Death Of The Koopalings

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Let me be completely honest with you. I hate the Koopalings. Hate them. They can go rot in hell for all eternity and stay as far away from Mario as possible. That being said, I decided to get something done about the matter, so I made this. Is it deliberate? Perhaps. But this will get those crappy bosses out of my system. So anyway, enjoy.

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Nintendo.


Another night at the Koopa Kingdom, another failure for Bowser, the King of the Koopas. This time, however, he was beyond mad, and he was ready to call it quits on his most recent group of workers - the Koopalings, who turned out to be the worst force he has ever hired.

"That's the last straw, Kamek! I can't stand those damn Koopalings. They always drive me insane!" Bowser exclaimed as he pulled out some of his orange hair, grabbing Kamek and shaking him. "There needs to be a way to rid of them! Surely a way!"

Kamek managed to slip out of Bowser's grip as he adjusted his glasses, clearing his throat. "Well, if you want them out, your majesty, you can just hire someone to permanently exterminate them..."

Bowser rubbed his chin as he thought deeply. "Yes... but who...?" He wondered as he closed his eyes.

Suddenly, the doors slammed into the walls as Bowser Junior walked in, approaching Bowser and Kamek. A grin appeared across his face as he took out his Paintbrush, holding it with delicacy.

"I'll handle those miserable idiots, father. You need not to worry," Bowser Jr. assured as he disappeared within a puff of purple smoke.

Bowser felt pride in his heart as he smiled, glancing at Kamek, who had a bad feeling about what was about to happen.