To my Kind Editor,
Please excuse my poor handwriting on the back of these tickets I managed to procure from the ruins of the Ned H. Rirger Theater where the Baudelaires spent their days in an effort to uncover more clues about their sorrowful past.
Use these tickets on the following Thursday after the one we discussed and go here to find the ticket booth empty and make your way inside and follow the map I mailed to you to seat 3A where you find a copy of The Tantalizing Theater.
Along with it are detailed drawings to the best of my ability of the fancy chandelier and the formerly illustrious stage where the play "One Last Warning To Those Who Try to Stand In My Way" premiered for the final time. Remember, you are my last hope,
With all Due Respect,