The Megas


Story Start
Several weeks had past since old man, 'Goat' had sold Naruto the Megas. Unwittingly selling a weapon that was advanced beyond anything this time could develop didn't surprise Naruto when it came to Goat. Whatever in the pile for '2 bucks' was what he said.

Now Naruto had only stopped by this world just to pick up a few spare parts which he couldn't in others. He had an idea on a slick new design for some new generation Gundams he wanted to build and he needed some spare parts.

So when he came across the blue and white Mech he was pretty damned surprise. So he spent the last few weeks modifying it from weaponry he happened to bring with him. This was another one of those versions of Earth where the people weren't too intelligent,paranoid or observant, but they certainly were above the common idiocy Naruto had seen in some of the versions of the planet he had been too.

Naruto currently sat in the pilot seat as he was doing some diagnostics when the alarms went off. Out of a portal appeared a single mech. It had the same original scheme that the original Mega had before Naruto modified it. ''Well shit. It was only a manner of time before I get involved in some crazy shit.''

''This is Commander Kiva Andru of the Earth Coalition. That's mech you're sitting in is a vital key to the future of my world and I need it back.''

The redhead was pretty damn attractive from what Naruto could surmise from the view screen. Something about Red heads always made Naruto pay extra attention. The woman in question from the image on the screen was wearing a white and blue combat outfit that showed off her well developed body and those emerald eyes of her's were definitely something fierce.

''Listen! We need Megas to avert an alien invasion in the far future. We captured that robot from the glorft an advance race that conquered Earth so we can use it against them. I spent the last two years modifying Megas so I can take it back to the point in conflict where we can help change the outcome of the war and future.''

''Curious! The what the hell is the vital key of the future doing in a trash pile in this time period?''

''That robot was sent back to this time by mistake.''

''Huh...well I don't know what to tell you, but you might be shit out of luck. I did a complete overhaul and partially installed a new system that's a hybrid mechanism of three different control systems. Not to mention I installed a scanner and installed a security system which will only allow the ''Megas'' as you call it to interact to my DNA interface unless you know the override sequence.''

The redheaded female looked shocked. Someone from centuries past had figured out how to modify the prototype taken from the Glorft.

''Damnit! Then I guess I have no choice. You'll have to do.''

''Damn. I knew that was coming. I've done this shit far too many times to the point I'm anticipating things to accurately now. I need a real vacation.'' (1)

''Stop complaining! If you haven't ruined the prototype I wouldn't even be bothered with you.''

''Ouch! So if I go and help you defeat these Glorft guys I get to keep the Mech right?''

''We'll see...'' The two of them moved their mechs to a location outside of city limits while Kiva was 'accessing' the changes done to Megas. ''Damnit! There's no way I can fly it in this condition.''

''Told you...''

''What happened to the Time Drive?''

''The what?''

''You know Black Box? Center of the control module?''

''Oh that thing? It was busted when I found it. It's at my places and in pieces.''

''Great, just great. That means were stuck here in the past until I can repair it. That could take months and I'm not sure if my people can hold on until then. Is the Megas at least ready to go?''

''Hey I don't know what to tell you. I can tell you if I don't finish running tests and making sure everything is installed correctly the Megas might break down and would be useless to the both of us. I'm not from this time either, hell I'm not even from this world. I just came to look for spare parts and I can tell you that part of the system I usedyou won't find in any point or place in this dimension which is why I don't want to actually end up destroying it because I didn't perform the correct diagonsis.''

"Fine. Do your tests. After you're done, activate the time drive and help us defeat the Glorft."

"There is one problem with your plans earther. We're already here." This voice was on a voice only channel.

The female's mech looked up at a gigantic ship. Several dozen green mechs launched from it and surrounded the earth mechs.

"Step out of the prototype and we might let you live. Failure to comply will result in death."

''That ugly as green squid thing is the Glorft. No wonder there trying to blow up the Earth! If I woke up looking like that I run towards the nearest thing I could find and kill it too!"'

''What did you say you impetulant human!'' The Squid alien creature roared.

''Ugly and hard of hearing. That's even worse.''

''Attack!'' The Glorft leader roared.

