Author's Note

All right! I've come up with an idea that I think is different. This installment to my "True Twilight" crossover series is going to be comprised of several one-shots (a series of related, but separate stories in one thread), which will all fall under the general title of True Twilight: A Doctor's Work is Never Done. This first one is entitled, "Why me?" and it's about Jessica (Hamby) Compton's visit to Dr. Cullen's new supe clinic, and the elective procedure she has there. *giggle*

Note, for those of you who are new readers to my stories...go back and read, True Twilight: New Home, as it is the first installment of the series and will explain what the hell is happening here.

1 – True Twilight: New Home - complete

2 – True Twilight: Leah's New Sam – just started (one chapter so far)

3 – True Twilight: A Doctor's Work is Never Done – a series of one-shots (only #1 - "Why me?" posted)

All characters belong to their creators (Stephenie Meyer and Charlaine Harris), unless you don't recognize someone...then they're mine...or someone from another show/book. :p

Pairings - Pairing are as they are in the books/HBO series, though I reserve the right to play with them later...maybe...if I feel like it.

Cast of characters:

Twilight - Carlisle/Esme, Emmett/Rosalie, Jasper/Alice, Edward/Bella, Jacob/Renesmee, Seth (and possibly other characters from Twilight)

True Blood (Southern Vampire Mysteries) - Sookie/Eric (officially, but not willingly)...hehe...and Bill and Jessica (living together, but not together)…and more!

Rating - I've rated this M, because I don't know what the future holds (or, God forbid, if it'll even be continued)...but there's most definitely profanity within (if anyone's seen the HBO True Blood series, then you understand)...and...well...you're getting just a taste of lemon right here in the first one-shot. To be honest, I don't know if what I've written is allowable. I'd really like to rate it M+, but that doesn't seem to exist here.

POV - You will never, never, NEVER see "POV" at the top of one of my posts...that's yet another pet peeve of mine. If you can't tell whose POV it is, then I'm sorry (and shame on me)...I do my best to make it clear, but I tend to head-hop, which is just wrong, wrong, wrong (according to the publishers for first time publishees...is that a word)...but I've been told I do it "gracefully" (thanks Matera the Mad…who probably wouldn't be caught dead in here), so...cool! You'll have to be the judge of that on your own. And if you still can't tell whose mind I'm in, then...too bad! :p

So...if you find this fan fiction enjoyable...then read on. If not, then MOVE ON!


Posted: Thursday, 2 September 2010 (4,857 words/18.33 double-spaced pages in Word)


#1 - "Why me?"

Sitting in the waiting room of the Dr. Cullen's newly opened supe clinic, Jessica fidgeted. She'd dragged Bill along to her appointment (much to his discomfiture)—and Sookie and Hoyt too (they seemed fine with coming along)—had filled out the required paperwork (answering as much as she was capable), and was now just soooo nervous—and thinking, Why me?

"Can you not just sit still?" Bill hissed awkwardly. He was here only because Sookie had insisted that, as Jessica's father, he had the responsibility to attend her appointment—not to mention (too late), he'd have to pay for it.

Jessica forced herself to stop moving—but moments later her legs were vibrating again. Secretly she wondered if vampires could have RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome), because, if it was possible, she sure as fuck had it.

"Jessica!" Bill barked.

"All right!" she snapped—then inhaled deeply when warm fingers threaded through hers.

"Do you want me to come in with you, Jessica?" Hoyt asked. "Because, I can."

Jessica instantly nodded. "Yes!" Then she frowned. "Umm. No!" She shook her head. She wasn't sure what she wanted. Having Hoyt come to her appointment was wonderful, but she wasn't sure how she felt about him actually coming into the examination room. He'd seen her unclothed (obviously)—that was why they were here in the first place—but having him in the room, while she stripped down for another man to touch her... She shuddered with embarrassment. "I'm not sure."

"Did you want me to come in?" Bill asked (desperately hoping she did not).

"NO!" Jessica replied immediately. "Eww."

"I'll go in with you, Jessica," Sookie offered—after all, she knew what the appointment entailed (for the most part).

"Miss Compton," a smiling nurse said from the now open door.

Jessica stood up (as did Sookie), albeit as slowly as clotting blood.

Bill frowned, then stood up too. "Miss Compton?" he queried.

