A Bug, A Beatle, and Ren
"Hey, Jen," said Ariel as her best friend Jennifer Parker walked up to her in the hallway.
"Hey, Ariel," replied Jennifer.
"How's life?"
"Ehh…not going too well. Marty's being an idiot again."
"What'd he do this time?" Jennifer's boyfriend was cool, but sometimes, he wasn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box.
"Uhh…well, let's see. You know how he bought that DeLorean from Doc a few months ago?"
"Uh huh…" Ariel nodded her head slowly.
"And, um, you know how he always brings me back, uh, 'presents' from the past?"
"Yeah, so, what, did he bring you back another 'present'?"
"Um, not exactly…see, he really likes old Volkswagen busses and the other day….uh, he kinda brought one back."
"Well, I don't know why that 's a bad thing," said Ariel. "I mean, they're nice cars and everything—"
"Ringo Starr was in it!"
"Oh. Kay. Ohhhh, well…that's bad."
"Ya think? He went back to 1966 to get a bus and he comes back with a Beatle!"
"Isn't it dangerous to bring someone back from the past to the future?" Ariel wondered.
"Totally! It could really jack up the fabric of time! Not to mention what Ren did…"
"WHAT DID REN DO?" Ariel demanded, her eyes practically bugging out of her skull. I mean, sure, her boyfriend could be a bit of a screw up at times, but what the hell could he have possibly been doing with an old junky van and a sixties rock star?
Jennifer began, "Well, Marty was over at your place to watch the baseball game and drink booze with Ren, but they got drunk and took the DeLorean out for a little joyride to 1966. Marty said that when they got there, they wound up at a Beatles concert, and they stayed to see the show since they're both fans. So after the show, they sobered up enough to buy more beers and they just got drunk again. They were walking around the stage because Marty screamed that he saw 'that speck of dust that looks like Tina Turner' and they wanted to see it again. But then Ren got the idea that they should look backstage because the speck of dust may have floated away. So they climbed up onstage and started goofing off, pretending they were the Beatles and singing the F-U-N song from SpongeBob. But, as you may know with guys being drunk, they tend to draw a bit too much attention to themselves. So Ringo heard them, found them, and began to cuss them out in Welsh or whatever the hell they speak. And Ren looked at Marty, Marty looked at Ren, and before poor Ringo knew what was happening, they were loading him into the DeLorean."
"Poor Ringo Starr!" exclaimed Ariel. "I can't believe they could have been so stupid! I swear, the SECOND Ren comes home I AM GONNA KNOCK HIM INTO NEXT WEEK!"
A few seconds later Ren and Marty walked in to see Jennifer and Ariel giving them the death glare.
"Uh oh…" They both knew their girlfriends well enough to know that they were in deep shit.
"Hey…Jen." Marty said in a small voice.
"May God have mercy on your soul, McFly." She replied in a voice that made him want to run for the hills.
"Yo, Ariel…BABY!" called Ren in a not-so-sober voice, while he flashed the rock on sign. "How's my little blonde buttercup?" he slurred.
"Cut the crap, McCormick! You and Marty are SOOOO screwed!"
Both boys replied in a high squeaky voice, "Dammit." And ran away like little girls with Ariel and Jennifer chasing after them in hot pursuit. This won't end well…