A PAIN IN THE ASS
Dean's got one; he's also being one. Sam helps; as always …
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Tube of antihistamine cream in hand, Sam looked at the angry welt on his brother's bare ass, and reflected how being an awesome little brother occasionally required going above and beyond …
"Jeez Sam, it stings … what is it?"
"Some kind of bite I reckon."
"Feels like a friggin' rattlesnake"
"Probably a horsefly or hornet, maybe … looks sore!"
"Newsflash, dude" mumbled Dean into his pillow, "IT FREAKIN' IS!"
Sam went to work with the cream.
Dean relaxed under the soothing coolness. "Sam," he murmured.
"This does NOT leave this room!"
Sam sighed, and put his phone down.