Jessica shrugged. "I wrote Compton...seemed silly to keep my parent's name when I can never see them again."

Bill frowned (he was still guilt-ridden over taking her life, though it hadn't been his fault), nodded his understanding, then sat down again as Jessica and Sookie followed the nurse.

"That girl will be the death of me," he mumbled—which caused Hoyt to grin.

XxXxX

Clutching Sookie's arm (just short of bruising it), Jessica followed the young nurse. They stopped at a scale, weighed her (108.5 lbs.), got her height (5'8" on the nose), then waited as the nurse pushed a few buttons on the digital scale.

"What're you doin'?" Jessica asked nervously.

Smiling, the nurse said, "Sending your information to Dr. Cullen's computer," as she made some notes on the papers in her hands. "Now, you're just a smidge underweight, Miss Compton," the nurse drawled as she tapped her pen on paperwork. Your BMI is just 16.5."

Jessica frowned. "What's that mean?"

"Well," the woman said, "for starters, BMI stands for Body Mass Index, and it provides us with a reliable indicator of body fat. It's used to screen for weight categories that may lead to health problems. You should probably eat more, dear."

Jessica snorted, then giggled and looked at Sookie. Sookie's eyes connected with Jessica's, then she frowned at the nurse. "She's a vampire."

"Oh," the nurse said, her face reddening. "Sorry." Then, glancing down at Jessica's chart, she sighed. "Oh, well, you forgot to mark this here box on your paperwork," she said as she tipped the clipboard, so that they could see the section that detailed what type of being a patient was, and pointed. "See?"

Leaning in, Sookie and Jessica both nodded.

"So," the nurse went on, "which type are ya?"

"Excuse me?" Jessica was confused—she was busy looking over the entire list of choices (and wondering why this was happening to her).

After scanning the sheet, Jessica went back to vampire, then frowned at the choices following—Type-F, Type-N, Dhampir, Other—because she still wasn't sure which box to mark. Frowning, she looked at Sookie. "What the fuck's a Dhampir?"

Sookie shook her head and shrugged, then looked up at the nurse. "Vampire type?" she questioned. They'd recently learned that there was more than one type of vampire, but the paperwork didn't explain.

The nurse sighed, then shook her head. "This is all so new to me," she said. Then, marking the box in front of vampire, she went on. "I'm not really supposed to ask. They made me sign some legal papers about confidentiality," she whispered, glancing around the hallway. "So, why don't we just leave that part blank and let the doctor fill it out, all right?"

Both Sookie and Jessica nodded.

Smiling, the nurse turned and gestured for them to follow, taking them down a hall and into an office. "If you'll just wait here, Dr. Cullen will be in shortly."

"Thank you," Sookie said, then pulled out a chair and sat down. Jessica, on the other hand, started pacing. "Jessica, sit down."

"I can't. I'm nervous." Then, her eyes filling with tears, Jessica said, "I've never done this before, Sookie."

Sookie smiled, then grabbed a tissue off Dr. Cullen's desk and stood up. Touching Jessica's arm, she handed her the tissue, then said, "There's nothing to be nervous about, Jessica. The exam's not fun, and it's kind of embarrassing, the first time at least, but it's not painful."

"No, Sookie, it's gonna hurt me. Don't you remember yer first time?"

Sookie frowned.

"It's like I'm a virgin every fuckin' time," Jessica whispered. "It's awful! Why did this have to happen to me?" she whined.

Sookie shook her head. "I've heard a girl's first experience can be...uncomfortable—"

Jessica snorted.

"—but mine wasn't. Bill made it quite enjoyable."

At this Jessica's face contorted. "Eww. Parent sex. I don't wanna hear 'bout you and Bill fucking!" she exclaimed with disgust.

"It wasn't fucking, Jessica," Sookie protested. "It was beautiful, and I loved every minute of it."

Jessica rolled her eyes. "Well, why aren'tcha still with him then, if he's so great?"

Sookie frowned. "We've already gone over this. A lot of shit happened and—"

"Like you marrying Eric?" Jessica interrupted.

Sookie bit her lip, but nodded. "Among other things. And it was just...impossible to be with Bill anymore. I'm sorry, honey," she said, squeezing Jessica's arm.

