Disclaimer: I don't own any character of FMA (sniff), though I do own this method to make zombies! XD IS ALIVE…! MUAHAHAHAcoughHAHAHA….! (look around) NO, I'M NOT CRAZY…! Anyways back to the story….! XD (oh if you don't get the joke plz go to the video store and rent Frankenstein…)
"ARGHHHHH…! I KILLED WINRY…!" Shouted Ed with all his lungs while running to his house scared by he sudden death of Winry.
"Brother? What happened…? Why are you shouting…?" Al exited from his house due to Ed's shouts.
"AL…! I KILLED WINRY…!" Said Ed still shouting.
"Brother calm down…! What happened…?" Al grabbed Ed by his shoulders in an attempt to calm him down.
"I…she…I putted a baby inside her and…and…suddenly…she died…!" Explained Ed still panting by all the running.
"A baby? But how?" Now was Al's time to panic.
"I kissed her and a baby appeared inside her." Explain Ed
"WHAT…? Ed, but that's impossible…! Babies doesn't appear like that…!" Al managed to say through his laughing.
"Then how, according to you, do babies appear?" Asked Ed now angry. How dare Al to defy me?
"Well you have to do 'The Baby Dance'…!" Said Al with pride.
"The… what?" Asked a very numbed Ed.
"'The Baby Dance…! Everybody knows that Ed…! You have to give 3 circles around her while dancing and THEN kiss her." Answered Al like if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Really how can brother be so dumb? And they call him a genius!
"O…k! 'The Baby Dance'…That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard…! Besides Mom said that if you kissed a girl a baby appear inside her…! Well I kissed her and suddenly she fall to the floor, and I tried to wake her up but she didn't moved…! She is dead, I killed her…!" Ed shouted again becoming angry again.
"Well if mom says so it must be true…Then that means that Winry is-" Al started but Ed interrupted him before he could finish the sentence.
"DEAD…! Ed shouted a little bit more calmed now that Al believed him.
"Well I was going to say pregnant but-"
"ALPHONSE…!" Now Ed was really pissed. "I KILLED WINRY! THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT…! What will I do now…? If Aunt Sara finds out…THEY WILL KILL ME TOO…!
"I have an idea! Let's bury the corpse…! That way nobody will know what happened…!" Said Al very proud of his wonderful and ingenious idea to save his brother.
"B-but Al, they will find out if she doesn't return to the house!"
"Oh that's simple! We will say that she left Resembool…!" Wow my brain is on its max today!
"But Winry would never leave Resembool, Al!" Ed was becoming more and more scared and nervous due to his brother's ideas. I will have to regulate the books Al reads.
"Come on…! Let's hurry…! We will think of that later…! We have a corpse to bury…!" Shouted a very excited Al while running, dragging his brother along with him.
"Huh…? Who's that coming…? Looks like a girl." Asked Al, now close to the area where Winry laid dead, seeing someone running to them.
"Ed you idiotic stupid moron…! How could you leave me there alone…! Oh! And hi, Al!" Shouted the little girl.
"She seems to know us, I wonder who is she…brother are you all right?" Asked Al worried for his brother how suddenly became white as paper.
"W-Wi….Wi…IS WINRY…!" Shouted Ed frozen with fear recognizing the voice, the golden hair and Winry's dress.
"Huh? But Brot-" But it was too late. Edward was meters away running like if the devil himself was running after him. The only thing reachable were his screams.
"AHHHHHHH….! WINRY IS A ZOMBIE…! AND NOW SHE CAME FOR MY SOUL…!"
AN: Well…I hope you like this chap! My dream is now a reality…! Winry dead…sighs…wonderful…! Ehhh…I said that aloud? E heh heh XD (sweatdrop)…anyways….I hope you enjoyed this chap!