True Blood / NCIS crossover. All characters belong to their respective creators, and there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.

Typecasting

by Marcus L. Rowland

"No, I will not make Amy Sutton a vampire," said McGee, banging down the phone.

"Your publisher?" asked Tony.

"Goth vampires are cliched. I made Pimmy Jalmer a fang-banger, you'd think that would be enough."

"Well, they have a point," said Ziva. "Abby is a vampire."

"Okay, but it's still a cliche. And she doesn't want it in the books."

"And she really doesn't kid about knowing how to get rid of bodies," added Tony.

McGee shivered, remembering what had happened to Chip.

"Do you think she'd mind if I made her a werewolf?"

Ziva growled menacingly.

"Maybe not..."

End

If you liked this please check out my other NCIS crossovers starting with The Return, Twisting the Hellmouth COA nominee for Best Non-BtVS crossover.