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"Well why the hell not?" Ed's voiced boomed, through the quiet, peaceful atmosphere of the bed room.

"Because.", the dark haired man stated. He looked at the clock it was almost midnight and the blonde still kept talking.

"Because why?"

"Because I said so."

"That's bull shit."

"It is not and watch your mouth." Roy yawned, this had been going on all day. If it was the last thing he did, he would make sure Ed did not win this fight.

"Make me.", Ed crawled on top of Roy, he bent down and played with the man's hair.

"I rather not, after all you could bite." Roy remarked. He laughed when he saw Ed blush.

"Whatever, I know you want me."

"No, I really don't."

"Yes you do, I can tell."


"Are you blind? I'm looking right at it!" Ed pointed to the man's crotch.

"And you say I'm a pervert."

"You are."

"And you're a midget that wants to top." Roy rolled over causing the boy on top to fall.

"FUCK YOU!" he screamed. The blonde was determined to win this time.

"As I said before Edward, no.", Roy smirked and threw a pillow at the boy.

"WHYY?", the sixteen year old whined.

"Because there's a height requirement and frankly you just don't make the cut."

"You're a bastard; you never let me do anything." The blonde pouted and wrapped his arms around his knees. Roy knew what he was trying to do and he wasn't going to have it.

"…I'm a bastard? Let's not forget whose house you're in right now." He said.

"I know who's house I'm in.", Ed looked around.


"A bastard's house." Ed remarked. It wasn't Ed's fault the man fell right into the trap.

"Edward.", Roy sighed.

"Okay, my bastard boyfriend's house. There that sounds better, don't you think?" The blonde cocked his head to the side. He looked at Roy and raised his eyebrows. In return, Roy reached over and grabbed Ed, causing the boy to laugh. He wrapped his arms around the boy and laid down. Roy sighed.

"You really want to top, don't you?"

"YES, that's what I've been trying to tell you!" The blonde looked up incredulously. Was Roy really that dense or was he just stupid?

"Really? Because you're still not going to."

"Aw Roy why not? I want a real answer this time, bastard",

"Watch your mouth or I'll wash it out with soap."

"Bite me." Ed challenged.

"Well, I guess your not going to top." The colonel teased.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Nope I never, kid."

"I am not a kid. You of all people should know that."

"Mhm, keep telling yourself that." he mumbled.

"You know what? FUCK this, I'm done." The blonde declared. He broke out of Roy's embrace and turned on his back.

"Love you too Ed.", Roy smirked. He always managed to get his way, even when it came to Ed.

"Oh shut up.", Ed mumbled, his voice was covered by the thick comforter. To the latter's great relief, Ed felled asleep.

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