Dr. John "JD" Dorian was getting tired of not knowing the name of the Janitor at Sacred Heart Hospital. Even the rest of the hospital's staff couldn't agree on the Janitor's name.
JD had practically tried everything. Well, practically everything. He still had a couple of ideas up his sleeve.
One day during lunch, he walked up to the Janitor.
"I think I know your real name!" JD said.
"Oh, yeah? What's your idea?"
"What? Where'd you get that idea?"
"Oliver Twist. They even had a song about it in the musical version."
"Nope. That's not it."
The next day, JD had another idea.
"I think I know your name again."
"What is it this time?"
The next day, JD tried again.
"I think I know it now."
"Dang it." The Janitor disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"JD! Hey! Earth to JD!" Turk called.
"Dude! You were zoning out again!"
Dr. John "JD" Dorian was getting tired of not knowing the name of the Janitor at Sacred Heart Hospital.