Total Drama Island - the supernatural edition.

Chapter 11: Sisters are doin' it for themselves

"So I take it that you don't like Maple huh?" Tonia asked Renna. They were both in the girl's side of the team Funhouse cabin.

"Well it's not that I don't like her" Renna replied, "It's just that she's with... well, you know..."

"Listen girl" Tonia said as she took Renna's left hand into her right, "I think you and Scales might have something and no annoying dryad fan girl can take that away".

"Thanks T" Renna thanked her vampire friend.

"Hey girls, lunch is ready!" Lindsay called down the hallway, followed by a loud clatter of saucepans, so the girls went to have something to eat.

A few hours later all of the girls were asked to meet back at the amphitheatre, presumably all of the guys and their fan girls had left for another part of the island.

"Okay, ladies" Chris began, "whilst the guys are busy, I will tell you that today's elimination is a double, one guy and one girl". At this all of the girls gasped, except for Blade who at this moment was reading the new issue of "OK!" which she borrowed of Leshawna.

"This isn't fair Chris!" Aphrodite shouted, "I mean, we only have two girls left on our team and everyone else has three or four, how can we decide"?

"Good question floating cleavage" Chris replied, "this challenge is another singing contest which our resident chefs, DJ, Leshawna and Lindsay will be judging, only today you must select one member of your teams to sing a Britney Spears number". Most of the girls, except for Megan cheered at this.

Confessionals

Megan: I can't believe he called Aphrodite floating cleavage, ha! Also I don't like Britney, I mean she dresses like a wh**e and is like an older Aphrodite who's an attention seeking brat!

Blade: OMG Britney! I am so doing that performance.

Renna: Mmmm, Oliver. What? This is on? Oh sh*t!

Confessionals end

"Ha, take that you preppy sl*t"!

"Are you okay in there Cerise?" Blade asked from behind the door. Cerise then stopped jabbing pins into the voodoo doll and opened the closet door.

"Why were you in a closet?" Blade asked her before noticing the doll, "Where did you get that"?

"Natasha's stuff"
"Oh, why are you using it? Is it because Carly's got TK"?

"Yeah" Cerise replied sullenly, "I kind of like him and that annoying little plaid skirt wearing tart is all over him"

"Don't sell him short, he'll come round"

"I guess you're right" Cerise agreed, "just let me have one more stab with the pin and I'll help you pick your song", then she stuck a pin for the last time in the voodoo doll.

"Ouch!" Renna yelped.

"What's wrong Renna?" Grace asked the shape shifter.

"I don't know" was her reply, "it feels like I'm being stabbed with a large pin"

Confessionals

Natasha: Has anyone seen my voodoo doll? Great, now I can't exact revenge on the shape shifting b**ch for hitting me with that chair. A flippin' chair for goodness sake. Note to self, never be near Grace as often otherwise I'll start speaking like I work in a double glazing firm.

Confessionals end

"Hey girls?"

"Yeah Renna?" Grace asked her.

"I was wondering if I could sing the song you chose, I mean if it's not too much trouble".

"Oh go on then" Grace cheerfully whispered to her, before pulling out a medium sized tray of brownies.

"Umm, Grace" Tonia asked, "Where'd you get that".

"Oh Oliver was baking some a few nights ago and if I record it in me head then I can replicate it with angel powers" Grace replied using her staff to slice up the brownies.

Elsewhere Natasha was relaxing by the lakeside, a conjured up mass of floating diamonds twirling around her fingers when she noticed a large pair of floating chesticles walking up from behind her.

"Those look beautiful" Aphrodite sneered, "about as fake as your team spirit act"

"I have no idea what you're talking about" Natasha replied,"Although speaking of fake, the only difference between you and I is around twenty pounds of silicon".

"Excuse me?" the siren retorted, "last time I checked these babies are as real as your puppet master trick. Don't tell me I'm wrong, I'm a siren. I know how to make men fall t their knees. Actually I was hoping to make a deal with you"

"Okay, I'm listening", Natasha replied, "What would I get?"

"You can only control one person at a time" Aphrodite explained, "I however can control mass numbers. With your spells and my singing we could be unstoppable. Also I can blackmail you since I know what you've been doing all this time with Wes and Julian so yeah, I've got dirt on you".

"Fine, if you do survive the challenge then yes I'll join you" Natasha replied.

Later on Blade, Aphrodite and Renna were getting ready backstage, wardrobes, vocals, the works.

"Hey Aphrodite" Natasha suggested, "try to be really revealing. I mean since we're gonna be in an alliance I was going to suggest that DJ will be our main judge so dress as provocative and nose bleed inducing as possible OK?"