The numerous amounts of foot soldiers in the hundreds swarmed the Megas. Naruto flipped some switches as Megas hands receded into the arms and two large machine gun barrels took it's place. Activating switch at the side of the handles they began rapidly firing round after round as Naruto used the handles to steer and direct his shot. Naruto went for head shots as the nearest Mechs and for those farther away he went for leg shots to throw the mechs off balance and slow down mobility. After mowing down fifty of them the charging mechs switched tactics and began launching some odd energy beams.

''Hold on tight!'' Naruto exclaimed as he pressed three buttons in the over head compartment and suddenly activating the thrusters. As the Megas suddenly jolted to the side causing the commander to fall into Naruto's lap. ''Told you to hold on...'' He said as the beam blasted into Megas. ''Shit!''

Recovering almost instantly Kiva tried to maneuver herself out of the blond's lap and end up blocking his view. ''Will you quit before before you get us both killed.''

The commander relented with a scowl. Not only was this inappropriate of someone of her standard, but highly embarrassing as well.

''Alright...time for some Spider Missiles!'' The blond declared as the shafts inside of Mega rotated. Several blue tipped red-rockets were launched that exploded into nets trapping the the Glorft Mechs by the dozen. ''And now Drill Bit missiles!'' The Shaft changed once again as missiles with Drills on them were launched, flying through the sky as the drills activating and pierced through the Mechs, drilling through them one by one. ''Thank you Swat Kat reruns!'' (1)

Naruto declared as three mechs fired from his back side. Both humans cried out as the blast sent a shock wave through Megas.

''Systems scans! Shields at 92 percent! Damage at one percent! Diagnostics and Tests incomplete!''

''You installed an AI and shielding system?'' Kiva asked in awe, she couldn't help herself. But then again the man did said he wasn't from this time and dimension.

''Unfortunately I haven't installed everything. I haven't even come up for a name for the AI!'' He pouted as he flipped some switches. ''AI! Status reports on Weapon and Technology systems.''

''Transformation sequences off line. Turbo system off line. Drones and other defensive shielding off line. Most Weapon system off line or not installed.''

''Any finishers?''

''Scanning. Sunrise ray (1) is currently online. All other forms of finishers are off line.''


''An Ultimate attack or one-hit kill so to speak. AI! Please tell me at least the Sonic system is online!'' Naruto said as he avoid the red blasts from the remaining Glorft Mechs.''

''Sonic system. 67% efficiency! Warning: Prolong use could drain shield power and overheat the Megas.''

''AI...activate the Sonic System!'' He said as energy began to surge around Megas. The remaining Glorft mechs charged only for Megas to disappear in a flash of light. One by one an unseen force began picking them apart. One was ripping in clear half as it two halves which were used to knock off the heads of two more. Five attempted to flank the superior mech from the left, but were blown to pieces when the Megas clapped it's hands together, causing a sonic wave that ripped them apart.

One by one Naruto had spread through the flanking units until only about a hundred were left.'

''Warning: Sonic system limit reached!''

'Deactivate the Sonic System!'' Naruto ordered as he the Megas appeared on the other side of countless destroyed of Glorft Mechs. ''Power up the Sunrise Ray!'' Naruto stated as he took out a key and opened a special class case above him and pressed one of the multicolored button.

The Megas began transforming, it's limbs extending and it's outer shell switching with it's inner shell as Solar powered mirrors extending from it's arms, legs, back, and chest.

The mirrors began to glow as it took in energy, causing the Megas to glow as well. Right before the Glorft descended upon them Naruto gave the command, ''Fire!'' From the mirror and Megas's arm fired a series of golden blow beams of sun light as it completely eradicated the forces in front and all around them in pure solar energy for several Kilometers. After about thirty seconds the beams flickered out as the megas went back to it's original state.

''AI! Status!"'

''Power output at 52%. Shield power at 78%.''

''It appears I grossly underestimated you Earther! I shall eliminate you myself!'' The Glorft leader said as he descended from above and landed on the ground in a mech that was much larger by far then it's foot soldiers. It then transformed into a Squid or was it an Arachnid shape? Naruto hedged his better on the latter as it did have eight limbs. The machine leaped and Naruto maneuvered out of it's path and fire with standards bullets that bounced off the creature's shell.

