The next day, their at school, Santana, Noah, and Tina are sitting in science. Its a lab day, and the three of them have managed to set it up to where they work together. Noah is in the middle, doing all the work even, while the two girls gossip over him. Tina says something about how she brought Artie to school this morning, and wishes that he would finally kiss her. Santana quickly shoots back with, "Forget him, just Brooke yourself. Much easier, much more pleasing nine times out of ten." Noah once again gives them a weird look, them not even noticing. He snaps about them needing to pull their own weight, and they quickly shut up, moving to read the instructions.
It's in the choir room when he hears the odd saying again. Mike & Matt are sitting up in the corner, with Mercedes and Kurt sitting in front of them. Its not hard to tell what matt & Mike are talking about, based off their body language. Kurt and Mercedes must have figured out the talk to, cause Kurt snaps off with, "Silly boys. You don't stand a chance with that girl. Might as well just get used to Brooke." There it was again, Brooke. What the fuck were these girls talking about? He was determined to find out.
He brings it up that night, while Rachel and him are laying in bed, naked and sweaty. "Babe, what is this whole Brooke thing you girls keep talking about? Do I know her? Should I know her?" Rachel immediately starts to laugh, not knowing if she should tell him or not. She lays her hand on his chest, looking up at him. "Baby, brooking yourself is when you...you know...take care of yourself."
He looks at her like shes crazy, before she sees the flash of understanding flash across his face. "Oh, so its when you masturebate? Why do you girls have to have such weird ways of wording things? Why couldn't you just say that?" "Well, it may not be conventional Noah, but its much better then some of the things you boys say." "What? Jacking off and beating your meat isn't that bad!"
"Whatever you say Noah. I am sure you haven't been having to... See Jack or Brooke lately, right?" He smiles down at her, knowing what she's asking. "Hell no baby! You fill all my needs, haven't needed my hand since the first time you worked your Brooking on me."