Author's Note: It's about time I do a one-shot again! Well, here it is!

What I would say before the final Boss Battle in Portal

"Well, you found me," GLaDOS said as I entered the final room with her in it. "Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day? I guess we both know that isn't going to happen... You chose this path, and now I have a surprise for you."

"Alright," I said, "you listen here, you crazy computer! I can forgive most of the stuff you did to me. Attempting to kill me? Almost everyone who meets me does that. Sending me into a room full of live turrets? Been there, done that. Forced to burn the Companion Cube? That left me a little bit shaky, but otherwise good. But there's one thing you've done to me that's absolutely unforgivable!"

"And what would that be?" GLaDOS asked.

"You lied to me about cake," I growled. "For that, I'm going to kill you!"

I screamed as I dashed forward, my portal gun held high.