Rat, who'd been one of Naruto's most frequent minders since the day the child was born, winced as he watched Naruto try to pee in the training toilet that had been brought in the day Naruto had turned two. Naturally, it was getting everywhere but the toilet, because Naruto was no-longer the little boy he'd, she'd, been the day before. Grabbing the kid and plunking it down on the little training toilet before it could make too big a mess, he went in search of a mop with which to clean up the urine that had already hit the floor.

And, potty training had been going so well...

Edited 7-31-17