Script for: I'm with Stupid ((Edited))

SpongeBob: *knocks on Patrick's rock*

FART

SpongeBob:*knocks on Patrick's rock again*

Rock: UH CUZ THIS IS THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT

SpongeBob: *Pulls the rock up*

Patrick is inside his house dusting

Patrick:*Sweeps SpongeBob's face* WHAT UP, BITCH

Patrick *Run's into the center of the house* Need PENISES

Patrick *makes some kind of dick shaped thing and Starts licking* OH YEAH

SpongeBob: Patrick, What's with YOUR COCK

Patrick: FUCK YOU

SpongeBob: Hey! BITCH

SpongeBob: Well Patrick, I came over to see if you wanted to HAVE SEX, but I can see you're too busy having an ORGY.

Patrick *Squints at SpongeBob* you know something, SpongeBITCH, it's just all FUCK and game's for you, nothing really matters, well lets go URINATE ON THE HOMELESS, we don't have any work to do, life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted GENITALS and nobody has any DICK to dust, or to clean, or to wipe, or to WACK OFF.

SpongeBob: But Patrick the only thing I've seen you FUCK is your VAGINA.

Patrick: Oh god, I don't know what to do SpongeBob, you gotta help me

SpongeBob: Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! C'mon we'll get the COCK

Patrick: No, it's not that SpongeBob, its worse!

SpongeBob: I LIKE MEN well what is it then?

Patrick: look, I got this message from my parents!

SpongeBob: Your GAY, Dear Patrick FUCK YOU love Daddy

Patrick: SpongeBob, my parents think I'm dumber then a sac of PENISES

SpongeBob: No they don't DUMBASS, parents just like to FUCK your BUTT, like this!

FART AHH! WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Patrick: a b c d e f g

*Doorbell rings*

Patrick: AW GOD DAMMIT

Mom: Should I get the bowl of SHIT again, Marty?

Patrick *GIBBERISH* Hi Mom WHAT UP BITCH

Dad: Son! You recognized us this time!

Patrick: Why wouldn't I recognize my own PENIS?

Mom: He probably forgot where it is!

Patrick: Uh I know where

Dad: Wow Son!

SpongeBob: Protective Helmet? Check.

Gary: Meow

SpongeBob: I'm supposed to look GAY Gary

Gary: Meow

SpongeBob: What could go wrong?

Patrick: What a QUEER

SpongeBob: NIGGA

Patrick: Mom, Dad, Meet my neighbor, SpongeBITCH

SpongeBob: NIGGA

Dad: Hello there!

Mom: How do you do?

SpongeBob: NIGGA

Dad: Put 'er there

SpongeBob gives dad a doll

Patrick: WHAT THE FUCK

FART

Mom: So SpongeBITCH do you live nearby?

SpongeBob: NIGGA

Patrick: No SpongeBob, Show them your house!

SpongeBob Pulls down pants

Patrick: No Not you're TITS, Your House

Mom: he lives in a STRIP CLUB?

Dad: That's Unhealthy

Patrick: HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCKING BITCH!

Patrick: You wanna stay for dinner?

SpongeBob: YES

Dad: Does he always MASTURBATE after he eats?

Patrick: Hey SpongeBITCH? Do you have any mascara I could borrow?

Dad: The BITCH wears makeup?

Mom: What a FAGGET