Don't Beam me down

A song parody that weird Al missed…sung to the tune of ELO's "Don't Bring me Down":

I joined security; I must have lost my mind…

Our fates are too often really unkind.

Don't Beam me down

No no no no no—ooweehoo

I'll tell you once more before I go out my door

Don't beam me down.

The captain likes to hang out with his freaky friends-

Especially that Vulcan; it never ends.

Don't beam me down

No no no no no—ooweehoo

I'll tell you once more before I go out my door

Don't beam me down.

Don't beam me down…Kirrrk

Don't beam me down…Kirrrk

Don't beam me down…Kirrrk

Don't beam me down.

What happened to my pals on Exo Three?

Some dumb android went on a killing spree!

Don't beam me down

No no no no no…ooweehoo

I'll tell you once more before I go out my door

Don't beam me down.

What happened to my pals on Taurus Two?

Why am I having trouble finding the loo?

Don't beam me down

No no no no no…ooweehoo

I'll tell you once more before I go out my door

Don't beam me down.

Don't beam me down…Kirrrk

Don't beam me down…Kirrk

Don't beam me down…Kirrrk

Don't beam me down!

That cloud creature smelled like freshly mowed grass.

If I'm not careful I will land on my ass.

Don't beam me down.

No no no no no…ooweehoo

I'll tell you once more before I go out my door;

Don't beam me down.

Red shirts are a drag I'll tell you that.

One of these days I'm going to go splat!

Don't beam me down

No no no no no…ooweehoo

I'll tell you once more before I go out my door,

Don't beam me down!