Wow. Uh, thanks for all the reviews. Just another chapter of SEXY CRACKY MILKSHAKEY GOODNESS.

And to mar…yeah, I think I need to get a life.

But if you enjoy the time you wasted…or it's worth spending…it's not wasted or something GAH. Anyhow, onto the warnings.

This one's pretty much like the last chapter. Male lactation, hardcore lemon, UK + Japan/US. However, this one's got rape, scat/urination (you read that right), and even more crack.

Enjoy.


Japan, England, and America were just lounging in their hotel room, which was JUST THE PERFECT SETTING FOR SOME HAWT YAOI ACTION.

Arthur smiled sinisterly at Kiku, and then at Alfred. "Ohhh Kiku~ I'm getting rather hungry…" he sang. The Japanese bishie giggled. "Hai…and also kinda thirsty~"

Then they looked at Alfred with their RAEP FACES ON. The American smiled like Paris Hilton and played with his shirt. "Hmmm~ Vanilla or Strawberry today, boys~?" he asked, cupping his JIGGLYPUFFS.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!"

And America was tackled onto the bed by Japan and England, AND THEY SUCKED MILKSHAKE OUT HIS MAN-TITS AGAIN.


(CUT TO THE DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN)


But little did the sexy buff American with the mind of a shota know (as usual)...

JAPAN AND ENGLAND WERE PLANNING TO DO EVIL THINGS.

It all started on Thursday. It was after a World Meeting, and Kiku and Arthur were feeling MAD. Apparently, Alfred didn't want to privately EROTICALLY breastfeed two guys older than him anymore, and wanted to travel around the world feeding starving children MILKSHAKE. It would be a nice, if slightly messed-up yet fangasm-worthy thing to do.

But Japan and England loved America's MILKSHAKE more than anything else in the entire world, even more than America. SO THEY WANTED TO DRINK HIS MILKSHAKE…WITH FORCE.

So they broke into his hotel room.

"Hi!" said Alfred with a smiley face. But then he noticed Kiku and Arthur were staring at his moobs, so he frowny faced.

"MY EYES ARE UP HERE, YA KNOW." he humphred.

"QUITE RIGHT, BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS ASKING FOR IT!" pointed out Arthur. "Oh yeah…" said Alfred. But while Alfred was not paying attention, KIKU STARTED TO TIE HIM UP. Because all Japanese people are ninjas.

"OH SHIT NOOOOO!" he cried. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TIEING ME UP?"

Japan smiled. "It's because you're the alpha dog, woof."

BUT…America wouldn't take that as an answer.

"IS IT BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA SHARE MY MILKSHAKE WITH YOU ANYMORE?" he screamed. "Yeah." said Kiku and Arthur. So then Alfred started to BAAAAW. "WHY GUYS! DO YOU REALLY HATE ME THAT MUCH?" cried America.

"Oh, Alfred…we wouldn't do this to you if we hated you…" murmured Arthur, as he started to nibble the taller blonde's ear. "NGH! D-don't…!" groaned Alfred.

"Gomenasai, Alfred-san, but in every single hentai, when the girl – or uke – says yamero…" the Asian nation pulled off his victim's shirt. "They really mean hai."

"WELL I'M NOT SAYING YAMERO OR HAI! I'M SAYING STOP IT, DAMMIT!" America struggled with the ropes tying him to the bed. "S-STOP! NOW!"

England and Japan were rubbing America's NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY, WHICH WERE VERY HARD AND POINTY. SO THAT MEANT HE WAS LIKING IT.

"Aah! I-I'm being touched in a way or place that makes me feel u-uncomfortable…!"

Kiku smirked and licked Alfred's PHAT MOOBS. "Now, now, Alfred-san…I've been craving fresh ichigo MILKSHAKE all day. Besides…" he whispered, as he suckled some more. "Wouldn't it hurt to hold ALL THAT MILKSHAKE IN?"