Jessica pouted. Just like any other teenager, she didn't like the thought of her parents being separated—even if these two people weren't really her parents. "He still loves you, you know?" she finally said, her forehead pinching with pain. "Bill, I mean."

Sookie tried to smile, but her heart clenched with an ache that was all too familiar. "I know," she whispered with a nod (she could feel that he did—she saw it in his eyes every time he looked at her). Then she shook her head sadly and took Jessica's hand. "But, sweetie, there's no going back. I'm with Eric now, and Bill has to move on. We all do."

Jessica frowned. "But you still love him...don't you?" she persisted. When Sookie looked away, she went on. "I know that you do. There's no use hidin' it."

Sookie, her eyes burning with tears, blinked hard, then looked back at Jessica and gave a clipped nodded. "A girl always loves her first."

Jessica bit her lip. "Do you think that's true? For always?"

Sookie shrugged. "I think so," she said—then frowned. "But...don't you dare tell him!"

Frowning, Jessica opened her mouth to argue, but closed it quickly, her head snapping to the door when she heard a hand on the knob.

"Good evening, ladies," Dr. Cullen said as he entered his office. "Sorry to keep you waiting. There was a bit of confusion over paperwork." Flipping open Jessica's thin file, he flashed a perfect grin at them. "I haven't had a chance to go over some of the forms with our staff yet, since we've only just opened," he said, pulling out a few papers. "But let's get these done. Where's Bill?"

Sookie glanced at Jessica, then back at the doctor. "Jessica didn't want him to come in."

"I'd prefer Sookie," Jessica said. "Is that okay?"

The man nodded. "Oh sure, that's fine. But, since you're technically a minor, and a newborn, and he's the responsible party, he does have to sign everything. Do you understand?"

"Of course I do," Jessica snapped. "I'm not fuckin' stupid!"

"Jessica!" Sookie hissed, her face turning pink as she frowned at the belligerent redhead. "The doc's just asking questions. Be polite!" she scolded in a motherly fashion.

Jessica bit her lip and, though she did not blush (because she couldn't), managed to look contrite—which caused the doctor to smile—then she nodded. "I'm sorry. Sometimes I can't help myself."

"That's quite all right," Carlisle said, amusement on this perfect face. "But it is required, Jessica. Technically, it's against the law for vampires to practice medicine, but, after reviewing my longtime experience in the medical field, I've been granted a temporary license in the state of Louisiana, providing that I adhere to their extremely stringent rules and regulations. It's not always ideal, but it is what it is, right?

Jessica nodded.

"This means, however, that we need to do everything by the book, including having parental consent for treatment, which, in your case, would be Bill."

"And Sookie. I put her down as my mother," Jessica said pointing at the papers on the doctor's desk.

Carlisle glanced at the paperwork and frowned. "Well unfortunately, Jessica, Sookie's not capable of physically or mentally controlling you, so she can't actually sign any of the consent forms.

"But why?" Jessica whined, her eyes filling with tears.

"Because it would be illegal," he answered matter-of-factly. Then taking a tissue from the box, he handed it to the bloody girl. "But you can still put Sookie as your mother on the paperwork, if you'd like, and she can still be an emergency contact, and come to all your appointments."

Jessica sniffled, then smiled and nodded. "Thanks doc. And I'm really sorry," she said, her eyes filling again.

"Don't worry about it, Jessica. I know that this is a very confusing time. I completely understand. But, please call me Carlisle," he said. "We are, after all, friends, right?"

Jessica nodded again. "Yes, of course."

Carlisle smiled. "All right then," he said as he slid the papers across his desk. "You are a Type-F vampire. The F stands for fanged. You do have fangs...correct?" he asked, looking up at her from the paperwork.

At this Jessica's fangs snapped out and Carlisle leaned forward to look at them. "That is just fascinating. I've read all the lore, but thought it was just that. I would like to examine them later, if you don't mind?"

Jessica shrugged. "Don't matter none to me."

"And the tears? Those are typical of your kind?" he asked.

Jessica wiped at them and glanced at the tissue, now red with her bloody tears, then nodded.

"Hmph! Interesting. We don't produce tears," he said as he jotted that information down, then looked over the paper. "I see that you're using the Compton name."

Jessica nodded.

"It does make things easier. My children have all chosen to take the Cullen name, for the most part. I'm sure that you've pleased Bill very much."

