A/N: Hi everyone, this is Liz. You may know me from my other stories such as Love on the First Floor or Mission Impossible. I have decided to write a collab with Effy. I hope you all like it! This is Effy's first story so she's really excited but yeah, Enjoy.
"So any ideas?" Edward asked yet again
"No Edward, for the tenth time I don't know what we should fricken do tonight but I promise you, if you ask me one more time I will snap that pussy shit music you listen to at night and then I'll-"
"Okay jeez, I get it," Edward interrupted. I rolled my eyes and went back to the magazine I was flipping through; Edward suddenly reached out and pulled it away from me.
"Dude, what the fuck?" I started at the empty table where the magazine was sitting only a few seconds ago.
"And you say I listen to pussy shit music, are you seriously reading Vogue?"
"Um hello its Vogue's summer swimsuit edition," I defended myself. Edward looked at me blankly and I quickly explained," Dude half naked chicks model for that shit."
Edward stared at me and then started laughing hysterically, "Why can't you just read porn like Emmett? That's what normal guys do."
"Hell yes," Emmett's deep voice boomed as he walked into the room. "Speaking of what normal guys do, what do you bitches have planned for tonight?" I stared at Emmett annoyed who then turned to Edward expectantly.
"Let's play truth or dare," Edward suggested with a shrug of his shoulders.
"Truth or dare?" Emmett asked incredulously, "What are you like twelve now?"
"Well what do you suggest smart-ass?" Edward retaliated.
Emmett grinned widely, "I'm thinking pick-up lines."
"What we just go and pick-up random chicks and then if we're lucky they'll sleep with us?" I asked with a hint of sarcasm.
"Yeah!" Emmett exclaimed. After Edward and I practically stared him down he frowned, "Well that's not exactly what I had in mind, I was thinking more along the lines of a bet."
"A bet?" Edward questioned curiously.
"Who can pick-up the hottest girl, using the cheesiest pick-up lines by midnight," Emmett proposed.
"Uh I don't know," I quickly stated. "That sounds kinda wei–"
"What? Are you scared you're going to lose or something?" Emmett cut in.
I was just about to respond when Edward – being the dick he was – decided to add in, "Let's hear it for Whitlock who forgot to wear his balls today."
"Oh fuck off both of you," I muttered angrily. "Fine, I'll do the god damn bet…but there sure as hell better be money involved."
"Fifty bucks?" Edward suggested.
"Fifty bucks? Are you shitting me?" There was now way in hell I was doing some gay ass bet for fifty dollars, like some fucking cheapo.
"Calm ya farm bitches," Emmett pulled out his shiny black, leather wallet and reached inside for a crisp hundred dollar note which he placed on the table in front of me.
"Ok I'm game," I immediately stated. Yeah, I was a money greedy asshole, so sue me.
Edward rolled his eyes and proceeded to take out another hundred dollar note. I reached for my own wallet and opened it slowly; I found two fifties and hesitantly placed them on the small pile now forming on the table; ah the pain. God I really was a stingy bastard.
A/N: Hope you all liked it! I know it was short but it was just an intro chap, they'll get longer I promise! Review like your life depends upon it!