The Mysterious *Canadian?* Ticking Noise~

You guys should know my mind works in mysterious ways. SPEAKING OF MYSTERIOUS….

Hetalia isn't mine lD

And of course, you can type when they're singing at the same time, fft.

Oh, and this is one of the first Hetalia thingies I wrote a while ago lD


France was sitting in a meeting room with Canada, waiting for the others to arrive. Bored, Canada tapped a pen on the table. France, slightly startled, looked around

France: What IS that mysterious ticking noise?

Canada: *still tapping* Oh, you mean me?

France: Not over here, not over there…

Canada: *sweatdrop* France-nii-san, its m-

France: Its is kind of catchy though…

France, France, Sexy France

France, France, Sexy France

China~! China walks into the room, also hearing the catchy mysterious tapping.

France, France, Sexy France

China~!

France, France, Sexy France

China~!

Da? Da? I'm Russia~ Russia soon takes a seat as well, Luckily, not on Canada, who only continued to tap with a exasperated expression.

China~!

Da? Da? I'm Russia

England… Britain? England, Britain, England? Soon Everyone was there, minus America, who ALWAYS seemed to be late. Suddenly though, he burst into the room.

AMERICA, AMERICA, OOH,

AMERICA, AMERICA, YAH

AMERICA, AMERICA, OOH,

AMERICA, AMERICA, THAT'S ME!

England suddenly slammed his fist on the table. America was right there to challenge him.

UK!

US!

UK!

US!

UK!

US!

UK!

US!

CHINA, ARUUUUUUU!

VOOOOOOOODKA~!

There was complete an udder silence.

France, France, Sexy France

China!

Kolkolkolkol, I'm Russia~!

England… Britain? … England, Britain, England.

IM the hero, AMERICA, the hero, America the hero? I'm the big hero~!

Then they all sang together SINGING OUR SONG, ALL DAY LONG AS THE AAAAAAAALLIES.

France: …. lD Some of you guys cannot sing.

England: SHUT UP, WANKER, ITS YOU WHO CAN'T HOLD A RHYTHM.

France: Oh honhon, I hold quite a rhythm… especiallyinbed.

China: *facesleevepalm* You guys are strange.

Russia: ^J^ Heehee, I enjoyed that.

America: HOLD ON A SECOND, WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING.

Everyone: ….?

America: …. A pipe bomb.

England: YOU STFU, YOU BLOODY LOON.

Canada: Sighs, still tapping, but he couldn't help but smile, just a bit

Canada, Canada, Oh Cana- Canada, Canada!