Boyfriend Stealer

A Kirk/Spock slashfic

A/N: I watched a few you tube vids and this popped into my mind. (FML my comp won't let me put you tube as one word.)


James T. Kirk had a confession to make.

He was completely and utterly in love with his first officer, Spock.

He didn't want to admit this to anyone, but he couldn't hold it in anymore. He went down to sickbay and looked around.

"Bones?" he asks

"Jim? God…What do you want?" Bones asks, coming over to him.

"Well you don't have to be rude…" Jim says

Bones sighed, "Alright, alright. Sorry" he says, "What is it?" he asks

"I have a…confession…to make" Jim says, sitting down in a chair. He looked up at his best friend.

"Well get to it. I have work to do, Jim" Bones says, leaning on the wall.

"I'm in love" Jim says. Bones' eyes widened.

"Well whose the unlucky girl this time? Slut number….5,601?" Bones asks. Jim sighed.

"Bones…this is serious" Jim says. "I'm in love. Completely, utterly, and irreversibly in love" Jim says. Bones raised an eyebrow.

"Fine. I'll humor you. Who is she?" Bones asks

"Well…it's not exactly a…she" Jim says. Bones, who had been taking a swig of whiskey, did a spit-take.

"It's a guy?" Bones asks

"Yeah…" Jim says. Bones regained his composure.

"Do…do I know him?" Bones asks.

"A little" Jim says

"It's not me is it?" Bones asks. Kirk shook his head.

"What? No…that would just be weird" he says, leaning back in the chair.

"Well who is it?" Bones asks, listening intently.

"Spock…" Jim says. Once again, Bones' eyes widened.

"The HOBGOBLIN?" he asks.

"What's so weird about that?" Jim asks

"Well for one, he shows no emotion whatsoever and all that god damned logic all the fucking time. He hates you and not to mention he has a girlfriend" Bones says

"He doesn't hate me. If he hated me he wouldn't have come back to Starfleet. You know that. And I know he's dating Uhura, but everyone breaks up" Jim says

"And what if they are the two people that don't?" Bones asks

"Well then I guess I'll be forced to internalize these feelings for the rest of my life" Jim says.

"Jim you're so weird" Bones says

"I guess. But you don't understand, Bones. I love him. With all my heart. He's my everything. He doesn't know it yet though, I promised myself that I wouldn't interfere with his happiness" Jim says

"Good for you Jim. I'm proud of you" Bones says, patting his friend on the shoulder and going off to work. Jim sighed and got up, walking back to the bridge. He waited for the elevator and got in, looking down. When he looked up, he saw that Uhura was there as well. Of course.

"Hello Lieutenant" he says

"Captain" she says, nodding in acknowledgement

"How are you doing today?" he asks

"Fine" she says. The doors open and Jim thankfully got out of the elevator, walking to the bridge. He sat down in the Captain's chair and was greeted with a chorus of 'good morning sirs' and 'morning Captains.'

"Good morning everyone" he says, doing a 360 in the chair and looking around. He noticed that Spock was not there. This intrigued him. Spock had never been late in his life. Kirk got up.

"Sulu…you have the conn" he says, walking out. He walked down the hall and was about to round a corner when he heard Uhura talking.

"No…he doesn't know" she says

"I'd like to keep it that way" Spock says

"I haven't said anything" she says

"Good. I shall not say anything either" he says. Uhura rounded the opposite corner and Jim watched her go, then walked over to Spock, who wasn't paying attention.

"You're late" Jim says. Spock jumped a bit.

"Captain…you startled me" he says

"Care to explain why you're late?" Jim asks

"I had to have a conversation with Lieutenant Uhura for a moment" Spock says

"It better have been one hell of a conversation" Jim says, giving the Science officer a once-over. He was perfectly dressed, as usual. Not a hair out of place. Jim found himself staring a bit. He snapped out of it.

"So what was this conversation about?" Jim asks

"That's a little personal, Captain" Spock says, walking past him. Jim turned to follow.