Jessica smiled—hoping it was so.

"Date of change?" Carlisle went on.

"November 2008."

"How about extra gifts?"

Jessica frowned. "Gifts?"

Carlisle nodded. "Yes. Edward is a telepath like Sookie and I'm told that Eric can fly. What about you?"

Jessica shook her head. "I'm nothin' special."

Carlisle wrote something down, then shrugged. "Sometimes these things develop later, sometimes not. You'll let us know later, if anything changes?"

Jessica nodded.

"All right now. The reason for your visit today. From what you said on the phone, intercourse is painful every time?"

Jessica nodded (completely mortified), her tears coming once again. "I'll forever be a fucking virgin!"

"Well, that's what we're here to correct today, right?"

Jessica glanced at Sookie, who smiled encouragingly, then looked back at Carlisle and nodded again. "Y-yes. But...I'm scared."

Carlisle smiled. "Well, try not to be. First," he said, standing up and holding out a hand to the young woman who was seated (and terrified), "I'll need to examine you, to know the extent of the problem. That part might be uncomfortable, but it shouldn't be painful. And we're lucky because Alice has already told me what will permanently solve the condition. Then, after the exam, we'll talk about how to proceed."

Nodding, Jessica (and Sookie) stood and followed the doctor to the door that he now held open for them, then down the hall to another room.

Once in the room, Carlisle opened a cabinet, pulled out something folded, then handed it to the frightened young woman. "If you'll undress from the waist down, then hop up on the table, I'll be right back."

Frowning, Jessica nodded, but when the door closed behind him she looked at Sookie with panic. "I think I've changed my mind. Let's just get out of here."

Sookie shook her head. "No. We're not leaving," Sookie said, grabbing Jessica's arm and gently pushing her toward the table (she knew Jessica could just push past her, but Jessica's impulse control issues were improving daily). "I know you're scared, but you want this. I promise you. And I'll be right here."

"You promise you won't leave me?"

Sookie rolled her eyes. "I'm here, aren't I?" she said, "And on my night off too. You owe me."

Jessica nodded, then slowly undressed and sat down on the table. "What do I do with this?" she asked, holding up the largest paper towel she'd ever seen and thinking, why me?

Sookie giggled as she took the drape from Jessica, opened it completely, then lay it over the young woman to provide her the slightest bit of modesty. "Relax, Jessica, you're acting like someone's going to yank out your fangs."

Jessica's eyes widened and her hands slapped over her mouth. "Bite your tongue, Sookie!" came her muffled words, then she too giggled. They were still giggling when they heard a tap on the door.

"Come in," Sookie called when Jessica said nothing.

"Hi," Alice said as she (and an older nurse) breezed into the room. "I'm here to assist, if necessary...and Nurse Ratched here," she said, gesturing at the scowling woman who'd entered the room with her, "is going to take some blood."

The nurse frowned at this, but came forward, drew the required amount of blood (with Alice looking away), then quickly left the exam room, mumbling, "God damned vampires!" as she went.

"Why that old bitty insisted on following Dr. Ludwig over here, is beyond me," Alice complained. "Her disposition is even more foul than the dwarf's. And that's pretty pathetic!"

"Now Alice," Carlisle said as he slipped into the room. "That's not very nice. You know how difficult it was to gain Dr. Ludwig's approval. Let's try not to chase her away just yet."

Alice grinned. "Don't worry, Carlisle, they're staying...horrible as they are."

"Alice is right though, you know," Sookie added. "I was once treated by Dr. Ludwig when I was clawed by a maenad...she was able to heal me, but she's a right nasty creature herself."

Carlisle chuckled. "I have noticed," he said with a wide grin. Then looking at Jessica, he went on. "All right then, shall we get this under way?"

Jessica swallowed, then nodded reluctantly.

"Lie back then, and put your heels in these," he said, pulling the two stirrups from the table and extending them, then putting on some gloves and sitting down. "I'm going to insert two fingers into your vagina, Jessica. It won't hurt, but I need to determine how to proceed."

Squeezing her eyes shut, Jessica nodded, but jumped—nearly to the ceiling—when she felt the man's fingers push into her and then hit her barrier. In a blink, Jessica's fangs extended and she growled—and then her teeth began snapping at Alice when the tiny woman jumped on her chest to restrain her. Then she let out a blood-cuddling scream of protest.

