Script for: I'm with Stupid ((Edited))
SpongeBob: *knocks on Patrick's rock*
SpongeBob:*knocks on Patrick's rock again*
Rock: UH CUZ THIS IS THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT
SpongeBob: *Pulls the rock up*
Patrick is inside his house dusting
Patrick:*Sweeps SpongeBob's face* WHAT UP, BITCH
Patrick *Run's into the center of the house* Need PENISES
Patrick *makes some kind of dick shaped thing and Starts licking* OH YEAH
SpongeBob: Patrick, What's with YOUR COCK
Patrick: FUCK YOU
SpongeBob: Hey! BITCH
SpongeBob: Well Patrick, I came over to see if you wanted to HAVE SEX, but I can see you're too busy having an ORGY.
Patrick *Squints at SpongeBob* you know something, SpongeBITCH, it's just all FUCK and game's for you, nothing really matters, well lets go URINATE ON THE HOMELESS, we don't have any work to do, life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted GENITALS and nobody has any DICK to dust, or to clean, or to wipe, or to WACK OFF.
SpongeBob: But Patrick the only thing I've seen you FUCK is your VAGINA.
Patrick: Oh god, I don't know what to do SpongeBob, you gotta help me
SpongeBob: Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! C'mon we'll get the COCK
Patrick: No, it's not that SpongeBob, its worse!
SpongeBob: I LIKE MEN well what is it then?
Patrick: look, I got this message from my parents!
SpongeBob: Your GAY, Dear Patrick FUCK YOU love Daddy
Patrick: SpongeBob, my parents think I'm dumber then a sac of PENISES
SpongeBob: No they don't DUMBASS, parents just like to FUCK your BUTT, like this!
FART AHH! WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Patrick: a b c d e f g
Patrick: AW GOD DAMMIT
Mom: Should I get the bowl of SHIT again, Marty?
Patrick *GIBBERISH* Hi Mom WHAT UP BITCH
Dad: Son! You recognized us this time!
Patrick: Why wouldn't I recognize my own PENIS?
Mom: He probably forgot where it is!
Patrick: Uh I know where
Dad: Wow Son!
SpongeBob: Protective Helmet? Check.
SpongeBob: I'm supposed to look GAY Gary
SpongeBob: What could go wrong?
Patrick: What a QUEER
Patrick: Mom, Dad, Meet my neighbor, SpongeBITCH
Dad: Hello there!
Mom: How do you do?
Dad: Put 'er there
SpongeBob gives dad a doll
Patrick: WHAT THE FUCK
Mom: So SpongeBITCH do you live nearby?
Patrick: No SpongeBob, Show them your house!
SpongeBob Pulls down pants
Patrick: No Not you're TITS, Your House
Mom: he lives in a STRIP CLUB?
Dad: That's Unhealthy
Patrick: HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCKING BITCH!
Patrick: You wanna stay for dinner?
Dad: Does he always MASTURBATE after he eats?
Patrick: Hey SpongeBITCH? Do you have any mascara I could borrow?
Dad: The BITCH wears makeup?
Mom: What a FAGGET