THE WIZARD

By: Karen B.

Summary: E/O 100-word challenge. Word: late. Part of my: 'Hey, What Can I Say? They're Guys' series.

Disclaimer: Not the owner

Thank you for allowing me to use your sage advice: 'If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.'

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"You're late." Dean leaned against the wall arms folded.

"So." Sam flopped on the bed.

"So, where were you?"

Sam shrugged.

"Uh-huh. You were with Betty again."

Sam frowned.

"What happened?" Dean winked.

"Wasn't fun."

"Sammy, if you're not having fun, you're not doing it right."

"I suck," Sam muttered.

"Scoring points isn't hard."

"Whatever, Dean."

"Dude, just keep your balls in play as long as possible, really pull on your rod, and whatever you do…don't shake her," Dean explained. "Want a free lesson from 'The Wizard'?"

"I'm out of quarters," Sam sulked.

"I'm not. Betty Boop, here we come."