Carlisle immediately stopped what he was doing, and in the next second, the door flew open and Bill (and Hoyt) were standing there as well.

"What have you done to Jessica?" Bill demanded angrily, his fangs extended. His gaze went to where Jessica lay (her legs spread wide), with Alice Cullen on top of her, then he quickly looked away.

"Well, nothing yet," Carlisle said with a chuckle as he removed his gloves and tossed them in the trash. Standing, he turned to face the angry man. "Are you coming in or going out?" he asked.

Bill just stared at him.

"Please choose one or the other, then close the door," Carlisle continued, then gestured at the open doorway. "So that those passing in the hall don't get the same view that you just did."

"Jessica, are you all right?" Bill asked, the stress in his voice quite obvious.

Jessica had pulled her heels from the stirrups and had her legs crossed, and her hands were covering her face. "Oh my God," she cried. "I am sooo embarrassed. Why is this happening to me?"

"Jessica?" Bill repeated. "Shall I stay?"

Vigorously, she shook her head. "No, no...please go." She was sobbing now, but she was able to retract her fangs.

Glad to go, Bill turned and fled (grabbing Hoyt as he went and taking the younger man with him).

"Imagine that, I big strong vampire afraid of a woman's anatomy," Sookie said with a snort of mirth.

"I'm glad you find this so fucking funny, Sookie," Jessica snapped, hurt and anger in her voice.

"Ah, honey, I'm not laughing at you," Sookie said, dabbing at the blood running rivulets into Jessica's hair. "It's Bill that I'm laughing at. I'm sorry."

Alice grinned. "This is a new experience for all of us, but I'm sure it's different when it's your own daughter lying on the table." Her eyes went to Carlisle. "Was it strange with Bella?" she asked—as if she'd never considered it before (she hadn't)—remembering Bella's broken and bleeding (and dying) body lying naked on the table they had set up for her at their home in Forks.

Carlisle shook his head. "Alice, I've been a doctor for a very long time now; over a hundred years. That kind of thing no longer matters to me. To be honest, it never really did. I'll admit that Bella's case was extremely terrifying, and that yes, the fear was worsened by my love for her, but seeing her without clothing was neither here nor there. Exposure to nudity is just part of the job description. And, we hardly had time to think about anything except keeping her...with us," he continued, for lack of a better word (alive didn't fit). "Edward did an excellent job. I'm not sure I could have done better. But, it's different for Bill, I'd assume. He not a doctor and seeing his daughter like this must be uncomfortable for him."

"For HIM!" Jessica cried. "Oh my God, if I wasn't already dead, I think I'd die of embarrassment."

Reaching out, Dr. Cullen took Jessica's legs and maneuvered them back into the stirrups, then smoothed the drape back over her. She was terrified, but let him help her, whining, "I'm so sorry," over and over again.

Carlisle smiled sympathetically. "Not to worry, Jessica, there's absolutely nothing to be sorry about. But let's get this over with, shall we? Alice, why don't you hop down and we'll try this again."

Tentatively, Alice climbed off Jessica's chest, but kept herself in contact with the woman (just in case), and Sookie held Jessica's hand reassuringly.

"Okay, Jessica, what I'd like to do is look at you," Carlisle said as he slipped on another glove and squirted some lubricant onto his fingers. "I'll have to touch you, but please don't become alarmed. You're very sensitive down there; that's normal for a girl your age. But I promise this won't hurt. And I won't do anything that I haven't told you about first."

Jessica bit her lip, but nodded—and cringed when she felt the man's fingers gently probing. But he was right, it didn't hurt at all.

"All right, Jessica," he said after his limited exam (there was no way she could take a speculum into her body at this point). Removing his slick gloves, he pulled out a fresh pair and pulled them on. "We're finished with the easy part. I'm afraid your hymen is quite intact—"

"My what?" Jessica asked with a frown.

Carlisle smiled, then backtracked. Turning, he pulled out a diagram card to show the young woman a cross-section of that part of her body. Though quite embarrassed (she'd been home-schooled prior to her change and her mother had never covered any of this), she at least seemed interested.

"The hymen or the vaginal corona, is a fold of mucous membrane—"

"Carlisle," Alice interrupted with a roll of her eyes, indicating that Jessica didn't need things explained that fully.