America just groaned. "B-BUT I'M GONNA RUN OUT EVENTUALLY IF YOU FAGS KEEP WANTING TO DRINK MY MILKSHAKE! SO LIKE, STOP OR SOMETHING!"

The two older nations didn't pay attention and lapped up the vanilla and strawberry MILKSHAKE that was dribbling from Alfred's nipples. "AGGGGH! I-I'M NOT AROUSED, BY THE WAY!"

"ORLY?" said England in a sexy voice. He unzipped America's jeans and pulled down his flag underwear.

"THAT LOOKS QUITE VERY AROUSED TO ME, SLUT!"

Alfred blushed and looked away. "NOES!" he squealed, and he was kinda starting to like being raped.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT SOME CREAMY LEMON MILKSHAKE DIRECTLY IMPORTED FROM YOUR BIG SEXY FUCKING FLORIDA, BITCH-CHAN DESU." cursed Kiku (but he had a headache).

SO JAPAN SUCKED AMERICA'S PENIS. AND THEN AMERICA DECIDED TO GET REVENGE AND PISS LEMON MILKSHAKE EVERYWHERE.

"UWAAAH." groaned Alfred. "That was embarrassing. But it felt good." THEN ARTHUR STARTED TO SPANK HIS FORMER COLLEGUE SEXILY.

"Never thought you could make lemon MILKSHAKE, git. That was bloody amazing." he said like a British old man, as he licked the lemon MILKSHAKE off of Kiku's face. Then they sorta forgot about raping Alfred and made out with each other.

America tried to escape, BUT TO NO AVAIL.

"WAIT A MINUTE." yelled Japan. "NOW…I WANT CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE."

Alfred cried LIKE A HERO as Kiku licked his neck, then his back, then his GRAND CANYON. "OOOOOH…! S-STOP!" he moaned like a pterodactyl in heat. The Asian just smiled and kept licking.

Then England pulled out his NICE BIG BEN, which was SOOOO HARD AND LOOOOONG. Then he INSERTED IT INTO AMERICA'S ASSCRACK. AND THRUSTED!

Japan was a little jealous, so he squeezed his MT. FUJI up and down until it grew a face that looked like a skull and it mooooaned and it grew hands and feet and fox ears and it looked like a furfag and threw up green cumonaise. And then it broke off and ran away. But Japan grew another MT. FUJI, so OKAY.

And then Kiku punched Alfred in the gut while his ass was getting torn apart by Arthur. "BLAH" gagged the American, and more vanilla and strawberry MILKSHAKE shot from his breasts.

AND THEN HE SHITTED CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE.

"UNGYAAAAH…!" screamed America, as his face looked like a retarded sloth on ecstasy. "HOORAY!" cheered Japan and England, as they SLURPED UP THE SPEWING DELICIOUS ORGANIC CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE.

"OHHHH LUDWIIIIIIG!" moaned Alfred.

"…lolwut." said Kiku. Alfred blushed and muttered a 'never mind' under his breath. And then he shot out more lemon MILKSHAKE.

Meanwhile, Arthur had been collecting ALL THAT MILKSHAKE in magical jugs. TO SELL ON EBAY TO STUPID FANGIRLS.

So then America started to cry. "That was…s-so awkward…!" he grunted. But he really liked being raped.

"Oh yeah, and Alfred? Because you orgasmed, you are now pregnant!" taunted England.

America believed England. "OH SHIT NOOOO!" he cried. "BUT CONDOMS GIVE PEOPLE AIDS, SO THAT'S OKAY."

SUDDENLY Alfred fell asleep, his BIG SEXY SWEATY NAKED BODY covered with various flavors of MILKSHAKE.

AND THEN ARTHUR AND KIKU…

…BAMFED AWAY…

…INTO THE SUNSET.

THE END.


And that's the end of…uh, that. I have NO IDEA what I was thinking when I wrote this, but amazing things can happen when you take a bite of Reese's Puffs.

Whatever. Next, I'll be working on something even crackier. Well, probably not as cracky as this, but still cracky.

KID SHOWS GONE BAD. Up next.