"Yeah well if it makes you late, don't you think I should know?" Jim asks, catching up to Spock.

"It's a matter of my private life and no I will not tell you" Spock says. Jim walked in front of him and blocked the path.

"Is this about you and Uhura dating?" Jim asks. Spock's eyes widened.

"You know, Captain?" he asks

"Spock, it's a little obvious" Jim says, crossing his arms.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Jim asks

"As I said…it's a matter of my personal life" Spock says, hands behind his back.

"Spock…you can tell me these things. You know that. You're my friend and I want you to know that" Jim says, placing his hand on Spock's upper arm.

"I do know that, Captain" Spock says.

"Jim…call me Jim" he says

"Okay…Jim" Spock says. The word was foreign to him.

"Spock…from now on…no more secrets. If we're going to be a good team, we need to tell each other everything, okay?" Jim asks. Spock nodded.

"As you wish, Jim" Spock says.

Hypocrite he says to himself. He sighed and stepped out of the way.

"Is something wrong, Jim?" Spock asks.

"No…nothing" Jim says, giving him a big Jim Kirk-like grin. Spock nodded.

"Alright Jim, we have work to do" he says, going past him. Jim turned around and followed him, staring at his ass the entire time. When they got to the bridge, he sat down again.

"Anything out there, Uhura?" he asks.

"Nothing Captain" she says. He eyed her. She was wearing her red uniform shirt and a red skirt. He narrowed his eyes.

What does she have that I don't? he asks himself

"Boobs" his conscience answers. He sighed and turned around so he was looking out the large dash of the enterprise. He watched as time went by. He couldn't believe it when lunch came so quickly. He got up and went down to the cafeteria. He got his food and turned around and looked around. He saw Spock sitting alone and went to sit with him.

"Hey Spock" he says, sitting

"Captain? To what do I owe the honor?" Spock asks

"You were sitting by yourself. That's not cool, Spock" Jim says

"I don't understand what you mean by 'cool' but I'm fine alone, Jim" Spock says

Kirk sighed and started eating. He watched Spock eat nothing but vegetables. He figured it must be a vulcan thing. He looked up as Uhura sat down.

"Captain? What are you doing here?" she asks

"I could ask you the same thing, Lieutenant" he says. She sighed and smiled at Spock, who somewhat smiled back. Kirk noticed this and his heart sank a little. He looked at Spock with nothing but love and concern in his eyes. Uhura noticed this look and frowned, narrowing her eyes at him. Spock noticed this.

"Are you harboring feelings of aggression towards the Captain, Lieutenant?" he asks. Uhura blinked and looked over.

"What? No! Of course not…" she says, giving a side glance to Jim, who was still staring longingly at Spock. Jim snapped out of it again and stood.

"Well…I'm gonna go. I feel like a third wheel" he says, picking up his tray and throwing his food away. Spock watched him go and Uhura got up and followed him.

"Captain" she says when they were outside the Cafeteria. He turned to face her.

"What is it Lieutenant?" he asks

"I saw the way you were looking at him" she says, crossing her arms

"I don't know what you're talking about, Lieutenant" he says

"Don't play dumb with me, Kirk. You looked at him like you wanted to fuck him right then and there" she says

"Well I'm sorry you felt that" he says

"Cut the crap, Kirk. You want him" she says

"And what is it to you?" he asks

"Well he's my boyfriend so back the hell off" she says. He raised an eyebrow.

"I already knew that he was your boyfriend. I'm not retarted" he says

"Could've fooled me. Just back off, and I won't be forced to hurt you. Besides, he'd never want you anyways" she says, turning to go. Jim looked after her, then glared.

"Alright, Uhura. If that's how you want it, I'll play your game. It's on now, bitch. It's on like Donkey Fucking Kong."


A/N: Yeah…this just came to mind. This has probably been done a million times by now but Oh well I plan to see this through to the end. Hope you all enjoy!