"Sorry," he said with another smile—which Jessica returned nervously. "The hymen is a thin lining that surrounds or partially covers the external vaginal opening. Usually a very thin piece of skin," he said, using words he was sure she'd understand.

Jessica frowned. "Shouldn't that be gone now...since I've had sex and all?"

Carlisle nodded. "Well yes, at your biological age it should be nearly gone, even before intercourse, depending on other factors. But yours is somewhat more like that of a younger girl; thin, smooth, delicate, and nearly translucent. Except that..." He frowned.

"Except what?" Jessica asked.

"Well, though it is thin and translucent, it doesn't seem to be delicate," he said, continuing to frown. "When I touch it, it hardly gives at all. And it's obviously hypersensitive."

"Oh my God, you don't even fucking know," Jessica cursed. "It hurts like a motherfucker!"

Sighing, Carlisle went on. "Yes. Obviously. Can I assume that your body regenerates itself if injured?" he asked. He'd been reading the lore and myths surrounding "vampires" and, though fascinated, he'd found that he couldn't believe half of what he read and wanted to see firsthand before truly believing.

Jessica nodded. "I can show you," she offered excitedly, her fangs popping out again. "It's really cool." Then, before they could confirm or deny that they wanted to see, Jessica bit into her own wrist. Not drinking from herself, she quickly pulled her arm from her mouth, her lips covered with blood, then held it out for them to see. Sure enough, the puncture wounds mended themselves right before their very eyes.

Alice's eyes widened. "Didn't that hurt?" she asked curiously.

Jessica shrugged. "Well yeah...kind of. But the pain's different now that I'm a vampire. I sort of...like it." She looked away, embarrassed again.

"And yet you have this eternal virgin problem," Sookie added.

"Oh no, it won't be eternal. Carlisle can and will fix this," Alice said with a smile and a gentle pat on Jessica's now healed arm.

Carlisle nodded at this. "Yes, Alice saw how to rectify the problem, so not to worry. However, I'm afraid that, because your hymen is completely intact, and quite thick, it will be uncomfortable when I break it."

"Uncomfortable?" Jessica wailed. "It's gonna fucking hurt! I've been through this already. I know! Why me?" she whined yet again.

"Here," Sookie said, rolling up her sleeve and placing her forearm in front of Jessica's face. "Bite down on this."

Jessica's eyes widened and her fangs popped out again—this time with hunger shining in her blue eyes.

Alice frowned at this. She absolutely didn't like the idea of allowing Jessica to bite Sookie (Sookie's arm wouldn't heal like Jessica's had—or so she thought). "Umm, Carlisle, it'll be easier if..." She let her voice trail off, but Carlisle got the gist—and Sookie figured it out too.

Sookie snorted. "If you do that to her, then she's really gonna need to bite me," the blonde said. "It sort of comes with sex for them," she whispered when their faces remained blank. "If you...stimulate her...then yes, it'll probably hurt her less, but she will have to bite me." Pausing for a second to glance at Jessica, she looked back at Carlisle. "But it's okay. I've been bitten before."

"What are you guys talking about?" Jessica whined, not happy that they were talking about her as if she wasn't lying there half naked.

"Honey," Sookie said as she smoothed Jessica's hair back off her terrified face. "Do you remember how good it felt when you and Hoyt...you know...had sex the first time?"

Jessica frowned, then nodded. "After we got goin', yeah, but first—"

"Well, we were thinking that...maybe if we...or you...you know..."

Jessica just stared at her, aghast at the suggestion.

Carlisle frowned. "Maybe Mr. Fortenberry could...come back in and help us out here," he proposed, thinking that Jessica might be more comfortable.

But Jessica's eyes rounded, further mortified (which she didn't think was even possible), and she shook her head. "No...please," she whispered. "Ain't there already enough of ya'll in here?" she asked (begged), thinking that she definitely couldn't take the humiliation of having Hoyt... Why me? she thought self-pityingly.

Alice rolled her eyes. "Just get her started, Carlisle, she'll take over...I promise."

