"Baachan, I've got a question to ask." Naruto who'd recently returned to the village had said upon trampling through the door of the Hokage's office without invitation.

"What is it Naruto?" Tsunade asked with a sigh, knowing that whatever question the teenager had would undoubtedly cause an even bigger headache than the one her paperwork was causing her.

"When I'm a girl, I get my period." Naruto said, remembering the times he'd had to pack feminine hygiene supplies "Just in case".

"Yes...?" Tsunade said, giving a "go on" gesture, wondering exactly where the currently male child was going with this.

"Having a period means I can have babies, right?" Naruto asked.

"Yes.' Tsunade replied, glad that Naruto had apparently paid attention when he'd received The Talk.

"So, what would happen if I got pregnant and turned into a man while I was pregnant?" Naruto asked.

Tsunade's mind came to a screeching halt as several possibilities hit it at once. Without even thinking about it, her hand fished into her desk, grabbed a bottle, popped it open, and put it up to her lips at which point she drained it on reflex.