Prompt: Boris and Peter, Alice is overheard talking about her love of rabbit meat
gift!Fic for: love_michiyuki
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It was inevitable. A discussion with the twins about rabbit food and rabbits as food was only ever going to lead to trouble. Especially when the oblivious Foreigner merely pursed her lips.
"Rabbit's okay... Sort of tastes like chicken though."
The twins' laughter echoed obscenely across the ballroom.
"Thems the breaks, usagi-san." Sidling up next to Peter, Boris taunted. "Looks like Alice likes eating bunnies more than kissing em."
"Your ignorance proceeds you, filthy feline." Peter straightened primly and smirked. "I, for one, would much prefer being eaten to being offered a bowl of milk."