Jessica turned her head toward Alice, her eyes confused and questioning. She knew what they were talking about, but she hadn't put two and two together yet—until she felt the man's gloved (and relubricated) fingers touching her again. But this time they were not being inserted into her vagina. Her eyes widening, Jessica's immediate reaction was to jump away, but Alice had a tight hold on her and she couldn't move. Embarrassed, Jessica snarled and fought against Alice for a moment, then, trying to kick out, realized her ankles had been secured to the stirrups (when, she didn't know). And then, when she made to scream, Alice's hand slapped over her mouth.

"Shhh," Alice cooed as she completely restricted all of Jessica's movements (including her mouth). "There's no reason to be embarrassed, Jessica, Carlisle's a doctor. And we're vampires...sex is part of who we are."

Then, when Alice felt Jessica's teeth trying to a bite out at her (and failing because her skin was too hard), she pulled her hand back (to protect the girl) and shook her finger in Jessica's face. "Uh-uh. Don't do that!" the pixied-sized vampire scolded. "You'll lose your fangs if you do that. My skin isn't as soft as yours."

Red tears forming in Jessica's eyes, she bit her lip instead, causing it to bleed (which Sookie quickly wiped away).

"You should see the carryings on in our house," Alice went on, forgetting Jessica's attempt at taking a bit out of her and ignoring the tears. "Emmett and Rosalie are the worst," she said. "I think they've christened just about every surface of the place. And you've seen Edward and Bella...right at the table in the middle of my dinner party."

At this, Jessica's lip quirked up slightly, causing both Sookie and Alice to smile.

"See now, there's no need to fight this. Just let it take you."

Jessica tried to nod, but ended up squeezing her eyes closed instead, now feeling the pleasure building where the man's fingers were massaging her. Her breaths coming in pants now, she groaned, then opened her eyes again. Avoiding eye contact with both Carlisle and Alice, she shifted her gaze to Sookie. Then, embarrassed by the fact that she was actually enjoying what was happening to her, she buried her face under her hands.

"Touch yourself, Jessica," Sookie encouraged, taking the redhead's hand and guiding it down between her legs. God knew there was plenty of pleasure to be found in her own body when Eric wasn't around.

Jessica protested the act for a second (her mother would have told her it was disgusting and immoral)—but then, when Carlisle reached out with his free hand and forced her to take over, she seemed to lose whatever embarrassment she'd been feeling and did exactly what Alice said she would do—she took over. Her thighs parting further, so that her fingers could slide through her slick folds, and her head thrown back, her pretty blue eyes glazed over in her pleasure, Jessica found her rhythm and drove herself quickly over the edge. With the speed of a vampire, it took just moments—a woman always knew her own body better than anyone else did—two things happening immediately afterward; first, her fangs slid into Sookie's arm, causing Sookie to gasp (and Alice, though curious, to look away), and second, Carlisle's venom-covered, gloved fingers slid into Jessica's vagina, piercing her hymen (and probing around)—and sealing up the wound so that Jessica Compton would never again have this problem—ever!

The End (of THIS one shot—more to follow in this thread)


Please, please, PLEASE point out the typos! Thanks all! =)


Author's Response to Questions, Comments, and Reviews (here's to hoping ya'll will come back and read them)

christie122 (9/2/2010) – I didn't see any typos. :) This turned out better than I imagined when we were talking about the idea! *~*~*~* Cool...so glad the teacher missed any typos that there might be. *grin* And...double cool, that I was able to make it better than expected. I know we talk and then I just sort of do what I want...but I'm sure you like it that way, so you're surprised and all. Half the time I think you're the only one reading anyway, so, as long as you like it, then I'm good. =)

GoddessD (9/12/2010) – Nice one shot! I like how Carlisle was able to fix Jessica. I always feel bad for her. *~*~*~* Thanks, Goddess! =) Stay tuned for the next "one shot"...oh wait...HERE it is! =)

Twilightdragoness (9/16/2010) – Just check and found that you'd posted this. I think it was well done. I'm just glad someone else knows what a Dhamphir actually is. Sorry if I misspelled that. Can't wait for more stuff both in the main story line and in these fillers that cover some of the side stuff. *~*~*~* LOL. I'm always wondering about that too, Dragoness...about the dhampir thing...but I came across the term a few years back while researching mythological creatures for something I hope to have published (someday...*crosses fingers*). But, here's some of what Wikipedia has to say about the subject.

