A Little Affair At Night

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Why did I make this. Just why.

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Edward and Bella were both in love with each other. So much that one night, they were in the middle of the street. In the dead of night.

Midnight, to be exact.

"Oh Edward, you look so hot..." Bella exclaimed with glee as she noted the sparkles all over Edward's body.

Edward chuckled as he felt an erection popping up from Bella's sexiness. "Oh Bella, I want to squeeze you so hard until you explode..."

Bella giggled as she slapped Edward, teasing him slightly while giggling. "Edward, you silly! You're making me squeal with delight."

"Or am I? Hmmhmmmhmmhmm..." Edward stated as he grabbed Bella's transparents boobs, pulling her in for the kisser. "And now, my sweet Bella... I will show you how much my pingas strives for you..."

Just as the two lovers were about to kiss, Waluigi popped out of nowhere, beating both of the two characters down with his purple colored tennis racket.

"You guys are horrible characters? Why the hell did this stupid author thought it'd be a good idea to write this!" Waluigi angrily eclaimed as he walked down the street, disappearing into the darkness.

Edward and Bella both did not wake up, for they were dead.


Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: And now I'm sure there is a certain place in hell just waiting for me after writing this. Thanks for reading!