Disclaimer : S. Meyer owns Twilight. I just use her characters to fuck up the situation.
A/N : Sorry for my grammar – I am under 15 and not a Native speaker( and I SERIOUSY need a Beta. )
I Hate Fairytales Chapter 1.
"Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince on the quest for his true love -''
Leah made gagging noises on the backround.
" Leah would you please shut up? "
" Whatever... " she huffed.
" My Jacob, please continue. "
" Oh please, my Jacob... " mocked Leah with a girly voice.
" Fuck off..."
Nessie looked at me with wonder.
" Please don't tell your father..."
" As you please my Jacob. Could you continue now? "
" ' Course " I replied and I gazed at the book before me.
" His name was Edward, and he was the son of a faraway king. His father became weaker and weaker day by day so he's son had to find a wife. Unless he did that he could not become his father's successor, and his worst enemy would take his place as a king.
His name was James III and he was an evil and greedy man. He was not interested in the country – the only thing that he held interest in was money and power.
Prince Edward searched for his queen around his father's land for weeks. A lot of women held interest in him – but he did not. Prince Edward found them either too boring or too predictable. Lady Jessica – for instance – was a beautiful girl, with lots of virtues but a lot of defects , too. Lady Angela was a pretty, smart girl, but she was too uptight. Lady Lauren was the most beautiful of them all, but the most bad – mannered too, she was not a lady, at all. "
" B-O-R-I-N-G! "
I shot her a death glare and continued.
" Prince Edward was starting to feel tired after his constant failures, and searched for a place to spend the night. He found an inn at the end of the town and knocked on the front door. A beautiful girl answered the door. She had brown wavy hair, and big chocolate brown eyes. Her name was Isa-. "
" For crying out loud will you stop interrupting me? "
" Isabitch – sorry Nessie – Isabella let him in."
'' Nessie it's past bedtime. " Bella entered the room.
" But momma - ''
'' Nessie … "
Ness frowned and hugged me.
'' Goodbye my Jacob. "
Leah rolled her eyes and walked out of the house.
'' Bye kiddo. " I kissed her cheek and followed Leah.
We walked silently till we arrived to the forest.
" What's your problem, anyway? " I asked her watching her starting to unbutton her shirt while looking at the forest a head of us.
" With what ? "
" Fairytales. "
She glared at me.
" I hate them " .