(Somewhere in the middle of nowhere a couple is having a little argument…)

"That is all your fault."

"My fault? Who's idea was it to make a trip to Los Angeles?"

"Well, I have never been there before. But as far as I remember I wanted to fly. I didn't want to take that old piece of junk you call a car."

"And how did you want to pay the tickets?"

"I knew from the beginning we wouldn't make it to LA in that car."

"I knew it was a bad idea to spent the spring break with you."

"Then why did you agree to come with me?"

"Ehm, because…if you would have gone alone…I just knew you would get in big trouble…so I went along."

"Oh, now that you say so, I see I'm much better off with you. But wait, how does it come that I'm in the middle of NOWHERE with you and a broken down car? Shouldn't you make sure that there is no trouble?"

"Funny, really funny!"

"I knew something like this would happen. And what do we do now?"

"For starters you could stop yelling."

"Why? I don't think there is anybody around who would be disturbed."

"Yeah, but it is kind of difficult to think when you're screaming. We need to figure out what to do next."

"As far as I know we can't do much else than walk back to the next gas station."

"That is at least five miles."

"As a young athlete you shouldn't have any problem."

"Can't you just do something with your powers?"

"What do you think I should do? Threaten the car with my bad alien powers, so it will run again?"

"Forget it, let's just go."

(About an hour later…)

"How far is it Kyle?"

"How am I supposed to know?"

"If we ever get back to Roswell I'm going to kill you."

"Why don't you do that right now? At least I wouldn't have to hear your grumbling anymore."

"But who would carry my bag?"

(Finally at the gas station…)

"I can't believe we finally made it. I'll never walk again."

"You really need to get into a better shape."

"Hey carried your bag the whole way, just because you wouldn't leave it the car. As if somebody would want to steal your stuff."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Let's just call my dad, so he can pick us up."

"Here you can use my cell phone."


"Yes Kyle."

"Are you saying that you had the cell the whole time. We could just have called the wrecking service from the car?"



I was just bored and suddenly this idea popped in my head. It doesn't really make sense, but I hope you enjoyed it anyways.