''Tch...then I'll guess will settle it with fists!'' Naruto declared as the Megas charged forward. He maneuvered out of range of the creature's strike as it right fist connected with it's jaw in an uppercut. The machine reacted by slamming one of it's inner legs into Megas's torso, sending it crashing into a building. Recovering, Naruto fired off more Drill missiles that the Mech dodged, only to get a foot to the face.

''Enough games! Send in the UMD!''

Mechs upon mechs were sent out as they began to form a giant fifty story bulking humanoid mech with a squid head.

''Prepare for your doom Earth scum!'' The Glorft leader taunted as it's image appeared on Megas's monitor.

''AI! Dodge!'' The massive Mech swung it's arm as it's fist collided with the ground and sent a shock wave. ''Scan the enemy mech for any possibly weak points!''

''Scanning...No visible weak points.''

''Perform another scan for density inconsistencies around the cockpit and torso areas.''

''What are you doing?''

''Getting ready to defeat this so called unbeatable machine.''

''Scanning...analysis review the cockpit area is made from different material then subsequent mechs used to form it.''

''Can we destroy it?''

''At this time no active weapon systems have the power to pierce through the alien material.''

''What about the Sunrise Ray?''

''Current power below necessary requirement to use the Sunrise Ray.''

'' main power into the Sunrise Ray weapon and focus the blast through right arm cannon.''

''Scanning...probability shows the result of an attempt would rupture the Megas's right arm, destabilize the hydraulics...''

''I know...switch to the back up generator and immediately plot a course back after the results of the attack.''

'''I hope you know what you're doing.''

''The way I see it commander if I don't so something were screwed anyway. AI! Go the auto-pilot and move into position to fire. If you don't mind commander,'' Naruto said with a smirk as Kiva got up, with a flushed expression. ''If this doesn't work then you and what's left of Megas should make it back to my base. No matter how advance or powerful this machine is once it trips the security protocols my brother and a legion of machines called Gundams will rained down upon these Glorft if I don't shut off the system in an allotted time. No matter how powerful that giant ass mech is supposed to be I don't think it's going to last long again a legion of Gundams.''

''Then why not retreat now and call for back-up? This just seems stupid and suicidal!''

''I can be bit of a stubborn idiot at times I digress. Times like this I guess you can say the old me peaks up. I buckle up if I were you,'' Naruto said as he slipped down the hatch into Megas's core. As Naruto went down several feet passed wires and the rest of the metallic parts of Megas's eternal drive he came across the source of power that powered the Megas. An emerald of power he managed to get his hand during one of his adventures. In other words, that particular dimensions version of Chaos emeralds. Thankfully enough it was a source of extraordinary power that wasn't as Chaotic or could be influenced by emotion. Naruto grabbed two plugs and sighed. ''This is so gonna suck ass!'' He murmured as he yanked out the plugs and quickly plugged them back into the opposites circutis causing them to react by shocking him.

''What's wrong Earther! Realize that it's hopeless and the only thing you can do is flee?''

The Megas had been using what little power it could channel into the thrusters while it maneuvered into position. Though one of the thrusters gave out causing Megas to tilt over into the side and knocked towards the sky by one of the UMD's blows.

''Enough games! It's time I finish this! Acticvate the techtrocon beams!'' Two small arm cannons appeared out of the UMD ad it began charging.
The thruster that went off burst on and off as Megas haphazardly floated into position.

''Power transfer complete...Sunrise Ray activated...system transference to Arm cannon initiated! Firing in 5...4...3...2...1!'' The multiburst beam of sun energy was condensed in a single shot and fired a wide beam about the width of Sedan at the massive Mech. It shot through the sky as it collided between the cockpit and top of the UMD. Despite it's aim being slightly off small explosions occurred as metal that was phased out of existence in a burst of pure energy was blasted clear.

The shock wave caused the Glorft pilots to jerk and when they reached out to balance accidentally jolted the controls causing the Massive Mech to tip over. It's massive size equating to power becoming it's biggest draw back as not only to weight smashed a lot of the internal mechanism to smash, but it was too collasal to pick itself up.

Once the UMD fell over the Glorft leader ejected and flew away in a pod as he broad cast this message.

''You won this time Earth Scum, but next time you and your entire planet will be annihilated.''

