"Maggie," said Jasper conspiratorially at lunch, "Hunter O'Herlihy is staring at you." Maggie blushed. "Don't tell me you're seriously considering it," he groaned.

"Oh, you know," she sang. "He's kind of hot." Jasper rolled his eyes.

"But he's so dumb."

"Not when it comes to some things," she persisted. Henry droned them out and turned his head to wink at his secret boyfriend.