Chapter 9

Mouseygirl: (looks at self) Wow, it's good to be back in this fic and not have to deal with a bunch of rowdy OCs that want to sing.

Emma: Isn't that Johnny guy handsome?

Leah: Yeah…

Tails and Shadow: Phew!

Emma: FLUFFY!

Leah: SHADOW!

Both: (glomp)

Bishes: AAAAAAGH!

Mouseygirl: OFF MY SHADDY!

Mouseygirl: We have news on the Emma Poll. The votes have shifted to favor drugs. Vote now, because the truth is revealed next chapter!

Emma: (nervous) Anyway, most of our chapters have a lot cut out by Mouseygirl's editor-

Mouseygirl: AKA, my mom the grammar freak,

Emma: But, we aren't gonna pass this chapter through her.

Mouseygirl: Presenting… The Next Sonic: Truth or Dare, UNCUT!

Emma: See randomness! (shows scene of Silver in a mustard suit)

Silver: What? I don't even LIKE mustard!

Mouseygirl: Cheese! (shows scene of Leah in cheese suit)

Leah: What the (bleep)?

Emma: Epicness! (shows fight scene between Shadow and Tikal)

Tikal: I don't- (owned by Shadow)

Both girls: ALL UNCUT!

Shadow: …You're both crazy.

Mouseygirl: If we weren't all a little insane, this wouldn't be any fun!

Emma: Correct!

Mouseygirl: A review from a reviewer… hmm... who else COULD review something…

BoomBox Rocker:

im a girl with short hair too. or at least i was...*plays with sholder length hair*

anyways...daretime!

shadow: you. rouge. closet. no excuses

rouge: see above

knuckles and big: why are you 2 so dumb?

tikal: are you on drugs? if so smoke silver's quills

silver: read above potleaf!

blaze: here you go. *gives blaze 100 lbs of catnip*

sonic: death by spoon

tails: death by lardss (eggman) sitting on you

i will return!

Mouseygirl: GRRRRAGHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Eyes turn red, grows fangs and claws) DOSEN'T ANYONE SHARE THE PAIN OF A GIRL WITH SHORT HAIR RAWR! I SWEAR TO IBLY AND YIBLY, THE NEXT ONE TO-

Emma: …Ibly and Yibly? What is that?

Mouseygirl: (instantly back to normal) Oh, it's a thing I got from another fanfic that got deleted, and the author moved to a different site. Ibly is the fangirl god of fire, and Yibly is the fangirl god of ice.

Emma: Ahh. Anyway, Mouseygirl's sudden blow-up aside, let's get daring!

Shadow: Why would I make excuses?

Rouge: I need a good reason to do that with you.

Mouseygirl: I have a Chaos Emerald.

Rouge: Deal! (Goes with Shadow into the closet)

Knuckles: I'm not dumb!

Big: Froggy…

Mouseygirl: (sighs) Must I bring out the DVD?

Knuckles: What DVD?

Mouseygirl: I was in the fangirl crowd of jackattack555's "Sonic: Truth or Dare," So I got video of some of the best moments!

Shadow: Wait… so…

Mouseygirl: yep.

Emma: (pushes button, big movie screen comes up)

On Screen:

Knuckles: I'm not an idiot!

Jack: Really? What's two plus two?

Knuckles: Oof! Ummm…uhhhh…four!

Jack: Okay, what about eight plus nine?

Knuckles: Ah! But…that's DOUBLE DIGITS!AUGHHHHHHH!(collapses on ground)

In the real world:

Knuckles: Umm… I'M NOT STUPID!

Mouseygirl: The movies never lie!

Emma: What about that one time-

Mouseygirl: NEVER LIE

Emma: (shrugs) Whatever.

Tikal: Umm… no?

Silver: BLAZE THE REVEIWER CALLED ME A NAME AGAIN!

Blaze: Silver, handle it yourself; you're not a baby anymore!

Tikal: Umm… No?

Emma: Yeah, right…

Tikal: (seems to be stuck on one thing) Umm… No?

Mouseygirl: because the reviewer wants you to, Tikal, you have to!

Tikal and Silver: WHAT!

Emma: Do it!

Mouseygirl: Some of you have been wondering what our House of Dares looks like, so here is a description!

A large warehouse-like room with some different doors marked according to where they lead. Emma and Mouseygirl are standing in the center of the big room with the Sonic characters and Leah standing around in small groups. There is a pit where all of the fangirls and fanboys are. The door nearest to Sonic is labeled "Movie Room" Whilst the one closest to Jet, Wave and Storm is labeled "Assorted use Closet" the door across the fanpit is the front door. The walls reflect Mouseygirl's fangirlishness for Shadow, as they are red and black, while the ceiling and floor are yellow and blue. A large window in the back wall gives an amazing view of Downtown Seattle.

Mouseygirl: As for descriptions of Emma and me:

Mouseygirl is wearing a red and black shirt and a black, short skirt. She also wears Black, knee-high boots with red straps and black fingerless gloves. Her skirt has a belt attached on. The silver belt holds several things essential to being a Truth or Dare hostess. She also wears black, thick-rimmed glasses, adding to her mousy appearance. This teenage white mouse has out-of-control-frizzy brown hair that has black tips, signaling that she's dyed her hair before.

Emma wears a long sleeved, black shirt and black pants. Her shoes are regular tennis shoes. She has the same type of fingerless glove as Mouseygirl, and she has short, straight, blond hair. She wears a black headband in her hair. Her shirt has the fic's motto "Dare Cuz You Care" on the front in purple writing.

Mouseygirl: Sorry about the long delay, it's just that my internet connection was down while I wrote this, so I kind of have to make it a long chapter… So I'm gone now, bye! R&R!