Conker and Berri's adventure

One night just after leaving the cock and plucker. Conker and Berri were walking in the wrong direction. The had been walkin in the wrong irection for about 45 mins when they saw someone up ahead. When they got to about 20 feet away they realized it was the gargoyle and he was out for revenge. He swiped at conker and sent him flying berri knew she had to distract him show she lifted up her shirt and flashed him. The gargoyle was dazed so then conker sees a b pad he steps on it , pulls out a rocket launcher and says "later bitch" and he says " I really hat that squrriel but love her rack".