraped Korea. After being filled with the creature's seed, Korea came, causing Australia to come soon after, which caused a chain reaction for all the other horny animals to come.
AND THEN THE SUN CAME TOO, BECAUSE IT WAS SO HOT AND BOTHERED FROM WATCHING ALL THIS SHIT TAKE PLACE, AND SO IT RAINED BOILING HOT SEMEN O'ER ALL THE OCEAN.
And that is why the seas are so salty, mate.