Anyone that's ever read anything KH related by me knows that I actually am an Akuroku fan. But here lately, I've been poking more and more fun of them for their age difference. Sadly, this song does not change my interest in them, but if you really don't like Akuroku, you'll probably get a few kicks out of this parody. I used a few of the Japanese names for the characters to make it rhyme and also 'Axel' does not fit in time with 'Alejandro'.

Anywho, enjoy!


You do realize that I'm too young, and I know you say you love me, but I just don't want to be with you like you want me to…Akuseru

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He's a stalker, thinks I don't see him

Watching me all the time with his sharp eyes

Claims we're just friends, like I'm that stupid

Thinking that I'll believe in his little lies

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Every single place I go, he's following me, I know

Every night I fall asleep, he's watching me

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Don't call my name, don't call my name, Akuseru!

I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, you pedo!

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

Just leave me alone, you sick fuck!

Don't call my name, don't call my name, Akuseru

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Akuseru, Akuseru

I don't-I don't want you, I don't-I don't want you!

Akuseru, Akuseru

You really need some help too, really need some help too

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Stop, please, just let me go…Akuseru…hey, let me go!

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He's not listening, just thinks I'm playing

And nobody else here also finds this strange!

He won't give up, infatuated

Blinded to the fact that I'm underage!

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"You know that I love you boy,

Nothing more that I'd enjoy

No one I want more than you, Rokusasu."

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Don't call my name! Don't call my name, Akuseru!

I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, you pedo!

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

Just leave me alone, you sick fuck!

Don't call my name, don't call my name, Akuseru

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Akuseru, Akuseru

I don't-I don't want you, I don't-I don't want you

Akuseru, Akuseru

You really need some help too, really need some help too

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Don't bother me, don't bother me (There's others for you!)

Don't call my name, don't call my name (Like Demikkusu!)

I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe (I'll call the police!)

I don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch (Don't molest me!)

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Don't call my name, don't call my name, Akuseru

I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, (get some help though!)

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

So quit rubbing up on my butt!

Don't call my name, don't call my name, you pedo

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Akuseru, Akuseru

I don't-I don't want you, I don't-I don't want you

Akuseru, Akuseru

You really need to catch a clue, yeah you need to catch a clue

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Don't call my name, don't call my name, Akuseru

I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, you pedo

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

I think I'm gonna throw up!

Don't call my name, don't call my name, Akuseru

Akuseru…


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