"Hey that Nat" Aphrodite said as she got some really tight leather clothes from her wardrobe with the perfect song in mind.

"Testing, testing, one two three"

"Megan, what are you doing with the mike"? Sean asked as he saw the wolf demon speak into the microphone stand on the amphitheatre stage.

"Just testing it for the girls' challenge" she replied, "Hey where's the rock chick"?

"Too long a story" he replied, "look if you want to sing then sing".

"Well you're the only person watching but no Spears"

"Hey why don't you like Britney music"?

"Well" Megan explained, "all the girls want to be like her but unlike them I don't want to be a stupid girl".

"Stupid girl" as sung by Megan

Megan: Uhhuh, uhhuh
Stupid girl (Sean: woo), stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
porno paparazzi girls (Sean: yeah), I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uhhuh)

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
droppin' names
What happened to the dream of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be? (Sean: yeah yeah yeah)

Maybe if I act like that,(Sean: woo) that guy will call me back
porno-paparazzi girls, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (Sean: yeah)
Push up my bra like that (uh-huh), I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Sean: Break it down now)
The disease is growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more!
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see (Sean: c'mon)

Disasters all around
A world of despair
your only concern-
Will it mess up my hair?

Maybe if I act like that,(Sean: woo) that guy will call me back
porno-paparazzi girls, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (Sean: yeah)
Push up my bra like that (Sean: uh-huh), I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Megan: Do ya think? Do ya think? Do ya think?_
(I like this, like this, like this)

Pretty will you suck me girl, silly, as a lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty will you suck me girl, silly, as a lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl, stupid girl!

Maybe if I
Act like that,
Flipping my blonde hair back...
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl! (Megan: girl girl girl)

Maybe if I act like that,(Sean: woo) that guy will call me back
porno-paparazzi girls, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (Sean: yeah)
Push up my bra like that (uh-huh), I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Maybe if I act like that... push up my bra like that...
Stupid girl, stupid girl, stupid girl...

"Wow, now that was cool" Sean admitted, "too bad it's not true".

"Why's that?" she asked him.

"Because you're the smartest girl I know" he replied and with that the rest of the girls, DJ, Leshawna and Lindsay came in just as Sean snuck out of sight and the wolf demon got off the stage.

"Alright gals let's get this" Chris shouted from the stage, "and now to start things off, representing Team Nagas are people to, Blade!

Break the Ice as sung by Blade

It's been a while
I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting
But I'm here now

I know it's been a while
But I'm glad you came
And I've been thinking 'bout
How you say my name
You got my body spinning
Like a hurricane
And it feels like
You got me going insane
And I can't get enough
So let me get it up

Ooh, looks like we're alone now
You ain't gotta be scared
We're grown now
I'm a hit defrost on you
Let's get it blazin'
We can turn the heat up if you wanna
Turn the lights down low if you wanna
Just wanna move you
But you're frozen
That's what I'm saying

Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
Let you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel
Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
Let you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel
Hot, hot, hot, hot

So are you warming up yet?

You got me hypnotised
I never felt this way
You got my heart beating like an 808
Can you rise to the occasion?
I'm patiently waiting
Cause it's getting late
And I can't get enough
So let me get it up

Ooh, looks like we're alone now
You ain't gotta be scared
We're grown now
I'm a hit defrost on you
Let's get it blazin'
We can turn the heat up if you wanna
Turn the lights down low if you wanna
Just wanna move you
But you're frozen
That's what I'm saying

Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
Let you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel
Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
Let you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel

Hot, hot, hot, hot

I like this part
It feels kinda good
Yeah

Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
Let you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel
Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
Let you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel
Hot, hot, hot, hot.

Lindsay: 7 Leshawna: 8 DJ:8 Total:23

"Not that was sizzling Blade!" Chris stated, "now for the girl who floored Natasha with a chair, Renna!"

Stronger by Renna
Renna: Ooh hey, yeah

Hush, just stop
There's nothing you can do or say, baby
I've had enough
I'm not your property as from today, baby
You might think that I won't make it on my own
But now I'm…

Stronger than yesterday
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
I'm stronger

That I ever thought that I could be, baby
I used to go with the flow
Didn't really care 'bout me
You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong
'Cause now I'm…

Stronger than yesterday
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
I'm stronger

Stronger than yesterday
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
I'm stronger

Come on, now
Oh, yeah

Here I go, on my own
I don't need nobody, better off alone
Here I go, on my own now
I don't need nobody, not anybody
Here I go, alright, here I go

Stronger than yesterday
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
I'm...

