Word count: One hundred words on the nose.

Summary: E/O CHALLENGE. Drabble words: pressure, face, frame. Afterschool Special's young Dean meets up with a female crossroads demon. This is pure crack. Dialogue only.

"I don't want to pressure you, but you gotta know something's wrong. I've been all over the known 'verses. You're the only Dean Winchester with the wrong face."

"What the hell is wrong with my face?"

"You should look like young Jensen Ackles. You look like Brock Kelly instead."

"So what's in this for you?"

"Nothing. It's a freebie. No time frame, no close on the deal. What can I say, I love teh pretty."

"Dad and Sam won't notice the change?"


"Okay. Uh, aren't you gonna kiss me to seal the deal?"

"After. And not a moment before."

A/N: Come on, admit it. I just said what everyone else out there was thinking.