Disclaimer: I do hereby disclaim all rights and responsibilities for the characters in this bit of fun with funny bits... especially for the one who will probably never change. A nod of recognition is bent towards Rumiko Takahashi for her creative prowess.


Chapter 200: Uncontainable

Kagome's apartment had never been so clean—neat boxes stacked in neat piles, each bearing a neatly printed label. Her clutter was contained for the moment, although destined to be unleashed upon a new home. Their armoire also remained, awaiting movers who weren't due for another hour. The trusty antique bore several labels, each telling a tale:

'Armoire—master suite, north wall'

'AS IS... and proud of it!'

'Final tally: 19, checked and double-checked'

'Best. Investment. Ever.'

Even more telling were the suggestive sounds emanating from inside—a hum, a thrum, a growl, a groan—and one final sign that read...

'Happily Ever After'


End Notes: Originally posted on March 3, 2011. 100 words. Author's Note: This story was a joy to write, and sharing it with y'all only multiplied my delight. Thank you.