Stronger than yesterday
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
I'm stronger

L:indsay: 9 Leshawna: 9 ("Girl, you were of the hizz") DJ: 9

"Well Ladies and gents it looks like Aphrodite has the pressure on her so let's hear what she's got!" Chris announced as the siren herself came out in a really tight leather catsuit.

Confessionals

Natasha: Well let's see how Sk**ky Mac Sl** S**t gets to DJ.

Izzy: Okay, where did she get that outfit? Not for me of course but for big O.

Confessionals end

If U seek Amy as sung by Aphrodite

Aphrodite: Lalalalala

Oh baby baby
Have you seen Amy tonight?
Is she in the bathroom
Is she smokin' up outside
Oh

Oh baby baby
Does she take a piece of lime
For the drink that I'm gonna buy her
Do you know just what she likes
Oh

Oh Oh
Tell me have you seen her
Because I'm so
Oh
I can't get her off of my brain
I just want to go to the party she gonna go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he ha ha ho

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are
begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls
are begging to If You Seek Amy

Lalalalalala

Amy told me that she's gonna meet me up
I don't know where or when and now they're closing up the club
Oh

I've seen her once or twice before she knows my face
But it's hard to see with all the people standing in the way
Oh

Oh Oh
Tell me have you seen her
Because I'm so
Oh
I can't get her off of my brain
I just want to go to the party she gonna go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he ha ha ho

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are
begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls
are begging to If You Seek Amy

Oh
Say what you want about me
Oh
But can't you see what I see
Oh
Say what you want about me

So tell me if you see her
Let me know what she was wearing and what she was like
Cause I have been waiting here forever
Let me know when she going out
Oh baby baby
If You Seek Amy tonight
Oh
Oh baby baby
We'll do whatever you like
Oh baby baby baby
Oh baby baby baby

Lalalalalala
Lalalalalala

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are
begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls
are begging to If You Seek Amy

Oh
Say what you want about me
Oh
But can't you see what I see
Oh
Say what you want about me
All of the boys and all of the girls are
begging to If You Seek Amy

Lindsay: 8 Leshawna: 6 DJ:? Total: 14

"DJ? We need that score" Chris muttered but then he realised something; DJ had passed out.

Confessionals

DJ: I'm so sorry y'all. It's just that Aphrodite was making me all nervous with her moves and that really tight cat suit but I felt like something was keeping me frozen to my seat and I just passed out.

Natasha: Ain't magic grand? Okay, I really need to get away from Grace

Confessionals end

"Well due to these circumstances Renna will have to decide which of these girls gets to stay after they sing the tiebreaker song!"

Toxic by Aphrodite and Blade

Aphrodite: Baby, can't you see?
I'm calling a guy like you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous, I'm fallin'

There's no escape
I can't wait, I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it

Blade: Too high, can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?

Both: With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?

Blade: It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip from my devil cup
Slowly, it's taking over me

Aphrodite: Too high, can't come down
It's in the air
And it's all around
Can you feel me now?

Both: With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?

Blade: Don't you know that you're toxic?

Both: With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?

With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?

Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
Aphrodite: I think I'm ready now
Both: Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now

"So Renna tell us who you will be sending home" Chris announced after the applause died.

"Um... Please don't hate me for this guys" Renna replied, "but I am so sorry, I'm sending home...Aphrodite". Upon hearing this Mertin cheered and slapped Aphrodite in the face.

Confessionals

Renna: I'm so sorry Aphrodite but you did break Drake and Mertin up.

Natasha: Best. Day. Ever. I mean Cerise helped me get revenge on that slimy little shape shifter and that shape shifter also got rid of my biggest threat. Sayonara Aphrodite!

Mertin: Yes! I am so happy right now I gotta call Drake (pulls out an angelic phone)! I just hope I've got a signal. Oh hi Drake, I love you too but the best thing has happened.

Aphrodite: That Natasha set me up! And Renna, she will pay. No one does that to me and gets away with it

Confessionals end

"Get me my daddy's lawyer" Aphrodite demanded as she was walked onto the ferry".

"You got kicked out fair and square missy" Chris pointed out as he shut the ferry door, "have a nice trip but don't think you can bribe your way back in if you tried to If U Seek Amy".

And there you have it, karma hits Aphrodite hard. So sorry if you wanted the fan girl chapter but that's coming up next. Read and review until next time.

Next part of the challenge will be up soon. Here are the fan girl pairings.

Carly/TK

Charlotte/Mertin

Katherine/Grimm

Tammy/Alex

Samantha/Sean

Abi/Talon

Lace (created by 20 degrees below)/Cotton

Maple/Oliver

Izzy/Julian