A Dhampir in Balkan folklore is the child of a vampire father and a human mother. The term is sometimes spelled dhampyre, dhamphir, or dhampyr. Dhampir powers are similar to those of vampires, but without the usual weaknesses. Dhampirs are supposed to be adept at killing and detecting vampires.

In recent vampire fiction, Dhampir (or sometimes "dampeer" or dunpeal due to translation difficulties with the Japanese anime Vampire Hunter D and its sequel) refers to any hybrid of one human and one vampire parent; they are half-breeds, not vampires themselves.

Etymology – The word Dhampir is believed to derive directly from Albanian Language pij or pirё which means to drink, and dhёmbё or dham which means teeth, thus dhampir, to drink with teeth.

Nomenclature – The word "dhampir" is associated with Balkan folklore, as described by T. P. Vukanović. In the rest of the region, terms such as Serbian vampirović, vampijerović, vampirić (thus, Bosnian lampijerović, etc.) literally meaning "vampire's son", are used. In other regions the child is named "Vampir" if a boy and "Vampiresa" if a girl, or "Dhampir" if a boy and "Dhampiresa" if a girl. In Bulgarian folklore, numerous terms such as glog (lit. "hawthorn"), vampirdzhiya ("vampire" + nomen agentis suffix), vampirar ("vampire" + nomen agentis suffix), dzhadadzhiya and svetocher are used to refer to vampire children and descendants, as well as to other specialized vampire hunters.

Origin – In the Balkans it is believed that male vampires have a great desire for women, so a vampire will return to have intercourse with his wife or with a woman he was attracted to in life. Indeed, in one recorded case, a Serbian widow tried to blame her pregnancy on her late husband, who had supposedly become a vampire, and there were cases of Serbian men pretending to be vampires in order to reach the women they desired. In Bulgarian folklore, vampires were sometimes said to deflower virgins as well. A vampire may also move to a village where nobody knows him and marry and have children there. The sexual activity of the vampire seems to be a peculiarity of South Slavic vampire belief as opposed to other Slavs, although a similar motif also occurs in Belarusian legends.

Features – Some traditions specify signs by which the children of a vampire can be recognized. Serbian legends state they have untamed dark or black hair and lack a shadow. In Bulgarian folklore, possible indications include being "very dirty", having a soft body, no nails and bones (the latter physical peculiarity is also ascribed to the vampire itself), and "a deep mark on the back, like a tail". In contrast, a pronounced nose was often a sign, as were larger than normal ears, teeth or eyes. According to J. Gordon Melton, from his book, The Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead, in some areas, a true dhampir possessed a "slippery, jelly-like body and lived only a short life—a belief that vampires have no bones."

Obviously I'm NOT going with the "features." Sheesh! How horrible is that! But then, Meyer doesn't much go with the typical characteristics of vampires, so I figure I can do whatever the hell I want, huh? *grin*

Alana84 (9/17/2010) – Pretty great one-shot about Carlisle helping Jessica with her little "woman problem", well written like all of your stories and pretty damn hilarious as well, kudos! Looking forward to read more, so please update soon… *~*~*~* I'm working on the next one-shot...a couple of them actually...not sure which one will come next...could be "Fangs for the Complications" or "Insomnia." It was going to be the former, but now I'm thinking the latter would fit better (timewise). We'll see! =) What are they about, you ask? Well...I'm not tellin'! :p Well...I would tell, if you ask through a PM. =)

Sakura Lisel (10/17/2010) – Wait, what does she mean by she'll forever be a virgin? What about all the times she's been with Hoyt? Or haven't they gotten to THAT stage in their relationship yet? Even vampire girls should stop physically being virgins when that happens. *lol* *~*~*~* LOL. Yes, Sakura...you would think, after Jessica's time with Hoyt, that she'd be officially devirginated, but...NOPE! If you watched season two of True Blood, then you'd know that that's not the case. Later, after their first time together, they try to have sex at Bill Compton's house, but it hurts her and she figures out that "it grew back" (her hymen). Because she was a virgin when she was turned, her hymen naturally repairs itself every time it's broken. Sad, huh? But I fixed it! Or rather...Dr. Cullen fixed it with a little of his venom. *grin* Does that make sense now?

And thanks to the following members who have added my story to his/her "favorites" and/or "story alerts" – VanityFxck123, tnc94, Twilightdragoness, and Alana84.

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