A slightly singed and smoking Naruto climbed up into the cockpit. ''Did we win?'' He asked as he stumbled forward, only for Commander Kiva to catch him by the arm.

''Easy there. While that stunt was not only idiotic and potentially dangerous. It got the work done I suppose.''

''If that's your way of saying that was amazing I'll take it, but what are you going to do now?''

''I don't know...The Glorft are probably going to come back with reinforcements.''

''If they traveled the way you did they'll probably need the time drive which is in places back at my place.''

''And how do you figure that?''

''Karmic Justice? I just have a feeling or more like I'm praying that's what ends up happening. It'll be a pain in the ass having to deal with all of them. Anyway since your stuck here, what are you going to do?''

The Commander sighed, ''The only thing I can do is attempt to fix the Time Drive.''

''What about food or shelter?''

''I'll guess I'll have to worry about that until the time comes.''

Naruto himself sighed and made an offer, ''Listen...since you're not from this time maybe I can help you out a bit. You can stay in my guest room...but,'' he paused. ''...let's just say I'm a high ranking member of my own brand of special forces and I'm looking for allies so I want you to speak on my behalf to your alliance on forming an alliance and while you're hear you'll help me work on and maintain the conditions of any and all mech functions if for some reason I can't...''

''Seems like a fair deal...but I can't speak on the behalf of the Coalition on whether or not we can ally with your brand of special forces. Seeing as by that label you're hesitant to call it what it really is.''

'''s hard to find a woman whose skilled, sharp, straight to the point, and beautiful on the get go.''

''I'd cool it if I were you...I already have my eye on someone else...from my time.''

'Well I always do enjoy a challenge.' ''Have it your way Commander.''

''Just if were ever in public we'll have to be inconspicuous so...''

''Aah yes...well I'm...just Naruto then,'' He said as Megas began to descend at Naruto's base.


Chapter end


You tend to wonder if people can make all those terrible crappy disney story stories or other anime with Naruto characters just replacing the characters and keeping the exact same Dialogue (only the worst part is that it's 90% a trashy yaoi fic) why nobody would do a bunch of obscure and fun crossover stories. (Hetero that is. People...please stop making characters gay who are cannonically straight. FMA and Inuyasha being the prime example you sick and silly demented fangirls.)

I guess that's the best thing about Naruto. With all this stuff about different demons, summonings, space/time ninjutsu, royalty, and other themes you can fit the characters into just about any dimension. A lot of people do.

Though I myself is crazy as hell and will do pairings or crossover nobody as touched. (If there are unique/one of a kind Narutoxsomething crossovers it's just because I haven't done them yet.) And here is another one.

Mainly because I am one of those people tired of crappy shoes like spongebob taking presidence or great and though provoking shows like Gargoyles, Avatar, W.I.T.C.H being canceled over senseless and mindless silly shit. (But a lot of kids these day have ADD, are handicapped, silly little bastards anyway.) And a lot of these kids end up bad.

It's not like when we were young. When you got your ass beat old school style. Now if you so much as touch your kids child services are all up your ass. (I'm only 19 for those who might forget.) Bad kids need to be beaten (not abuse) because if you don't have disciple then bad behavior is created.

Which pisses me off when great shows like the ones I mentioned above are canned because the less violent and silly shows are more popular. (Chalk it up to Soccer Moms trying to protect their babies and blaming TV violence and video games instead of taking responsibility and blame their selves.)

Okay...this rant is over. Been a long ass time sense I did one. Anyway let me know if there are any other crossovers (I got a list of 70 suggestions already. I had like 300 but I've forgotten or lost them over time.) So feel free to input ideas. (Most likely give them to Challenger. My only problem with his challenges is that he makes Naruto too powerful from the get go, which some people might argue I do too Naruto too, but this is a series with over 50 separate stories that chronocile a long ass journey of at least 50 stories.

You're not going to stay weak after a thousand years or training by different masters in different arts over the course of journeying to 20 worlds. If you do then either you really suck or the people teaching you can't teach.

With that said...I bid you all good day.

1. Sunrise (Or was it Sunshine?) Ray. For those who watch or know of Kikaider then they recognize the name of the special attack of Jiro's older brother whose name escapes me at this moment.